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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:12 pm

Japan Today: U.S. serviceman breaks into love hotel room
A 21-year-old U.S. serviceman working at the U.S. Air Force base in Misawa, Aomori Prefecture, was arrested Saturday for allegedly breaking into a love hotel though the roof, police said. Misawa police said that Lawrence A. Bopp Jr admitted to the allegation. According to police, Bopp entered the one-storey hotel through a small window leading to its attic. He then allegedly either tried to look through or enlarge a hole in the ceiling to peep at the guests before the ceiling gave way and dropped him into the middle of the room, where a 38-year-old man was sleeping with his companion. The man called hotel staff who summoned the police. Bopp told police that he had been drinking, and did not know the couple.
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:42 pm

yet another shining example of america's finest.

seriously, can someone please explain to me what these shining examples of humanity are still doing over here?
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Postby Charles » Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:44 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:yet another shining example of america's finest.

seriously, can someone please explain to me what these shining examples of humanity are still doing over here?

Protecting your worthless ass from being enslaved to China.
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:46 pm

Charles wrote:Protecting your worthless ass from being enslaved to China.


china...that would be in hong kong, right?

edit: oh wait, my mistake. china's that big place above india and those other asian countries. asia...it's all the same, yeah? the place where even white guys who can't get laid back home to save their life can score on a regular basis.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:46 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:yet another shining example of america's finest.

seriously, can someone please explain to me what these shining examples of humanity are still doing over here?


Japan's lucky we even let them have their country back so they can put up with some fucking military bases and the occassional dickhead soldier.
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:52 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Japan's lucky we even let them have their country back so they can put up with some fucking military bases and the occassional dickhead soldier.



yeah, that's true. we're not so generous...them islands up north are forever russian.

compared to the gropings, upskirtings, etc etc that happen, a few idiot military guys isn't that big of a deal.
that's pretty stupid though, breaking into a love hotel? ??
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:55 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:yeah, that's true. we're not so generous...them islands up north are forever russian.

compared to the gropings, upskirtings, etc etc that happen, a few idiot military guys isn't that big of a deal.
that's pretty stupid though, breaking into a love hotel? ??


Sounds like good natured fun in the vein of "Porky's" or "American Pie" to me. ;)
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Postby pheyton » Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:26 pm

[quote="Samurai_Jerk"]Sounds like good natured fun in the vein of "Porky's" or "American Pie" to me. ]

Anyone seen Greji? Did he take a trip to Aomori?
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Postby canman » Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:19 pm

What a disappointment. I go all the way to Misawa break into a love hotel to do some voyeuring and would you know it I break into a room where the guy was too old to get it up and was just sleeping with his squeeze. Then to make matters worse the ceiling collapses and suddenly it became a threesome, but they weren't so happy about it.:confused:
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Postby Greji » Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:30 pm

pheyton wrote:Anyone seen Greji? Did he take a trip to Aomori?


Man, that 72 hours in lock up for a wank that got out of hand was a real bitch....
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Postby Iraira » Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:26 pm

Charles wrote:Protecting your worthless ass from being enslaved to China.


No, it's actually to protect China from Japan.
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Postby Sentakki Fried Chicken » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:05 pm

Greji wrote:Man, that 72 hours in lock up for a wank that got out of hand was a real bitch....
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Does a wank that gets out of hand still qualify as a wank?
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Postby james » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:24 pm

Charles wrote:Protecting your worthless ass from being enslaved to China.


and amongst america's largest creditors whom does one find? as recently demonstrated, the next battlefront will not be military but economic.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:26 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:yet another shining example of america's finest.

seriously, can someone please explain to me what these shining examples of humanity are still doing over here?


Here we go again....:rolleyes:


When these guys get caught doing something so stupid like this, I recommend they be tarred and feathered and paraded down the street wearing piss-stained underwear! Idiots!
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Postby Iraira » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:30 pm

Yutairui wrote:Does a wank that gets out of hand still qualify as a wank?


it depends on who the wank lands on when it spills, sprays, is flung from the hand that cradled the rock.
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Postby American Oyaji » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:51 pm

Ya know, unless they've built new ones, I think I know which one of two he went to.
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Postby Kanchou » Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:40 pm

You probably have 3 Japanese for every 1 serviceman who pulls crap like this...

I mean, trying to peep through the roof of a love hotel Ninja-Style is so quintessentially Japanese.
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Postby Behan » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:46 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:china...that would be in hong kong, right?

edit: oh wait, my mistake. china's that big place above india and those other asian countries. asia...it's all the same, yeah? the place where even white guys who can't get laid back home to save their life can score on a regular basis.


Can't get laid here either.
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Postby Greji » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:39 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Ya know, unless they've built new ones, I think I know which one of two he went to.


I knew you did. I could see your knee prints in the attic right before I fell through....
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:38 pm

Greji wrote:I knew you did. I could see your knee prints in the attic right before I fell through....
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Postby Greji » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:38 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Are you saying AO got his knees dirty in a love hotel?
You know SJ, I never thought about it that way, but maybe we better take another look at this AO angle. The cops may have busted the wrong wanker.....
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:37 pm

Greji wrote:You know SJ, I never thought about it that way, but maybe we better take another look at this AO angle. The cops may have busted the wrong wanker.....


I may be large, but I'm not large enough to wank in Misawa all the way from Ohio.
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Postby prolly » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:32 am

we got an ethnic background report on this serviceman yet?
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:03 am

prolly wrote:we got an ethnic background report on this serviceman yet?
Sure. He is the member of the largest ethic group, the stupid.
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Postby kurohinge1 » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:34 am

prolly wrote:
we got an ethnic background report on this serviceman yet?


Taro Toporific wrote:
Sure. He is the member of the largest ethic group, the stupid.


:D

Or perhaps the "does stupid things when drunk" group.

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Postby Midwinter » Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:42 am

Stacked, breached, and cleared eh? :D
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Postby kurohinge1 » Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:46 am

Mulboyne wrote:
From Stars and Stripes: . . .

. . . They said he was . . . assigned to the 301st Intelligence Squadron. . .


In hindsight, not the best choice.

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Postby Big Booger » Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:16 am

What is the penalty for breaking through the roof of a love hotel while peeking at customers scrogging their brains out in Japan?
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Postby amdg » Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:38 pm

[quote="kurohinge1"]In hindsight, not the best choice.

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Well, reconnaissance is the backbone of combat intelligence.

And he did utilize the doctrine of Shock and Awe.
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