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Defense Minister: Godzilla and Mothra are a Threat

Postby Captain Japan » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:15 pm

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:18 pm

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Postby Captain Japan » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:27 pm

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Postby Iraira » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:29 pm

How much money does this fool make to protect us from giant monsters...

The guy's a complete idiot, UFOs...Godzilla doesn't even fly.
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Postby Captain Japan » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:33 pm

Iraira wrote:How much money does this fool make to protect us from giant monsters...

The guy's a complete idiot, UFOs...Godzilla doesn't even fly.

Wrong! You never saw "Godzilla v. the Smog Monster." The flying scene got Yoshimitsu Banno banned from directing another picture for Toho.

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Postby Iraira » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:37 pm

Captain Japan wrote:Wrong! You never saw "Godzilla v. the Smog Monster." The flying scene got Yoshimitsu Banno banned from directing another picture for Toho.

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Oh, shit, yes I did see it, and it completely slipped my mind. major kudos to you and I'm a little worried that you had a photo of that exact scene to post so quickly.
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Postby Red Floyd » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:22 am

Not to mention Godzilla and Mothra are indigenous to Earth and are not aliens. So that would open up another can of worms since I guess they'd both be endangered species or something. Now if it was King Ghidorah, then yes, that'd be an alien, and we'd all be screwed.
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Postby succubusqueen » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:01 am

He's been smoking too much weed...well not really..let me rephrase that...He's been eating too much mushrooms!!!!:cool:
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Postby ttjereth » Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:54 am


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Postby Greji » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:04 pm

Red Floyd wrote:Not to mention Godzilla and Mothra are indigenous to Earth and are not aliens. So that would open up another can of worms since I guess they'd both be endangered species or something. Now if it was King Ghidorah, then yes, that'd be an alien, and we'd all be screwed.


I'm not sure if that is correct. I think I saw Godzilla and Mothra, both in line with me at immigrations, waiting for an advance registration stamp for the "automatic passport reader". They could well be FGs!
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Postby Kuang_Grade » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:48 pm

Come on SDF, where's the love for Gamera?
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Postby Iraira » Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:54 am

Kuang_Grade wrote:Come on SDF, where's the love for Gamera?


I give props to Gamera for being able to blow flame and smoke out of his ass, but he's from earth, and therefore not on Hatoyama's worry list. Monster X is from where, I don't remember. I just know that he doesn't like cell phones.
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Postby 2triky » Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:45 am

Iraira wrote:I give props to Gamera for being able to blow flame and smoke out of his ass,


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