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Police Believe Soaplands Maybe A Hotbed Of Prostitution

Postby Mulboyne » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:25 pm

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A sharp piece of detective work has led police to conclude that soaplands might not just be about getting a wash. They have arrested the founder of the Kadoebi Group on suspicion that operations at their soapland establishments violate anti-prostitution laws. Police say 76 year old Masao Suzuki was detained along with several of his employees. The company's website shows that the group operate nearly thirty soaplands, mainly in the Tokyo and Kanagawa area.
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Postby Behan » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:43 pm

No one could believe the police are that stupid. Especially, when they are likely to be some of the soaplands' best customers
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Postby Gilligan » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:46 pm

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Postby Choan » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:00 pm

Surely the questions are why now, and why this particular operator?
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Postby Ketou » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:27 pm

Choan wrote:Surely the questions are why now, and why this particular operator?


Not enough grease into the right palms.
Every year or so the cops cull an operator to look like they are doing their jobs, nothing has changed nothing will.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:28 am

Soaplands, dirty? It can't be true. I thought they were as pure as Ivory Snow.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:55 am

No way! I always thought a soapland was a nice place to get yourself washed and cleaned up. I refuse to believe that it is linked to prostitution.
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Postby Greji » Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:42 am

IkemenTommy wrote:No way! I always thought a soapland was a nice place to get yourself washed and cleaned up. I refuse to believe that it is linked to prostitution.


That's true, but you gotta admit that they have some wonderful washrags....
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:14 pm

Greji wrote:That's true, but you gotta admit that they have some wonderful washrags....
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Police just got to make sure that they are not being used as catchrags too.:bukkake: Not very sanitary.
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Postby Greji » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:29 pm

BO-SENSEI wrote:Police just got to make sure that they are not being used as catchrags too.:bukkake: Not very sanitary.


It would appear that you ain't been soaped much...
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:24 pm

Greji wrote:It would appear that you ain't been soaped much...
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Quite the shame, as his new home in Gifu is rather well-known for their soapland. Just south of the JR station. Lots of other fun to be had in Nishi-Yanagase. I'm getting the blues just thinking about the fun I could be having there right now...
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Postby Greji » Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:31 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Quite the shame, as his new home in Gifu is rather well-known for their soapland. Just south of the JR station. Lots of other fun to be had in Nishi-Yanagase. I'm getting the blues just thinking about the fun I could be having there right now...


Right with you. I've got enough time on air mattresses to qualify for command pilot wings.....
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