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Postby kuainiri » Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:03 pm

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Postby Coligny » Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:08 am

I blame stupidity...


no no no... video games... it's always their fault...
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Postby Gum » Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:48 am

I love the fact that the scenario is broken down verbally and accompanied by cute CG.

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Postby Coligny » Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:55 pm

Gum wrote:I love the fact that the scenario is broken down verbally and accompanied by cute CG.

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Not as good as those crazy taiwanese CG news.
http://www.youtube.com/user/AppleCGNews

Those guys are miles ahead as far as craziness goes...

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Postby CrankyBastard » Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:43 pm

Didn't say anything about senior citizens stealing cars! :confused: :confused:
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:27 pm

So one less yellow traffic-jam creator on the road and two less Prius taxis? Sounds like it's a win all around.
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Postby Coligny » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:25 pm

FG Lurker wrote:So one less yellow traffic-jam creator on the road


What you mean ? They go the same speed as I usually do...


FG Lurker wrote:and two less Prius taxis? Sounds like it's a win all around.

2 less... milliunz to go...
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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:29 am

Coligny wrote:What you mean ? They go the same speed as I usually do...

Ever notice that long line of cars behind you with angry people in them? :evil:
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Postby Coligny » Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:06 am

FG Lurker wrote:Ever notice that long line of cars behind you with angry people in them? :evil:


usually they take the passing lane at speed preventing them from even seeing me...
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Postby Greji » Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:19 am

Coligny wrote:usually they take the passing lane at speed preventing them from even seeing me...


I was in the morning rush on the way to work yesterday, when the new VW wagon in front of me didn't move. Traffic wasn't moving much anyway so I waited instead of shifting into my usual Road Rage gear. I could see the driver's head was down like he was reading a book (they do that in Tokyo a lot during the rush hours, but usually it's the newspaper.) I finally gave him a honk on the horn and he eventually went into gear and made up the slack in the traffic and I had an opening and moved to the inside lane beside him. When the traffic stopped I looked over and the dude was on the nod. He went sound asleep while were sitting there. The next move in traffic moved me up about fifty meters and my man ain't moved a lick. The chorus of car horns was lovely. What a nice way to break the basic morning boredom of the commute.

Coligny, you weren't in Tokyo yesterday, were you?
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Postby Coligny » Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:17 am

Greji wrote:Coligny, you weren't in Tokyo yesterday, were you?
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Nope... and I go to Tokyo only by train... traffic scares me to death... once took a taxy that hit around 110kph while passing in front of the imperial palace garden... I don't think I could reach that speed even downhill...
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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:37 am

Coligny wrote:Nope... and I go to Tokyo only by train... traffic scares me to death... once took a taxy that hit around 110kph while passing in front of the imperial palace garden... I don't think I could reach that speed even downhill...

Was doing 110kph in second gear last night on the way to the car wash. :lol:
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Postby Greji » Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:28 pm

Coligny wrote:Nope... and I go to Tokyo only by train... traffic scares me to death... once took a taxy that hit around 110kph while passing in front of the imperial palace garden... I don't think I could reach that speed even downhill...

I passed him while he was shifting gears.....
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