Babe bentos out to save the world....

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

University beauty queens are out to save starving children by creating bento under such themes as "Wish my boyfriend and father love to eat."

[Coligny]

University beauty queens are out to save starving children by creating bento under such themes as "Wish my boyfriend and father love to eat."

This picture... makes me want to end mankind...

[Samurai_Jerk]

This picture... makes me want to end mankind...

Please start with me.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I kinda wish it were the campus beauties who were starving because I've got a wonderful weiner for them and am pretty sure I could increase their protein intake, too, if they're up for it...

[Coligny]

Please start with me.

I know my english is somewhat broken, but in order to be sure there is no misunderstanding, "ending mankind" is not an offer for sexual encounter... Ok ?

[Greji]

I know my english is somewhat broken, but in order to be sure there is no misunderstanding, "ending mankind" is not an offer for sexual encounter... Ok ?

Thanks for that. Had me worried for a minute. I didn't know if that was just "end mankind" or since we were on obento's, to "eat mankind!"

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Thanks for that. Had me worried for a minute. I didn't know if that was just "end mankind" or since we were on obento's, to "eat mankind!"

Naturally, my mind was below the belt again, and I thought Coligny had mistaken "mankind" for "manhood."
See what growing up in a country where Asterix and Jerry Lewis are the national heroes can do to you!

[sublight]

Naturally, my mind was below the belt again, and I thought Coligny had mistaken "mankind" for "manhood."
See what growing up in a country where Asterix and Jerry Lewis are the national heroes can do to you!

Hey, don't be dissin' the Ix gang, or someone's getting a menhir where the sun don't shine.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Hey, don't be dissin' the Ix gang, or someone's getting a menhir where the sun don't shine.

Now I know what Miss Japan did wrong.

[BO-SENSEI]

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

[BO-SENSEI]

How can I bang a girl who has a face that makes me feel like I am taking a cold shower.

[Samurai_Jerk]

How can I bang a girl who has a face that makes me feel like I am taking a cold shower.

Spoken like a true pussy.

[Greji]

How can I bang a girl who has a face that makes me feel like I am taking a cold shower.

Actually, it's quite easy. You put Johnson (a.) into hole (b.), (c.), or (d.).

[Coligny]

Actually, it's quite easy. You put Johnson (a.) into hole (b.), (c.), or (d.).

My method is quite different...

Screensaver with picture of Yua Aida, and keeping my credit card on her bank account in sight to cheer up...

Vodak can also help sometimes... or watching cannibal holocaust... or Hellbound...

I just try to avoid anything with aircraft carriers as i'm still quite young and emotiv... just the word garglll... somebody hand me the tissues plz....

[Coligny]

Naturally, my mind was below the belt again, and I thought Coligny had mistaken "mankind" for "manhood."
See what growing up in a country where Asterix and Jerry Lewis are the national heroes can do to you!

Dude, we are down to a point were we wish Jerry Lewis (*) could replace Sarkozy as head of state... so be easy on us... life aint good these days...

or anybody else, Jango Edwards, Weird Al, even O'Reilly would be a huge improvment... Anybody who can a) read b) hold his liquor is more qualified...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Dude, we are down to a point were we wish Jerry Lewis (*) could replace Sarkozy as head of state... so be easy on us... life aint good these days...

or anybody else, Jango Edwards, Weird Al, even O'Reilly would be a huge improvment... Anybody who can a) read b) hold his liquor is more qualified...

I've also heard you guys appreciate people who are good with their hands....