Cameron Diaz Lost Her Virginity In Japan

by **Yokohammer** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:29 pm

Oh ... I thought she looked familiar!

(I wish)

by **Greji** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 9:47 pm

Coligny wrote:Greiji, ffs, she wuz 16... you could have shared at least...

I think one of my sons did her....
:cool:

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:16 am

Sorry, it was me...and I did her up the ass.

by **American Oyaji** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:34 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Sorry, it was me...and I did her up the ass.

You're one of Greji's spawn!?

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:37 am

American Oyaji wrote:You're one of Greji's spawn!?

Oh shit...I could well be....I wouldn't have a clue who my father is.

FAO Greji: Dad?

by **Midwinter** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:49 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Oh shit...I could well be....I wouldn't have a clue who my father is.

FAO Greji: Dad?

Welcome to the darkside SDH.

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:15 am

Midwinter wrote:

Welcome to the darkside SDH.

Shit....don't cut my hand off. It will utterly destroy my sex life.

by **Coligny** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:14 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Shit....don't cut my hand off. It will utterly destroy my sex life.

I can always give you a hand...

[SIZE="1"]/bleh... not funny... in a monthy python kindish sort of way...[/SIZE]

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 6:05 pm

Coligny wrote:I can always give you a hand...

[SIZE="1"]/bleh... not funny... in a monthy python kindish sort of way...[/SIZE]

Jeezus, don't say that. I come from a generation where people who didn't want it would have to "close their eyes and think of Mother England." I'm almost desperate enough to take you up on the offer...particularly knowing that you're married to a doc and I can blackmail her over her husband's faggot experiences.

by **Coligny** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 7:57 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Jeezus, don't say that. I come from a generation where people who didn't want it would have to "close their eyes and think of Mother England." I'm almost desperate enough to take you up on the offer...particularly knowing that you're married to a doc and I can blackmail her over her husband's faggot experiences.

Muwahahahahaha... you think you can so easily part girls form Nagoya/toyohashi from their money ? really ? Dude... we went to bikkury donkey for my birthday diner party, all my baby daughter clothes were from second hand shop (except those offered by friends) and I can buy cat litter only on jusco days...

So if you think you can get her to spend more than 10 yens on some 'blackmailish' matters... you seriously need a reality check...

(beside, if wuz always told that if the balls don't touch then it's not gay...)

by **FG Lurker** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:54 pm

This thread has taken a rather bad turn... We've gone from discussing Cameron Diaz getting banged in Japan to having two guys debate gay handjobs. :confused:

by **waruta** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:34 pm

FG Lurker wrote:This thread has taken a rather bad turn... We've gone from discussing Cameron Diaz getting banged in Japan to having two guys debate gay handjobs.

Maybe he's just pissed he didn't get a reacharound...

by **Coligny** » Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:02 am

FG Lurker wrote:This thread has taken a rather bad turn... We've gone from discussing Cameron Diaz getting banged in Japan to having two guys debate gay handjobs.

i think it s called a threadwreck....

by **Takechanpoo** » Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:14 am

And so...that guy, whose dick went though Cameron's hymen, is Japanese?

by **American Oyaji** » Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:59 am

Takechanpoo wrote:And so...that guy, whose dick went though Cameron's hymen, is Japanese?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHA!!!

Two things wrong with the statement.

1. As if!!

2. And if it were, true, she's stayed away from jdick since then.

by **Greji** » Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:16 am

Takechanpoo wrote:And so...that guy, whose dick went though Cameron's hymen, is Japanese?

Take! Is that slobber all over your keyboard?
:cool:

by **Yokohammer** » Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:12 am

Takechanpoo wrote:And so...that guy, whose dick went though Cameron's hymen, is Japanese?

If you read the quote she says she met someone that she ended up leaving (Japan) with, so no, sorry, it probably wasn't a chrysanthemum brother.

On the other hand, it would probably be more fun if it turned out that it was a Japanese guy and the J-media got hold of that fact. Just image the wank-fest that would ensue! "Cameron Diaz' 'hatsu-koi' (nudge nudge) was Japanese!" That could be filed alongside other "facts" like the one about Jesus actually being Japanese and his mother's name actually being Abe Maria.

:rofl:

by **Greji** » Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:02 pm

Yokohammer wrote:and his mother's name actually being Abe Maria.

Honma? The Catcher for the Giants?
:cool:

by **Yokohammer** » Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:43 pm

Greji wrote:Honma? The Catcher for the Giants?

Err ... I think that's Abe Shinnosuke.
Could be related! Maybe he's the second coming!

(Oops ... there's no way I'm not going to get a wise-ass retort from that ... :doh:

)

by **IkemenTommy** » Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:14 pm

FG Lurker wrote:This thread has taken a rather bad turn... We've gone from discussing Cameron Diaz getting banged in Japan to having two guys debate gay handjobs.

Isn't it always like that when the thread loses its appeal and goes off topic?

by **Coligny** » Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:53 pm

Guyz... either we continue to speak aboot a gurl who now look like this:

As we say, it's "salon du tuning" by herself (1 woman tuning show) if you scrap the body filler you're left with a rusted geo metro...

Or we can start exchanging tips aboot balls shaving...

(BTW, she's still schtooping Justin Timberlake ?)

by **FG Lurker** » Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:39 pm

Coligny wrote:As we say, it's "salon du tuning" by herself (1 woman tuning show) if you scrap the body filler you're left with a rusted geo metro...

Or we can start exchanging tips aboot balls shaving...

I can't imagine a much worse car than a rusted geo metro but I'd still take that over discussing ball shaving. Hell, I'd pay for the rusted metro to avoid the ball conversation.

by **American Oyaji** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:42 am

Coligny wrote:Or we can start exchanging tips aboot balls shaving...

I like unshaved vaginas. End of story.

by **Greji** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:52 pm

American Oyaji wrote:I like unshaved vaginas. End of story.

I will only utilize an unshaven vagina when I can't find a shaven one.....
:cool:

by **Coligny** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:09 pm

American Oyaji wrote:I like unshaved vaginas. End of story.

Yeah... Wondering what weez doing in this living hell, going where razor blades have never gone before...

by **GomiGirl** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:18 pm

American Oyaji wrote:I like unshaved vaginas. End of story.

WE KNOW!!!

by **tidbits** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:32 pm

("before they were famous" via @jamesinjapan)

by **American Oyaji** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:48 pm

GomiGirl wrote:WE KNOW!!!

Well, just like Greji's got his goats, I like jungle when I thunder down under.

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