Mike Oxlong wrote:McFact No. 8 is a follow-up report about another case stating that even a few years later, McDonald's still had not done anything to improve the coffee situation in it's restaurants. The original plaintiff goes by a different name...
Oh, fuck! Here I've been -- influenced by Mr. Oxlong's testimony -- quaffing away on copious quantities of McCuppas in the belief it will restore my physical age to match its pre-school mentality. Instead, all that's going to happen is I'm going to get incurable cancer and third-degree burns throughout my mouth, caused by a lack of redress to prevent such occurrences, and in the face of repeated warnings. This kind of thing makes me want to call on the cops to bash up 8-year-old brats on motorcycles.