Naked Airman Arrested In Convenience Store

[Mulboyne]

A senior Air Self Defence Force officer from the Matsushima base in Miyagi was arrested in September for public indecency. At around two o'clock one morning, he went to a nearby convenience store, undressed outside and walked in wearing only his shoes and carrying a wallet. He then picked up some stockings and knickers and went to buy them at the till. Police arrived shortly afterwards to apprehend him. Although it sounds like another pervert case, the man told police that he did it as a joke. He had been drinking that evening at a colleague's farewell party and thought it would be a great prank to pull on his way home. He later went back to the store with his commanding officer to apologize. A spokesman for the base couldn't confirm what he was wearing for the second visit. (From ZakZak)

[Behan]

Was he with a goat?

[Iraira]

Was he with a goat?

It was 2am, give the guy a break...we've all had nights like that, the goat you picked up at the bar demands you use protection, so you have to head down to the local conbini, y'know, and sometimes you're in such a rush that you forget to put your clothes on....it happens. Murphy's Law kinda thing.

[amdg]

Shock and Awe.

It's a whole new military thing now. I suggest we all get used to it.