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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:01 am

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Talk about a Have-it-your-way Whopper!

Burger King Japan is offering a "BK Party Set" including 22cm [s]55cm[/s] (8.7") in diameter "NY Pizza Burger" and all the trimmings for 2,980 yen. Reserve one now as your local King needs advance warning.
Perfect for your bonenkai barfing.:bounce:

http://www.burgerkingjapan.co.jp/campaign/cp17.html

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Postby sublight » Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:26 am

According to the offer page, it's 22cm diameter, not 55cm. That's about double the width of an ordinary whopper, but a lot smaller than I thought at first.

Damn, a 55cm whopper for only 3,000 yen? You got my whole office ready to order a bunch of these for our bonenkai before we saw the actual size.
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Postby IparryU » Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:54 am

BJ party sets? do they do individual BJ sets too or only party?

Who wants to go in on a party set with me? Coligney, bring the video stuffs, greji, no need to show up early and hide in the bushes to get first in line... AO... i dont know if "Alabama Black Snake" counts as one or two spots... but I heard you lost the contest.. so prolly no problemo...
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:40 pm

If this is a pizza burger does that mean it's gonna have corn on it?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:48 pm

I read elsewhere that the non-set burger (just by itself) is going to be something 1650 yen. I don't know if that is considered reasonable for that price.
IparryU wrote:Coligney, bring the video stuffs,

Is that going to be in German with a lot of chocolate smearing?
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Postby IparryU » Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:33 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:I read elsewhere that the non-set burger (just by itself) is going to be something 1650 yen. I don't know if that is considered reasonable for that price.

Is that going to be in German with a lot of chocolate smearing?


something like that.. depends on how kinky the director is feeling... your call coligny

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Postby Coligny » Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:20 pm

IparryU wrote:BJ party sets? do they do individual BJ sets too or only party?

Who wants to go in on a party set with me? Coligney, bring the video stuffs, greji, no need to show up early and hide in the bushes to get first in line... AO... i dont know if "Alabama Black Snake" counts as one or two spots... but I heard you lost the contest.. so prolly no problemo...


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As i see this we can play the german scat side of thing and go for a titul like 'chocolate mess at the end of the year super happy cosplay fun rape party'.
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:35 pm

IparryU wrote:BJ party sets? do they do individual BJ sets too or only party?

Who wants to go in on a party set with me? Coligney, bring the video stuffs, greji, no need to show up early and hide in the bushes to get first in line... AO... i dont know if "Alabama Black Snake" counts as one or two spots... but I heard you lost the contest.. so prolly no problemo...


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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:23 am

Burger King Generous On Food, Xbox Japan Cheap On Kinects
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For those who bought Whopper meals, Burger King and Microsoft gave away a Kinect every fifteen minutes in America until the motion sensor launched late last month. That's over 1,500 Kinects! In Japan, twenty Kinects will be given out.
Twenty.
That low number isn't too surprising considering that there are only 36 Burger King restaurants in all of Japan....more...

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Postby Doctor Stop » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:53 am

Taro Toporific wrote:Twenty. That low number isn't too surprising considering that there are only 36 Burger King restaurants in all of Japan.
...and that there's only twenty Xbox 360s in all of Japan.
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Postby Yokohammer » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:19 am

Taro Toporific wrote: ... considering that there are only 36 Burger King restaurants in all of Japan.

Damn! You had me all excited there for a minute. 36 Burger Kings? I figure there'd be at least a couple up here in the Tohoku region, but nope. Looks like Omiya is as far north as they've managed to get.

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:39 am

Yokohammer wrote:Damn! You had me all excited there for a minute. 36 Burger Kings? I figure there'd be at least a couple up here in the Tohoku region, but nope. Looks like Omiya is as far north as they've managed to get.

Crap ... back to Big Boy for the time being then ...


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