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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:00 pm

[floatr]Image[/floatr]SoFeminine: Victoria Beckham's skin food
Victoria Beckham has reportedly been eating specialist Japanese food to combat her acne-prone skin. The former Spice Girls star - who has three children with husband David - has been gorging on natto, made from fermented soy beans, because its vitamin PPQ content helps fix scarred skin and also increases energy levels. A source said: "Victoria says natto tastes weird and smells a bit horrible but you only have to eat a small portion to get the benefits. She has just been having two small pots a day, sometimes with rice. "She has been able to relax her super-strict diet and eat and drink more of what she likes, such as green tea ice-cream and her all-time favourite, champagne! David is very happy about it and Victoria has already noticed a difference - even though she has only eaten it for a couple of weeks"...more...
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Postby alicia454 » Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:55 pm

Cool! :D I love natto; it's tasty, nutritious, and inexpensive. Yes, I really do like the taste of natto, but then again I love most strong flavoured food including blue cheese, crab & lobster livers, fish roe, stinky tofu, and durians (which are my favourite fruit). But I did not know that it was also good for my skin. Looks like I don't have an excuse not to eat it every day. (Currently on average I eat natto about 2-3 times a week for breakfast.)
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Postby Midwinter » Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:08 am

Mulboyne wrote:[floatr]Image[/floatr]SoFeminine: Victoria Beckham's skin food
Victoria Beckham has reportedly been eating specialist Japanese food to combat her acne-prone skin. The former Spice Girls star - who has three children with husband David - has been gorging on natto, made from fermented soy beans, because its vitamin PPQ content helps fix scarred skin and also increases energy levels. A source said: "Victoria says natto tastes weird and smells a bit horrible but you only have to eat a small portion to get the benefits. She has just been having two small pots a day, sometimes with rice. "She has been able to relax her super-strict diet and eat and drink more of what she likes, such as green tea ice-cream and her all-time favourite, champagne! David is very happy about it and Victoria has already noticed a difference - even though she has only eaten it for a couple of weeks"...more...


Yeah, but try kissing her after she's had a bowl of natto for dinner. *urgh*
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Postby Charles » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:11 am

Midwinter wrote:Yeah, but try kissing her after she's had a bowl of natto for dinner. *urgh*

Apparently you never learned basic social graces, so let me educate you. You never serve a woman natto|garlic|raw onion|your favorite pungent food, unless you're eating it too. In the case of restaurants, this is why the woman orders first, so you can order a similarly pungent food.
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:12 am

Charles wrote:Apparently you never learned basic social graces, so let me educate you. You never serve a woman natto|garlic|raw onion|your favorite pungent food, unless you're eating it too. In the case of restaurants, this is why the woman orders first, so you can order a similarly pungent food.


Oh man, don't leave yourself open like that.

I was SO gonna zing you, but I'll let it slide. Someone else might take the obvious potshot from this though.
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Postby Midwinter » Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:23 am

Charles wrote:Apparently you never learned basic social graces, so let me educate you. You never serve a woman natto|garlic|raw onion|your favorite pungent food, unless you're eating it too. In the case of restaurants, this is why the woman orders first, so you can order a similarly pungent food.


Go fuck yourself.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:44 am

alicia454 wrote:Cool! :D I love natto]stinky tofu[/URL], and durians (which are my favourite fruit). But I did not know that it was also good for my skin. Looks like I don't have an excuse not to eat it every day. (Currently on average I eat natto about 2-3 times a week for breakfast.)


You must have a wonderful social life:D I`m quite sure alot of men would beat the crap out of each other to kiss you.

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Postby Charles » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:06 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Oh man, don't leave yourself open like that.

I was SO gonna zing you, but I'll let it slide. Someone else might take the obvious potshot from this though.

You guys' minds are in the gutter.

It should be totally obvious that if your dinner date eats a garlicky dish, you will not enjoy kissing her unless you eat a garlicky dish too. It's that simple.
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:32 pm

xenomorph42 wrote:You must have a wonderful social life:D I`m quite sure alot of men would beat the crap out of each other to kiss you.

Cheers!
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maybe we should introduce alicia and charles...they'd have a lovely time together! ;)
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Postby Blah Pete » Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:00 pm

Saw her husband and the L.A. Galaxy lose to the S.J. Earthquakes today 3-2. Some pics of hubby.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:42 pm

Charles wrote:Apparently you never learned basic social graces, so let me educate you. You never serve a woman natto|garlic|raw onion|your favorite pungent food, unless you're eating it too. In the case of restaurants, this is why the woman orders first, so you can order a similarly pungent food.

This dude has nothing but the ability to speak English and do video game.
Let it be.
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Postby alicia454 » Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:34 pm

xenomorph42 wrote:You must have a wonderful social life:D I`m quite sure alot of men would beat the crap out of each other to kiss you. Cheers! :kanpai:

You know, tooth brushes, tooth paste, dental floss, mouthwash, and mint candies all exist, all of which I use regularly, and keep my mouth clean while providing minty fresh breath. (I brought a couple of years worth of good tooth paste from Canada, since I know and trust it.) Good oral hygiene more than makes up for any weird food I eat.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:55 pm

Wait a minute, so if you are what you eat, as people say, does natto affect the taste and smell of semen and vaginal excretion?

I smell a case of bad funky spunk.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:14 pm

alicia454 wrote:You know, tooth brushes, tooth paste, dental floss, mouthwash, and mint candies all exist, all of which I use regularly, and keep my mouth clean while providing minty fresh breath. (I brought a couple of years worth of good tooth paste from Canada, since I know and trust it.) Good hygiene more thans make up for any food I eat.


You use all of those at one time??:( But hey, who am I to argue, if Monica Belucci ate all that, would I push her away....Never in a million years!! I'd choke down some cockroach eggs and down it with prune juice just to kiss her.
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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:26 am

Charles wrote:You guys' minds are in the gutter.

It should be totally obvious that if your dinner date eats a garlicky dish, you will not enjoy kissing her unless you eat a garlicky dish too. It's that simple.


My point was this. Why the would anyone take dating tips from a confirmed bachelor? And then to speak of SOCIAL GRACES?? Social graces aren't just limited to eating, but to speaking properly as a gentleman and not beating a horse to death, i.e. aussie bashing as a sport.
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Postby Greji » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:21 am

American Oyaji wrote: i.e. aussie bashing as a sport.


Hmmm.....
Kuro what's your take on that? Olympic possibilities? Finally sanctioning a sport Charles can play?
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Postby Charles » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:07 am

American Oyaji wrote:My point was this. Why the would anyone take dating tips from a confirmed bachelor? And then to speak of SOCIAL GRACES?? Social graces aren't just limited to eating, but to speaking properly as a gentleman and not beating a horse to death, i.e. aussie bashing as a sport.

What, you want dating tips from a long-term married man? He was only successful ONCE, a long time ago.

I observe the social graces appropriate to the context, they are different for ozzies. I honor the ozzies who politely leave others undisturbed when sleeping in a gutter in a puddle of their own vomit. They set an example for all antipodeans.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:44 pm

American Oyaji wrote:My point was this. Why the would anyone take dating tips from a confirmed bachelor? And then to speak of SOCIAL GRACES?? Social graces aren't just limited to eating, but to speaking properly as a gentleman and not beating a horse to death, i.e. aussie bashing as a sport.


I want dating tips from a divorced faux- evangelical Christian who's obsessed with penis size.

Who you should get dating tips from depends on what your goals are. If you're just looking to get laid without spending too much on dinner, social graces and gentlemanly behavior get you nowhere.
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Postby Greji » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:33 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:does natto affect the taste and smell of semen and vaginal excretion?


The GF says absolutely notto!
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Postby Behan » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:12 am

Takechanpoo wrote:This dude has nothing but the ability to speak English and do video game.
Let it be.


You can only do the latter.
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:05 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:If you're just looking to get laid without spending too much on dinner, social graces and gentlemanly behavior get you nowhere.


In that case, you're not very likely gonna be where they offer dinner.
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