Yuri Ebihara, wedding dress with radar attachment

[Steve Bildermann]

[Taro Toporific]

daylife.com July 29, 2009
...at a fashion show in Tokyo July 26, 2009. Ebihara has swung her handbag at supermodels Kate Moss and Gisele Bundchen and plans to join them on the world's catwalk. The 29-year-old has decided she is too sexy for Japan and wants to mix it with the international jet set in Paris, New York and Milan.

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[Ketou]

daylife.com July 29, 2009
...at a fashion show in Tokyo July 26, 2009. Ebihara has swung her handbag at supermodels Kate Moss and Gisele Bundchen and plans to join them on the world's catwalk. The 29-year-old has decided she is too sexy for Japan and wants to mix it with the international jet set in Paris, New York and Milan.

Good luck to her then.
Btw..it that NSFW shot real??:drool:

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Btw..is that NSFW shot real??:drool:

No...her real ones aren't even that big...

[Coligny]

Good luck to her then.
Btw..it that NSFW shot real??:drool:

Nope, I recognize that boat, I have that photoshoot in archive. The original girl was much better. But the boat looked really awesum...

Frack, how you upload picshure in here ?

[Greji]

But the boat looked really awesum...

Boat? What boat?

[Cyka UchuuJin]

i might be having a vapid moment, but i can't think of a single international supermodel of japanese origin (or descent).

[Samurai_Jerk]

i might be having a vapid moment, but i can't think of a single international supermodel of japanese origin (or descent).

Have you forgotten the 90's and that butch Jenny Shimizu already?

[Coligny]

i might be having a vapid moment, but i can't think of a single international supermodel of japanese origin (or descent).

Yua Aida...

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Have you forgotten the 90's and that butch Jenny Shimizu already?

does calling one's self 'madonna's international booty call' make one a supermodel?

jenny shimizu is one of those freakish looking androgynous creatures that ck and gaultier used because they looked just plain weird. somehow i think ebi-chan fancies herself to be in the ranks of cindy, naomi, kate, et all.

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Yua Aida...

FAIL! i said international supermodels, not dime-a-dozen japanese domestic AV fuck puppets.

[Samurai_Jerk]

does calling one's self 'madonna's international booty call' make one a supermodel?

jenny shimizu is one of those freakish looking androgynous creatures that ck and gaultier used because they looked just plain weird. somehow i think ebi-chan fancies herself to be in the ranks of cindy, naomi, kate, et all.

Supermodel may be a stretch, but she was definitely a top model in the early 90's. I think it's just the short hair and clothes that made her look androgynous. Take off the tatoos, give her long hair peroxide brown hair, put her in some cutesy clothes, cake a bunch of make up on and she'd look pretty much like any other J-chick.

[Coligny]

FAIL! i said international supermodels, not dime-a-dozen RETIRED japanese domestic AV fuck puppets.

(kinda fixed for you... )

Ok... so...

hum...

wait...

hum...

I'm sure...

errrr...

Michelle Yeoh ? (maybe not, half chinese half french (married Jean Todt))

errr...

I'll pass...

[Takechanpoo]

Tatar (would-be Russian)should shut up.

[IkemenTommy]

Did Ebichan ever have plastic surgery? She looks nothing like other J girls. I mean none whatsoever. Maybe she has some gaijin in her. If not, I would put some gaijin in her.

[IkemenTommy]

FAIL! i said international supermodels, not dime-a-dozen japanese domestic AV fuck puppets.

Asia Carrera?

[Coligny]

Did Ebichan ever have plastic surgery? She looks nothing like other J girls. I mean none whatsoever. Maybe she has some gaijin in her. If not, I would put some gaijin in her.

You'ze joking ? right ?

She's so standard that she make a Toyota Crappia looks exotic...

Yua meanwhile...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

i might be having a vapid moment, but i can't think of a single international supermodel of japanese origin (or descent).

Going back a fair while, but how about the late, great, absolutely gorgeous Sayoko Yamaguchi?...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Did Ebichan ever have plastic surgery? She looks nothing like other J girls. I mean none whatsoever. Maybe she has some gaijin in her. If not, I would put some gaijin in her.

I think she has more plastic in her than Tupperware....
...who cares, though? Definitely one type of plastic that needs injection molding....

[Mulboyne]

i might be having a vapid moment, but i can't think of a single international supermodel of japanese origin (or descent).

Ai Tominaga is Japanese and a genuine international model. I must admit I'd never heard of her until she popped up in the news recently getting a divorce.

[Greji]

not dime-a-dozen japanese domestic AV fuck puppets.

Damn Cyka! You just dissed everyname in my phone directory....

[IkemenTommy]

Damn Cyka! You just dissed everyname in my phone directory....

Including myself

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Damn Cyka! You just dissed everyname in my phone directory....

thank fuck you took my name out of your phone book then!

as for you, takeapoopoo, not one of those identical haircut, cookie cutter uniqlo/kanebo/every advert hanging in the tokyo subway girls would ever make it outside of japan.

russia, on the other hand, has produced more supermodels than you've had wanks.

don't even TRY to go there you idiot.

[IkemenTommy]

[quote="Cyka UchuuJin"]thank fuck you took my name out of your phone book then! ]
Don't diss on Uniqlo. I buy the bed sheets and covers from their luxurious Por Homme line.

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Don't diss on Uniqlo. I buy the bed sheets and covers from their luxurious Por Homme line.

please please please tell me that it's actually written 'por homme'

[Typhoon]

[quote="Cyka UchuuJin"]thank fuck you took my name out of your phone book then! ]

Not to mention an army of R-gals working in J-hostess bars and other establishments.

[IkemenTommy]

please please please tell me that it's actually written 'por homme'

Pour homme. Yeah that's what I meant. I don't do French.

Uniqlo shit is the cheap way to "cover up" the bed with sheets when you have your friends over and you don't want your misses finding out about it. I recommend choosing the off-white, beige monotone color for not leaving any stains behind. I will let your imagination handle that one.

I heard Greji is the master on this topic!!

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Pour homme. Yeah that's what I meant. I don't do French.

Uniqlo shit is the cheap way to "cover up" the bed with sheets when you have your friends over and you don't want your misses finding out about it. I recommend choosing the off-white, beige monotone color for not leaving any stains behind. I will let your imagination handle that one.

I heard Greji is the master on this topic!!

'pour homme' means 'for him'. which amuses me greatly since i assume they meant 'for home' (which, incidentally in french would be 'pour maison').

god i love engrish. you'd have thought that there would be a huge market for native english editors to correct all this stuff before it goes to print, especially as the japanese are such perfectionists when it comes to details in everything else.

[IkemenTommy]

'pour homme' means 'for him'. which amuses me greatly since i assume they meant 'for home' (which, incidentally in french would be 'pour maison').

god i love engrish. you'd have thought that there would be a huge market for native english editors to correct all this stuff before it goes to print, especially as the japanese are such perfectionists when it comes to details in everything else.

ohhhhhhhhh
Like I said, I don't do French.
Shit, that's worse than when someone would say something like
"Dude, my dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z."

[American Oyaji]

'pour homme' means 'for him'. which amuses me greatly since i assume they meant 'for home' (which, incidentally in french would be 'pour maison').

god i love engrish. you'd have thought that there would be a huge market for native english editors to correct all this stuff before it goes to print, especially as the japanese are such perfectionists when it comes to details in everything else.

OK, When I read his post, I assumed he meant "for men", but is the Uniqlo line called "Pour Homme" as if they meant it was for the home?