Earthquake drills go off without a hitch

[Steve Bildermann]

[gaijinzilla]

All thses disaster drills are useless, just like those fire drills I was subjected to from elementary school through to high school
At least I never had to do those silly DUCK & COVER drills during the 1950s (You know, in case of an A-bomb detonation from those pesky Ruskies, get under your desk and you'll be safe...hence the DUCK & COVER)

Steve's advice is best: grab food, water & head for open ground