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Postby Bucky » Fri May 07, 2010 3:12 am

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Postby McTojo » Fri May 07, 2010 8:33 am

These sissys and faggot sosokudanchi herbivore men who refuse to pro-create for selfish and stupid reasons. It was only a matter of time before the axe met the anvil on this one. Too little too late.
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Postby Tobacco Taro » Fri May 07, 2010 10:34 am

They're he~re !!

Nothing scares the Japanese more than their image of being force-fed poisoned gyoza by loud Chinese in bad haircuts, fake designer-wear and pockets stuffed full of yen.

Sissies and faggots ? Well it's a choice of "Tachiagare Nippon" or "Bend over Japan". Money is a wonderful lubricant.
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Postby sublight » Fri May 07, 2010 12:42 pm

I'm playing the world's smallest shamisen for them in sympathy.
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Postby Coligny » Fri May 07, 2010 1:00 pm

sublight wrote:I'm playing the world's smallest shamisen for them in sympathy.


I think it was over for their pride when Renault took over Nissan... and saved it...

Just look at the other brand they bought:

Dacia: Romanian... iron-ish things with wheels build from Renault blueprint since at least the 60'
Samsung Motors... Such a glorious brand that I didn't knew they were building more than Microwave ovens...
Vaz Lada... I say louder: LADA, the soviet era junk factory.

I don't know who will be next... Yugo, Zil, Maz, Kamaz... there is still quite some choice as far as pathetic automotive brand goes...
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Postby Midwinter » Fri May 07, 2010 3:06 pm

McTojo wrote:These sissys and faggot sosokudanchi herbivore men who refuse to pro-create for selfish and stupid reasons. It was only a matter of time before the axe met the anvil on this one. Too little too late.


Damn dude, you spend TOO much time worrying about the mating habits of Japanese men. On topic, blah blah blah, Japan's doomed...

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Postby Tsuru » Fri May 07, 2010 5:07 pm

Why is the bar for 2006 the same size as the one for 2007?

Did I miss an important memo and is 29.2 billion yen now equal to 800 million?
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Postby sillygirl » Fri May 07, 2010 5:32 pm

The title of this thread reminded me of my hostessing days :banana:
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Postby Behan » Fri May 07, 2010 7:01 pm

Tsuru wrote:Why is the bar for 2006 the same size as the one for 2007?

Did I miss an important memo and is 29.2 billion yen now equal to 800 million?


I wonder if the size of the bar is the number of companies taken over and the little box above is the total in money, not number of companies.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri May 07, 2010 7:17 pm

Behan wrote:I wonder if the size of the bar is the number of companies taken over and the little box above is the total in money, not number of companies.


I think that's what it is. Pretty shitty graph though.
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Postby Greji » Sat May 08, 2010 12:47 am

sillygirl wrote:The title of this thread reminded me of my hostessing days :banana:


If I bought you any drinks, I want a refund, or at least be mentioned in your book exposing Japan......
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Postby Coligny » Sat May 08, 2010 12:50 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I think that's what it is. Pretty shitty graph though.


Can't beat that one:

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(greji... ah... kan't... focus... no more... must look away...)
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Postby Coligny » Sat May 08, 2010 12:52 am

Greji wrote:If I bought you any drinks, I want a refund, or at least be mentioned in your book exposing Japan......
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Paternity lawsuit in 3... 2... 1...
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Postby xenomorph42 » Sat May 08, 2010 10:25 am

sublight wrote:I'm playing the world's smallest shamisen for them in sympathy.


Former PM Koizumi once said that "Japan's standing economic standing in the world is secure and there is no need to fear China in any way!"
Yeeeah, riiiight!
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Postby sillygirl » Mon May 10, 2010 5:34 pm

Greji wrote:If I bought you any drinks, I want a refund, or at least be mentioned in your book exposing Japan......
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...I'll leave you to expose yourself....
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon May 10, 2010 6:17 pm

sillygirl wrote:...I'll leave you to expose yourself....

I don't think he needs the encouragement somehow...
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Postby Greji » Tue May 11, 2010 10:26 am

sillygirl wrote:...I'll leave you to expose yourself....


What? I gotta do that again? Damn, I just finished working the rush hour trains at Ikebukuro!
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