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Sex and Chopsticks

Postby Mike Oxlong » Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:31 pm

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Postby Coligny » Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:32 pm

Bald gurl 'shopped out by someone here in 3... 2... 1...
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:00 pm

Sex and chopsticks...WTF?
It's got me baffled, but if the birds advertising it are any indication, it will certainly be wank-worthy.
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Postby Behan » Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:27 pm

Sex and chopsticks sounds painful.
His [Brendan Behan's] last words were to several nuns standing over his bed, "God bless you, may your sons all be bishops."
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"certainly wank-worthy"

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:29 pm

Coligny wrote:Bald gurl 'shopped out by someone here in 3... 2... 1...


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Postby Behan » Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:30 pm

Nice one, Taro!:p
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:35 pm

Behan wrote:Nice one, Taro!:p

Jin Ping Mei is "certainly wank-worthy" but my moobs are bigger than any of them.:oops:
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Postby Neo-Rio » Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:52 pm

It's quite a thing when a Japanese girl realizes that you have breasts bigger than hers.
Suddenly those moobs become an article of fetish.
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Postby Iraira » Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:08 pm

I kinda dug Sex & Zen (not sure if it's related to Sex & Chopsticks). Particularly liked the scene of the scene with the chick writing nice big Kanji script with the brush up her twat.
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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Sat May 01, 2010 12:03 am

So the directors name is Man Kei Chin in english order?
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Postby Kanchou » Sat May 01, 2010 1:44 am

Is it weird that none of those woman look particularly good?
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Postby Coligny » Sat May 01, 2010 8:38 am

Kanchou wrote:Is it weird that none of those woman look particularly good?



Are you new to J-Porn ?

Yua Aida was to die for (and still is in fact). The others... ride'em hard and put'em back wet...

(ok, Nao Oikawa had a littul sumthing too).

And it's only for the female... because for the male... I only remember one that was not explosive vomit inducing... He was in Idea Pocket's 7 Fuck (AVGL-001) with Chihiro Hara, Yuki Sakuragawa, Nene, Kaede Akina, Natsuki Sugisaki, Yua Aida and Marin. I might have sum names wrong

BTW, where is the conf for exhibitionnist to show of their manboobs ?
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Postby Jack » Sat May 01, 2010 9:56 am

Coligny wrote:Are you new to J-Porn ?

Yua Aida was to die for (and still is in fact). The others... ride'em hard and put'em back wet...



No, you must be new to J-porn. I find J-porn actresses much prettier than the white America trash. But then again, in Japan nothing can be up to your standards I guess.
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Postby Coligny » Sat May 01, 2010 10:46 am

Jack wrote:No, you must be new to J-porn. I find J-porn actresses much prettier than the white America trash. But then again, in Japan nothing can be up to your standards I guess.



Sorry, troll rating 1/20... you're comparing apples to spare tires and dragging everything away toward a misrepresentashiun of me taste even though i clearly expressed them. I suppose they let you out of the asylum for the golden shower week... Better check I locked me door and start putting up dem barbwires in the backyard...
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Postby Kanchou » Sat May 01, 2010 1:16 pm

80% of the porn I consume comes out of Japan, but those women are on the middling scale of attractiveness in my opinion. There are better looking AV girls. But I guess they wanted to pick the girls who looked a little Chinese instead of the typically paler, rounder Japanesier girls.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Sun May 02, 2010 1:54 pm

Jack wrote:No, you must be new to J-porn. I find J-porn actresses much prettier than the white America trash. But then again, in Japan nothing can be up to your standards I guess.


Now, now Jack, I do hope you are not insinuating that ALL Japanese AV actresses look good, because there are a bunch that look like they were crossed with Bovine DNA.
Besides, there are plenty of non-Japanese women that look hot and yes, in the states to mention a few.
Just ask Ron Jeremy, I'm sure he can vouch for that! :D
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Postby Greji » Sun May 02, 2010 7:18 pm

Coligny wrote:I suppose they let you out of the asylum for the golden shower week...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Well, I believe that pretty well sums it up Jack. Do you have anything to add?:cool:
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Postby Coligny » Sun May 02, 2010 7:25 pm

Kanchou wrote:80% of the porn I consume comes out of Japan, but those women are on the middling scale of attractiveness in my opinion. There are better looking AV girls. But I guess they wanted to pick the girls who looked a little Chinese instead of the typically paler, rounder Japanesier girls.



so it wuz youu.... (click for real mayhem...)

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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon May 03, 2010 1:23 am

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Postby Kanchou » Mon May 03, 2010 2:28 am

Coligny wrote:so it wuz youu.... (click for real mayhem...)

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...wow...

While I would no doubt still hit that, that's not exactly what I meant.
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Postby Coligny » Mon May 03, 2010 2:54 am

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Postby BillFalconer » Mon May 03, 2010 11:20 am

Coligny wrote:Let me just say again:

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Yua Aida... 4eV4r
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So is this a promotional video or a genre of porn that I am not familiar with? The Date fantasy? Marketed to lonely J-boys longing to know what it's like to hold bags, pay for sweets and listen to a woman describe the many tedious chores she happened to do that day.

She is very attractive coligny any more pics you'd like to upload ....:drool5:
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Postby Coligny » Tue May 04, 2010 2:44 am

BillFalconer wrote:So is this a promotional video or a genre of porn that I am not familiar with? The Date fantasy? Marketed to lonely J-boys longing to know what it's like to hold bags, pay for sweets and listen to a woman describe the many tedious chores she happened to do that day.

She is very attractive coligny any more pics you'd like to upload ....:drool5:


Suit yourself in this comrad's blog:

http://graphis.blog.ru/tag/yua+aida

The top gallery is one of her late work "innocent sheep" where she is older and really show that she's in a different league than the others. She appears to be herself while working, and a pretty respectable one. Unlike most of the others that seems to have a switch between dumb and dumber when there a camera around. That a point where Nao Oikawa blew it totally during an interview, she usually pley it rought on cam, but when speaking laundry and TV drama she's as bad as your average kouen dwelling shiufu.
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