Obama, scene of kidnapping, now tourist attraction
How about a theme park with a re-creation of the kidnapping staged on the hour every hour.
You could have concession stands with 'abduction bentos - Don't get napped without 'em'
The families who are by now, veteran TV talents could hold mock press conferences with members of the paying public as guests.
And for a special treat - one lucky visitor will be *actually* disappeared each day.
Wow - These ideas just keep coming to me. Don't be jealous I'm just lucky that way.