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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:07 pm

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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:04 pm

Not another ninja
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Postby Kanchou » Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:38 pm

If you aren't paid to steal secrets and assassinate people, you aren't a ninja, you're just a sneaky person.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:02 pm

Looks like he's also one of the Knights who say Ni[color="Silver"]nja[/color]...
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Postby plaid_knight » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:25 pm

I didn't read about him flying or performing a six-feet boner uppercut, so he isn't a real ninja. Ninjas have been flying since Day One. And that's a fact.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:15 pm

However, he is banned from using his ninja skills at home.


He may not be a ninja but he's certainly learned the art of being a henpecked Japanese husband. Not that I blame his wife in this case.

Anyway, this is what happens when "ninjas" get into a fight:

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Gotta love those classic UFCs!
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Postby IparryU » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:20 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:He may not be a ninja but he's certainly learned the art of being a henpecked Japanese husband. Not that I blame his wife in this case.

Anyway, this is what happens when "ninjas" get into a fight:

Gotta love those classic UFCs!
the classic UFCs are fuggin awsome.

That whole sprint at the beginning with not attacking was just retarted... run up and clinch? WTF kind of ninja move is that. if he would have blew up, that would have been a ninja gig, but he is just... not a fighter.
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