Crooked Killer Kanagawa Cops

[GuyJean]

Hey, CS. Here's one for ya. Right in our backyard.. Which do you prefer: Saitama murderers, or Kanagawa cops?

Court Rules Kanagawa Cop Shot Suspect During Interrogation

The judge was not convinced. He rejected police claims that the left-handed man shot himself while holding a gun in his right hand and added, "A man who wanted to kill himself would not have fired the gun some 25 centimeters away from his body."

Police officials could not hide their shock.

"That's not possible," a National Police Agency (NPA) senior official uttered after learning the Yokohama District Court ruling.

"I'm sure there was a suicide note or something. A police officer would never shoot a suspect," another top NPA official said.

Only gaijin cops could do such a thing!!

GJ

[Taro Toporific]

Kanagawa cops?
Police officials could not hide their shock.
Only gaijin cops could do such a thing!!
GJ

"KANAGAWA KEISATSU'---Kanagawa Keystone Cops: that is the only thing you need to say to a Japanese person to evoke a smirk and knowing snicker. They're famous for being Japan's worst.

Ki wo tsukeyou Kurai yomichi to Kanagawa Kenkei -- (Beware of Dark night roads and the Kanagawa Prefectural Police.)

--- Honmoku Wharf, Yokohama

This Kanagawa Keystone Cops logo says it all:


__________
I'm not me.

[Taro Toporific]

Here's one for ya. Right in our backyard.. Which do you prefer: Saitama murderers, or Kanagawa cops?
GJ

Ok, here's a better one:

Murder suspect escapes en route to trial
Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 08:30 JST
YOKOHAMA-- A 31-year-old Chinese man on trial for murder and robbery fled with handcuffs on while he was being moved from a Yokohama detention house to the prosecutors' office in Kawasaki, Kanagawa Prefecture on Friday, the police said.
...The police said Jin cut a rope that had chained him to two other detainees and ran away...
Police officials said they believe Jin used a sharp instrument to cut loose a rope..

http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=news&cat=2&id=239754

"Sharp" hey?

[cstaylor]

Pretty scary stuff. Kannai is pretty rough at night time too.