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30,000 yen for a Golden Facial

Postby kurohinge1 » Tue May 08, 2007 11:55 am

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A woman receives a 24-carat gold leaf facial treatment at the Beautyworld Japan 2007 trade fair in Tokyo. The treatment costs 30, 000 yen ($250). Photo: Reuters


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Postby emperor » Tue May 08, 2007 12:21 pm

007 GOLDFINGER Factual error: The girl is killed by having paint all over her body, supposedly suffocating her. While a widely believed theory at the time, it is not actually true that you can be suffocated by cutting off air to the skin - as long as you are still breathing, you won't suffocate. The only way damage might be caused is that by being unable to sweat/cool, you might get heatstroke, alternatively the toxic elements of the paint might prove fatal, but both of those effects would take far longer to kill you

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Postby Charles » Tue May 08, 2007 2:22 pm

emperor wrote:...alternatively the toxic elements of the paint might prove fatal, but both of those effects would take far longer to kill you[/IMG]

Note that gold is nontoxic, gold leaf is commonly used as decoration on food. I was once served some sake with gold leaf flakes in it, it was pretty but I thought that was wasteful since I would rather have a couple of bucks worth more sake than a couple of bucks worth of gold leaf.
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Postby Greji » Tue May 08, 2007 3:33 pm

Charles wrote:I was once served some sake with gold leaf flakes in it, it was pretty but I thought that was wasteful since I would rather have a couple of bucks worth more sake than a couple of bucks worth of gold leaf.


I've had that. The old J-belief is that the gold is good for your digestive tract. I don't know how true that might be, but it was a good enough reason to drink it (not that I drink as a rule, only as a habit).
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Postby emperor » Tue May 08, 2007 7:46 pm

The bar-mythology of Goldschlager says that the flakes of gold make tiny cuts in the lining of the drinkers throat causing the alcohol to enter the bloodstream faster...

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Postby amdg » Tue May 08, 2007 8:10 pm

emperor wrote:The bar-mythology of Goldschlager says that the flakes of gold make tiny cuts in the lining of the drinkers throat causing the alcohol to enter the bloodstream faster...

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Not likely.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue May 08, 2007 9:19 pm

You know, I'd give these ladies a facial for free. In fact I might even pay them to recieve one.
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Postby emperor » Tue May 08, 2007 9:52 pm

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Not likely.


I did say 'mythology' :)
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Postby Blah Pete » Wed May 09, 2007 10:39 am

emperor wrote:The bar-mythology of Goldschlager says that the flakes of gold make tiny cuts in the lining of the drinkers throat causing the alcohol to enter the bloodstream faster...


Just think what that would do to your intestines. Not as good as ground glass though:devil2:
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed May 09, 2007 8:14 pm

Chances are it's 30,000 yen extra to have the Golden Facial washed off with a Golden Shower.
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Postby amdg » Wed May 09, 2007 8:43 pm

emperor wrote:I did say 'mythology' :)


Yep, I'm not banging my head against the wall for what you reported, but for what they claim.

I can see how it would be a good gimmick to attract the teens, but it's insulting how stupid they think the public is.
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Postby Greji » Wed May 09, 2007 9:25 pm

amdg wrote:I can see how it would be a good gimmick to attract the teens, but it's insulting how stupid they think the public is.


I don't know amdg! You just can't tell these days just how many girls are into golden bukkake's! It used to be that a golden shower would suffice!
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Postby amdg » Wed May 09, 2007 9:49 pm

I'd pay to see a golden bukkake :p
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Postby GomiGirl » Thu May 10, 2007 1:02 am

Golden Bukkake??? I suggest you make an appointment at the urologist or check your prostate.. that shit (sic) just ain't right!!
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Postby emperor » Thu May 10, 2007 3:28 am

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Postby Greji » Thu May 10, 2007 10:51 am

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Emp, that's a hard act to follow!
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu May 10, 2007 12:41 pm

ya know, I've seen that pic of that dude floating around. What is that on his face?

Please tell me it is not shit
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Postby Greji » Thu May 10, 2007 12:56 pm

American Oyaji wrote:ya know, I've seen that pic of that dude floating around. What is that on his face?

Please tell me it is not shit


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Postby emperor » Thu May 10, 2007 6:37 pm

American Oyaji wrote:I've seen that pic of that dude floating around. What is that on his face?

Accused Paint Sniffer Arrested Again
The West Virginia man whose spray-painted face became a national icon synonymous with paint huffing has been arrested once again.Patrick Eugene Tribett, 42, of Benwood, was arrested last week on charges of being a fugitive from justice, public intoxication and carrying a concealed weapon.The incident began on July 14 when officers received a call that someone was sitting in a car, sniffing paint. Officers were sent to a location where they found a man sitting in a car with paint on his face and hands. When they ordered him out of the car a paint can fell out, they said. The officers also said they recognized the man as Tribett.Police said they found a kitchen knife in his pants pocket and also discovered that there were several outstanding arrest warrants for him for alleged parole violations and felonious assault.Tribett has been arrested for huffing paint at least three times, two of which were within the last month, according to the Intelligence & Wheeling News-Register newspaper.After his arrest a year ago, his booking photo was splashed across the Internet and his arrest received national news coverage.Tribett, who had gold paint on his face and hands at that time, was arrested in a village business after he attempted to purchase more spray paint.
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Postby Blah Pete » Thu May 10, 2007 7:32 pm

There was a pic of another guy on FARK who was also caught huffing paint a few weeks ago. Different color though.
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Postby American Oyaji » Tue May 15, 2007 11:58 am

emperor wrote:http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/9554580/detail.html



Thanks emperor. I did not know WHAT that was.
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