Good heavens Marvin - do I have to do everything round here

[Steve Bildermann]

[Marvin Feltcher]

Yours is a much better headline.
I originally thought something along the lines of:

Mulling meandering market, mighty Mac makes meaty morsel meatier

But they wouldn't let me use it.

[Steve Bildermann]

I originally thought something along the lines of:

Mulling meandering market, mighty Mac makes meaty morsel meatier

But they wouldn't let me use it.

Very nice indeed.

Keep the spiked ones for when you write your book. 'My secret years copywriting in Japan'