U.S. Orders 24 Long-Range Bombers to Guam

[GuyJean]

Deployment planned to send message to North Korea
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/03/04/n.korea.bombers/index.html

The move is part of the U.S. Pacific Command's effort to maintain a robust military presence around the Korean Peninsula while forces are built up in the Persian Gulf region. Officials say they intend to send a nonthreatening message to North Korea not to take advantage of the Iraqi situation and assume the U.S. military is distracted.

I always like those 'nonthreatening messages'.. Maybe some chocolate on White Day would be better?

I'm curious to see the reaction from Lil' Kim.. Well, maybe I'm not.

GJ

[Taro Toporific]

I always like those 'nonthreatening messages'.. Maybe some chocolate on White Day would be better?

But wait, he didn't send any choco Valentine's Day so wouldn't it be presumptuous send a White Day gift? I guess we should "Ask Mini-G", right?

[GuyJean]

Just do as I do with my wife: any problems and I pull a knife on her.

Don't forget to call her an 'evil bitch'!

I believe things were starting to unravel prior to Bushit's comments. What WAS the Sunshine Policy anyway? South Korea gives. North Korea receives. North Korea might not nuke the South?.. Where do I sign?

GJ

[GuyJean]

The warhead of a long-range missile test-fired by North Korea was found in the U.S. state of Alaska, a report to the National Assembly revealed yesterday.

Whoa!! Isn't there some rule prohibiting test firing missiles into another country's territory? Is this source lagit?

Oh, didn't Jong-Dong's brother (son?) come here to visit Tokyo Disneyland and buy Louis Vuitton bags? Was that called 'The Rising Sun Policy'?

The abductee's families are now in the States talking to the media and congress for more help in finding out what happened to their relatives.. They're creating the 'Where's My Son Policy'.

Next up could be the 'Hot as the Surface of the Sun Policy', signed by the US Air Force, and hankod by Lil' Kim

GJ

[American Oyaji]

I can actually believe that he would start a war over non-skank ass.

I mean, its like this...the girls in his country can't even buy sanitary napkins. Let alone the stuff to make them look and smell nice.

And he wouldn't go after his loyal party members. Most ladies that WOULD sleep with him would do it only for part advancement, but once they got to where they wanted, they would probably stop. And it would look bad for him to promote lots and lots of women.

Women in other countries would jump in the sack with him just because he's a world leader. (cough)

Basically there is an extreme shortage of women who would willingly jump in the sack with his fat asianversion-of-DonKing ass. No one wants unwilling ass all the time. And he doesnt have the control nor the money or looks that Sadaam and his son have.

If a war broke out over there, he would disappear. And someone from China would probably take over.

[ChrisRT]

Cool, now all we need is about 50 F-15DJ or F-15Cs to escort them and we can invade.... JK what will they do in reaction now?????? ^^ Rob Pongi? The real Pongi?????????????

[American Oyaji]

The 35th Fighter Wing?

13th or 14th Squadron?

(I was stationed at the 35th Fighter Wing)