Bukkake Bandit

[Mulboyne]

[floatl][/floatl]SANSPO reports (Japanese) that Osaka police have arrested an eighteen year old freeter on suspicion of creeping up on women in public places and ejaculating over them. In August of this year, he is alleged to have grabbed hold of a 62 year old woman in a park in Tsurumi from behind and shot his sperm over her hair and clothing. Police believe that, over a half year period, the youth was involved with around ten similar incidents in the same locality; the youngest victim was 19 while the oldest was 71. During questioning, the suspect apparently told police to call him "Hayauchi Mac" (早撃ちマック) which is the Japanese name of the Hanna-Barbera cartoon character "Quick Draw McGraw".

[succubusqueen]

Well this kid is a complete idiot....but one cannot deny the influence of tv on a sick kids mind. What an idiot!!:confused:

[AssKissinger]

oldest was 71.

Because I Saw Ya At The Check Out Line
You Dropped Your Coupons And You Were Looking Fine
Sophisicated, And So Mature
I Couldn't Really Care If You're 50 Or 74
Becaues I Want Ya, And I Need Ya
Hey Boomin' Granny You Could Be My Teacher
And I Could Be Your Pet, Bet
Listen Old Lady I'm Gonna Make Ya Sweat
I Know I'm Younger, And Your Much Older
You Look So nice On My Chevy Nova

[Greji]

Well this kid is a complete idiot....but one cannot deny the influence of tv on a sick kids mind. What an idiot!!:confused:

Has Take posted lately?

[Behan]

LOL. Maybe we could send him a file in cake. Or a porno mag instead.

[succubusqueen]

Has Take posted lately?

WtF is that supposed to mean?:confused:

[succubusqueen]

WtF is that supposed to mean?:confused:

Sorry wrong thread....

[Iraira]

"Quick Draw McGraw".

I'm not sure that I'd want to have the sexual nickname "Quick Draw", kinda doesn't do much for the ego.

"Hi nice to meet you..ah....guuuuuuuushhhhhhh!"

[Captain Japan]

The Murakami sculpture is what I thought of first...

[Charles]

I'm not sure that I'd want to have the sexual nickname "Quick Draw", kinda doesn't do much for the ego.

I suppose that could depend upon whether you've got a single shot Derringer, or a .45 semi-auto with a full clip.

[Greji]

I suppose that could depend upon whether you've got a single shot Derringer, or a .45 semi-auto with a full clip.

Charles, call me when you get to Ned Buntline!

[Iraira]

I suppose that could depend upon whether you've got a single shot Derringer, or a .45 semi-auto with a full clip.

The word "Howitzer" springs to mind, but then again, I am delusional and myopic.
"Cobalt-salted thermonuclear device" also would describe things well, as I'd like to think that my aura has a long half-life.

[Naniwan Kid]

His dediction to Hanna-Barbara is, at the very least, respectable. He is the Tarantino of jizz-gobblers.

[hundefar]

I think that people are ungrateful. I am sure the kid means it well. I mean, he is showering them with love...literally!

[Mr Doricar]

It's very good for the skin!

Maybe he was just trying to help ladies with dermatitis.

"Bukkake Bandit, sponsored by Nivea Visage coming to a town near you"

[Iraira]

His dediction to Hanna-Barbara is, at the very least, respectable. He is the Tarantino of jizz-gobblers.

Actually, he probably was inspired by the Miggs character from Silence of the Lambs. He was the looney who threw a wad on Jodie Foster...that scene did nothing for me.