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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:59 am

[SIZE="5"]Monkeys hate flying squirrels, report monkey-annoyance experts[/SIZE]
Japanese macaques will completely flip out when presented with flying squirrels, a new study in monkey-antagonism has found. The research could pave the way for advanced methods of enraging monkeys.

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Researchers have observed small monkeys called Japanese macaques going bananas at the sight of a flying squirrel.

This riled-up response is probably just a false alarm, with the monkeys mistaking the squirrel for a predatory bird. On the other hand, male macaques – some of whom give chase and even attack a harmless rodent – might be trying to impress females in their troop.

Although this tough-guy motive was not proved in a new study, "it is possible that adult or sub-adult male monkeys may be 'showing off' their fitness" as potential mates, said Kenji Onishi, an assistant professor of behavioral sciences at Osaka University and lead author of the paper being published in the current issue of the journal Primate Research.

Biologists and psychologists have long studied macaques' complex social interactions for insights into human evolution and behavior.

However, much remains unknown about how macaques get along (or not) with other creatures. Better documentation of such encounters could reveal more about macaque societies as well as that of our shared primate forbearers.

"Human evolution occurred alongside primate evolution from a common mammalian ancestor," Onishi told LiveScience. "Therefore, it is important to learn the evolution of primates in understanding the previous steps in human evolution."

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Postby Adhesive » Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:48 pm

This info may prove useful when the time comes. Thank you for the heads-up.
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Postby IparryU » Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:56 pm

So does that mean that Nipponjin may be the same as those long colon, buta kusai gajin?

I think from their research, in order to pass new drugs/medical stuffs, you need to perform the medical trials on a Nipponjin or the drugs/medical stuffs cannot be sold in Japan.

We must study the monkeys, find the truth...

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Postby CrankyBastard » Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:03 pm

Interesting.
I didn't know monkeys feared flying squirrels.
I do know that they're shitscared of snakes though.
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Postby Iraira » Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:08 pm

So, if I don some aviator glasses, ala Rocky & Bullwinkle, and someone shoots be out of a canon over a bunch of Japanese macaques let loose in 109, they will completely riot and tear the place apart?
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:21 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:The research could pave the way for advanced methods of enraging monkeys.
Because the regular old ways of enraging monkeys are no longer sufficient in this modern fast-paced world.
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