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Drunk Labrador Slain By Samurai Sword

Postby Mulboyne » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:12 am

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Cebu Daily: Bolo vs. Samurai sword
A man armed with a jungle bolo lost his life after dueling with a man armed with a Samurai sword on Saturday in Barangay Punta Princesa...Witnesses told police that a drunk Labrador, who was spoiling for a fight and armed with a 2-foot-long jungle bolo, went inside Ubanan's house and challenged him to a fight. When Ubanan saw that Labrador was armed, he took out his 2-foot-and-9-inch-long Samurai sword and engaged Labrador in a duel...more...
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Postby kamome » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:46 am

The title of this thread made me think of the terrible things that can befall a dog that gets its paws on a jug of whiskey.
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Postby (1VB)freels » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:00 am

Yeah I was expecting a drunken dog attacking a guy. Not this!!! LOL
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Postby otakuden » Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:44 pm

kamome wrote:The title of this thread made me think of the terrible things that can befall a dog that gets its paws on a jug of whiskey.


lol!!! u n me both. i was expecting a tragic heart-wrenching tale of a poor doggie's demise after getting into my liquor cabinet :p
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:25 am

kamome wrote:The title of this thread made me think of the terrible things that can befall a dog that gets its paws on a jug of whiskey.


Isn't that a St Bernard? BTW what is a labrador besides a dog?

FWIW have been drinking with gomichild and am not fit to be in mixed company. Apologies in advance and I will log off now!! TTFN
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Postby Greji » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:51 am

GomiGirl wrote:FWIW have been drinking with gomichild and am not fit to be in mixed company.


There is nothing more disgusting than two drunks trying to justify Thursday night at the pub.

What a total waste of band space. They're pissed and can't even type! What makes matters even worse, they didn't invite me! I would have been good for a least one shout.

I hope your head kills you this morning!
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:01 pm

We were at the FCCJ and ran into an old friend!! We were at a meeting then went into the bar and the staff just left us there drinking. oopps.
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