Haruki Kadokawa Has a Girlfriend

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Haruki Kadokawa Has a Girlfriend

Postby Mulboyne » Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:06 pm

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5 times divorced film producer Haruki Kadokawa (67) with his new squeeze, singer Asuka (27). ZakZak reports (Japanese) that the pair are considering getting married.
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Postby bornbitter » Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:23 pm

God damn! First chimps, then Tobagonians, now Oyaji film producers... Japanese women really will fuck anything won't they. Next thing you know one might even fuck Take
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Postby BigInJapan » Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:12 pm

Mulboyne wrote:[I]5 times divorced film producer Haruki Kadokawa (67)

6th time's the charm right? This is just wrong in so many ways, dayum.
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:16 am

bornbitter wrote:Next thing you know one might even fuck Take

I am pretty sure I read something about that in the Book of Revelations.

6th time's the charm right? This is just wrong in so many ways, dayum.


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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:31 am

BigInJapan wrote:This is just wrong in so many ways, dayum.


What's wrong with it? Women like money, men like women. The more money a man has, the more options he has. Seems pretty normal to me.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
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Postby hundefar » Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:30 am

bornbitter wrote:Japanese women really will fuck anything won't they.


Yes. Thank Gay Jesus for that.
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Postby Christoff » Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:00 am

At least she wont develop the typical Japanese wife/mother complex given teh age disparity
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Postby Typhoon » Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:10 am

BigInJapan wrote:6th time's the charm right? This is just wrong in so many ways, dayum.


Hope usually trumps experience.
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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:18 am

BigInJapan wrote:6th time's the charm right? This is just wrong in so many ways, dayum.

When I'm 67 I hope I can afford to buy myself something as nice as that... :p
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Postby bolt_krank » Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:26 am

Can't give him to much shit - if I were in the same shoes... I'd prolly do it.

"She only wants me for my money ?"
"Do I look like I care ?"
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Postby Hokgwai » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:23 pm

Well....what can we say.

We all know there's FAR WORSE and messed up stuff going on with men and women in Japan daily.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:03 pm

I wish I was 27 and could find myself a 60-something sugar mommy with a predilection for divorcing.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:03 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I wish I was 27 and could find myself a 60-something sugar mommy with a predilection for divorcing.


That would be sweet.
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Postby hundefar » Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:38 am

hundefar wrote:Yes. Thank Gay Jesus for that.


I got red snot for this. It is true what they say. Gay Jesus - offends christians!
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