Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn

[leitmotiv]

[bolt_krank]

hahahah.... Good old Onion.

[Cyka UchuuJin]

oh no, how will Takeabigpoo get his rocks off now??

[Mike Oxlong]

Here's a guide for Take-pi

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/6827/howtonotfailatlifepn3he9.png

[dimwit]

The Japanese government has banned all 1,500 hours of film seized from this one-room studio in Kobe.

Okay I get the dildo and whip and could probably even take a guess about the fake swords and bucket of puke but WTF are the fishheads about? Greji please help me!

[Kanchou]

You don't want to know.

On another note, the most disgusting form of Japanese porn I have ever heard of (saw the cover, not the movie) was one that simply involved a 21-year old porn star giving birth to her first child. Naked. After someone has sex with her. And then afterwards I think someone has sex with her again. And then someone probably has sex with the placenta. Ok, I made that part up.

[IkemenTommy]

You don't want to know.

On another note, the most disgusting form of Japanese porn I have ever heard of (saw the cover, not the movie) was one that simply involved a 21-year old porn star giving birth to her first child. Naked. After someone has sex with her. And then afterwards I think someone has sex with her again. And then someone probably has sex with the placenta. Ok, I made that part up.

Nah, you don't have to lie to kick it with us. For someone who just "saw the cover," you seem to know awful lot in details there. We all know you watched it with Greji, who is in your same circle jerk movie club.

[Greji]

Nah, you don't have to lie to kick it with us. For someone who just "saw the cover," you seem to know awful lot in details there. We all know you watched it with Greji, who is in your same circle jerk movie club.

Wank on with your bad self.....

[Behan]

I put on a porn channel at a love hotel once and saw a guy slip a live unagi into a condom and before it went any further I switched the channel. What's exciting about that?

[Cyka UchuuJin]

You don't want to know.

On another note, the most disgusting form of Japanese porn I have ever heard of (saw the cover, not the movie) was one that simply involved a 21-year old porn star giving birth to her first child. Naked. After someone has sex with her. And then afterwards I think someone has sex with her again. And then someone probably has sex with the placenta. Ok, I made that part up.

now i've never had a child, but i've seen the process...how the hell does someone have sex after that? and what would the guy get out of it, especially a japanese guy? you might as well stick your cock into a bowl of oatmeal!

[Iraira]

I put on a porn channel at a love hotel once and saw a guy slip a live unagi into a condom and before it went any further I switched the channel. What's exciting about that?

Seems like the J-variant on the Richard Gere rumor that just won't go away. Probably because I keep telling everyone about it.

[Sentakki Fried Chicken]

I put on a porn channel at a love hotel once and saw a guy slip a live unagi into a condom and before it went any further I switched the channel. What's exciting about that?

It wasn't unagi...it's a dojo.

[Samurai_Jerk]

you might as well stick your cock into a bowl of oatmeal!

I do that every morning. It's the only way I can get my girlfriend to eat a healthy breakfast.

[Greji]

you might as well stick your cock into a bowl of oatmeal!

Hmmmm.... Should the oatmeal be served hot or cold?

[IkemenTommy]

I do that every morning. It's the only way I can get my girlfriend to eat a healthy breakfast.

Low on carbohydrate, rich in protein.

[Kanchou]

For what it's worth, I actually didn't see the movie... just the DVD cover on 4chan. hahaha.

You could see the baby crowning. It was totally disgusting, for what would normally be a joyous occasion had it not been turned into pornography.

[hundefar]

Sure it just wasn't something like this, Kanchou?

WARNING EXTREMELY NSFW LINK - DON'T JUST CLICK IT. THINK FIRST. DO I REALLY NEED TO SEE THIS?

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Sure it just wasn't something like this, Kanchou?

WARNING EXTREMELY NSFW LINK - DON'T JUST CLICK IT. THINK FIRST. DO I REALLY NEED TO SEE THIS?

*speechless*

[hundefar]

Erm..I actually found some screenshots from the movie Kachou was talking about. There seems to be some pregnant sex going on, and then a birth scene. You can't tell from the screenshots if there is actual sex going on afterwards, or even if the birth is real.

You can view them here:

WARNING: NSFW - DON'T CLICK UNLESS YOU MEAN IT.

Mods: If I am out of line by posting this, then pls delete.

[Greji]

Mods: If I am out of line by posting this, then pls delete.

Out of line you say? That was thoroughly disgusting!

BTW you don't happen to have a password for that home page by chance?

[IkemenTommy]

The kid should be proud of the mom.

[Kanchou]

Erm..I actually found some screenshots from the movie Kachou was talking about. There seems to be some pregnant sex going on, and then a birth scene. You can't tell from the screenshots if there is actual sex going on afterwards, or even if the birth is real.

You can view them here:

WARNING: NSFW - DON'T CLICK UNLESS YOU MEAN IT.

Mods: If I am out of line by posting this, then pls delete.

I'd say it's probably real...

The kid should be proud of the mom.

I wonder what it's going to be like growing up and seeing your own birth... in a porno movie... by accident. And then realizing that your mom was a glorified whore of the lowest caliber (assuming the kid didn't already know).

[Iraira]

I wonder what it's going to be like growing up and seeing your own birth... in a porno movie... by accident. And then realizing that your mom was a glorified whore of the lowest caliber (assuming the kid didn't already know).

Hey, mom was number one at what she did, so pride and a place on a Wheaties box are all hers. Figure mom also knows a lot of other skanks, so the kid is gonna get laid by the time he's 5. If the kid is female, then she will eventually outdo her mom in terms of skankiness, for which the next generation will be grateful.

[Typhoon]

Sure it just wasn't something like this, Kanchou?

WARNING EXTREMELY NSFW LINK - DON'T JUST CLICK IT. THINK FIRST. DO I REALLY NEED TO SEE THIS?

Is that from a sex ed film?

[Greji]

Figure mom also knows a lot of other skanks, so the kid is gonna get laid by the time he's 5.

Right on and even if he don't get laid right off, he's going to have a marquis role as a dildo for openers!

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Originally Posted by hundefar
WARNING EXTREMELY NSFW LINK - DON'T JUST CLICK IT. THINK FIRST. DO I REALLY NEED TO SEE THIS?

[IkemenTommy]

I wonder what it's going to be like growing up and seeing your own birth... in a porno movie... by accident. And then realizing that your mom was a glorified whore of the lowest caliber (assuming the kid didn't already know).

I wonder if the kid gets any royalty rights for being filmed.

[Kanchou]

Yeah, but he'll probably have to sue his mother for them when he wises up to it. Although she'll probably have blown it on Prada bags or cocaine or whatever porn stars spend their easily-earned money on.

[Midwinter]

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Greji, congratulations... you've managed the impossible by redefining what it means to read these message boards. I'm proud of each and every one of you as the depths you've been able to sink to have been well, astounding. I bow with cheeks tightly clenched to the depravity and knowledge you've all exhibited here. Thank you very much, thank you all.

[Greji]

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Greji, congratulations... you've managed the impossible by redefining what it means to read these message boards. I'm proud of each and every one of you as the depths you've been able to sink to have been well, astounding. I bow with cheeks tightly clenched to the depravity and knowledge you've all exhibited here. Thank you very much, thank you all.

That is so very kind of you, but I can't claim all the credit. It was my guiding light, Iraira who led me to the dark side of the force. That is, if you don't count the occasional goat, or Buraku's dog.....

[Iraira]

That is so very kind of you, but I can't claim all the credit. It was my guiding light, Iraira who led me to the dark side of the force. That is, if you don't count the occasional goat, or Buraku's dog.....

I really have to thank my father for this award. Being chained in the basement for my formative years watching the Bob Guccione version of Caligula on Betamax while on LSD might have not had such an effect had it not been for his words of wisdom, "There's always another girl more desperate than the last, now let me get back to watching Hee-Haw before my erection subsides." That and having to play football in the street with my teammate being some guy's dad who had Lavashek death breath that could sterilize a bullfrog at 200 yards telling me to "Go long!", definitely made me the mess I am today. I thank you all for your support and look forward to watching more pure Chrysanthenum bile juice regurge porn with all of you in the future.