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Mitsubishi Lancer Evo
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Mitsubishi Lancer Evo
by Bucky » Mon May 23, 2011 1:17 am
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by Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon May 23, 2011 4:49 am
Sorry to be a grammar Nazi, but I was reading the copy for this car and almost regurgitated when it said the Lancer was "specifically engineered to resuscitate your senses."
WTF does that mean? My own personal Lancer lancing a beautiful woman's nether regions would probably do much to resuscitate my senses, but how in hell is this car supposed to resuscitate, say, my sense of taste? Or hearing? Being Mitsubishi, it's highly likely it may revive my sense of danger.
Who lets people get away with writing shite like this?
Or, am I just being too Aspergerish?
I'd probably go for the latter....
WTF does that mean? My own personal Lancer lancing a beautiful woman's nether regions would probably do much to resuscitate my senses, but how in hell is this car supposed to resuscitate, say, my sense of taste? Or hearing? Being Mitsubishi, it's highly likely it may revive my sense of danger.
Who lets people get away with writing shite like this?
Or, am I just being too Aspergerish?
I'd probably go for the latter....
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by Coligny » Mon May 23, 2011 9:27 am
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Sorry to be a grammar Nazi, but I was reading the copy for this car and almost regurgitated when it said the Lancer was "specifically engineered to resuscitate your senses."
WTF does that mean? My own personal Lancer lancing a beautiful woman's nether regions would probably do much to resuscitate my senses, but how in hell is this car supposed to resuscitate, say, my sense of taste? Or hearing? Being Mitsubishi, it's highly likely it may revive my sense of danger.
Who lets people get away with writing shite like this?
Or, am I just being too Aspergerish?
I'd probably go for the latter....
Dood, sophisme ain't no grammar...
As for the evo, its death has been official since 6 month at least... and unofficial since Mitsu stopped having factory teams in the WRC...
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by j_taylor » Mon May 23, 2011 1:54 pm
Mitsu is changing its images to mainly aim at electric and plug in hybrids. Basically green washing there lineup. The Evo dosn't fit in with there new image, so they are going to can it. BUT, as a current Evo owner, I would rather see the car get canned, than turn into a hybrid or in some other way green washed.
hella.
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by matsuki » Mon May 23, 2011 2:51 pm
j_taylor wrote:Mitsu is changing its images to mainly aim at electric and plug in hybrids. Basically green washing there lineup. The Evo dosn't fit in with there new image, so they are going to can it. BUT, as a current Evo owner, I would rather see the car get canned, than turn into a hybrid or in some other way green washed.
So lame but true. Would have been nice to see an all electric EVO though. Forget hybrid, torque crazy electric rally!
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