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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:43 am

[floatr]Image[/floatr]Yomiuri: Therapy dogs to tour disaster-hit areas
A group of therapy dog trainers from Tokyo will begin a tour of areas hit by the Great East Japan Earthquake in mid-June, hoping close contact with dogs trained to provide affection and comfort will benefit quake survivors in evacuation centers. The planned tour comes after the International Therapy Dog Association visited evacuation centers in Ishinomaki and Onagawacho in Miyagi Prefecture from May 1 to May 3. Some evacuees were overcome with emotion and cried as they hugged the dogs, according to a member of the Chuo Ward, Tokyo-based association. The June plan is for five therapy dogs and six staff members to visit evacuation centers and makeshift houses. The association will take about two weeks to travel from Miyagi Prefecture to Aomori Prefecture...more...
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Postby Coligny » Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:34 am

Cute but...

TOO FUCKING LITTLE

TOO FUCKING LATE...


and btw how far are we in the process of beheading Tepco's executives ?
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Postby cstaylor » Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:17 am

Coligny wrote:Cute but...

TOO FUCKING LITTLE

TOO FUCKING LATE...


and btw how far are we in the process of beheading Tepco's executives ?

Maybe the dogs are acting like coal mine canaries? :glow:
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:11 pm

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Some dogs have independently decided they are needed at the Fukushima nuclear plant.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:28 pm

Mulboyne wrote:A group of therapy dog trainers from Tokyo will begin a tour of areas hit by the Great East Japan Earthquake in mid-June, hoping close contact with dogs trained to provide affection and comfort will benefit quake survivors in evacuation centers.
What, no goats?
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Postby Greji » Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:58 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:What, no goats?

Blasphemy!
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Postby Coligny » Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:52 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Some dogs have independently decided they are needed at the Fukushima nuclear plant.



Pretty sure they can do a better job than the Tepco dunces anyway...
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Postby Level3 » Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:06 am

Comfort dogs, eh?

100 years from now when dogs have electronic brain implants and can talk to us, will they sue the Japanese govt. because great-great-great-great-grandbitch was exploited as a "comfort dog" in a radioactive fallout zone?

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:30 pm

Mulboyne wrote:[YThq]_vZRZRgZxVE[/YThq]

Some dogs have independently decided they are needed at the Fukushima nuclear plant.


This clip reminded me of the original Survivors TV show from Britain in the 1970s...quick synopsis: 99% of the world's population is wiped out by a virus and society reverts to standards akin to medieval times. Cities plagued by diseases like cholera and domestic dogs gone wild take over the cuntryside, making all Britain something like the Fukushima Forbidden Zone...Sound like a premise for Yokoso Tohoku?
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Postby Greji » Tue Jun 07, 2011 1:24 pm

Level3 wrote:Comfort dogs, eh?

Not enough interest in Japan. Now if we were talking Butter Dogs......
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Postby Coligny » Tue Jun 07, 2011 1:28 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:This clip reminded me of the original Survivors TV show from Britain in the 1970s...quick synopsis: 99% of the world's population is wiped out by a virus and society reverts to standards akin to medieval times. Cities plagued by diseases like cholera and domestic dogs gone wild take over the cuntryside, making all Britain something like the Fukushima Forbidden Zone...Sound like a premise for Yokoso Tohoku?


Got some titles ?

Only knows Day of the triffids and the excellent Doomwatch... (old school XFiles... sort of)
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:41 pm

I haven't looked for a couple of years, but it was on YouTube, with a bloke uploading new episodes once a week. I assume he's finished by now. It was remade a few years ago (and excellently, IMHO), but cancelled before it finished. The original series came to a decent conclusion, but I'll let you find that out for yourself...
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Postby nikoneko » Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:14 pm

Coligny wrote:Got some titles ?

Great great show. It ran 3 seasons and is available certain places. Here are the titles for season 1. I'll second that the remake is also good, but the original is a classic.
Code: Select all
01   The Fourth Horseman   1975-04-16   
02   Genesis         1975-04-23   
03   Gone Away      1975-04-30   
04   Corn Dolly      1975-05-07   
05   Gone to the Angels   1975-05-14   
06   Garland's War      1975-05-21   
07   Starvation      1975-06-04   
08   Spoil of War      1975-06-11   
09   Law and Order      1975-06-18   
10   The Future Hour      1975-06-25   
11   Revenge         1975-07-02   
12   Something of Value   1975-07-09   
13   A Beginning      1975-07-16   
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Postby Jack » Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:33 am

Doctor Stop wrote:What, no goats?


I'm finding the references to goats in every other thread quite monotonous.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:42 am

Jack wrote:I'm finding the references to goats in every other thread quite monotonous.


If that's an indication of your counting skills, did it really take you 85?
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Postby Coligny » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:17 am

Jack wrote:I'm finding the references to goats in every other thread quite monotonous.


Have you considered... just getting the fook out ?
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Postby Coligny » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:01 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:This clip reminded me of the original Survivors TV show from Britain in the 1970s...quick synopsis: 99% of the world's population is wiped out by a virus and society reverts to standards akin to medieval times. Cities plagued by diseases like cholera and domestic dogs gone wild take over the cuntryside, making all Britain something like the Fukushima Forbidden Zone...Sound like a premise for Yokoso Tohoku?

Ok, so being the usual smartass that I usually are I just understood that 'survivors' WUZ the titul of the show.

Got the first episode of the original TV show, same kind of ambiance (old school Beeb TV shows) as Doomwatch. And unlike the Triffids, the 2008 remake sounds quite cool too...

I don't understand how I managed to miss this show as I follow horror/dystopian movies shows news as much as pr0n news.

Thanks a bajilion times guyz... the ideal show to watch while hiding under my desk between my survival gear and emergency food stocks...

(the remake have been heavily... patronized by Audi as usual... the scene with the rampaging R8 in the 1st episode are hillariously ridiculously out of place...)
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:27 am

You like dystopia and porn? Then, I recommend you read S.M. Stirling's "Domination of the Draka" series. Alternative history featuring a group of people unthinkably dastardly, but also with lots of girl-on-girl action.

I wrote a dystopian novel a few years ago, based in Japan. Now eerily prohpetic...it was based on a Japan turned into half a wasteland after a massive earthquake set off a chain reaction among nuclear reactors along the coastline (In the book, Japan solved the problem of radiation by building massive fans that blew it all over the Korean peninsula and Asian mainland...)The protagonist was a cross-dressing man who commits cunnilinguicide on the (female) prime minister and is aided in escape by a machine-gun wielding schoolgirl with a jack russell terrier that constantly shags the transvestite's leg. They travel across Japan encountering a series of way out events pursued by butch special police and a citizenry turned into zombies by their mobile phones before a final shootout in the only municipality in the cuntry to have officially declared itself to be a Tit City.
It was based on actual events....
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Postby Iraira » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:45 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I wrote a dystopian novel a few years ago, based in Japan. Now eerily prohpetic...it was based on a Japan turned into half a wasteland after a massive earthquake set off a chain reaction among nuclear reactors along the coastline (In the book, Japan solved the problem of radiation by building massive fans that blew it all over the Korean peninsula and Asian mainland...)The protagonist was a cross-dressing man who commits cunnilinguicide on the (female) prime minister and is aided in escape by a machine-gun wielding schoolgirl with a jack russell terrier that constantly shags the transvestite's leg. They travel across Japan encountering a series of way out events pursued by butch special police and a citizenry turned into zombies by their mobile phones before a final shootout in the only municipality in the cuntry to have officially declared itself to be a Tit City.


Well, tonight's masturbation scenario is now set.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:10 am

Iraira wrote:Well, tonight's masturbation scenario is now set.


Dunno mate...I tapped into my softer, gentler, more (dare I say it?) sensitive side when writing the story, so it's probably not real good for a wank.

With wymyn and trannies given such prominent roles in the story (men are rendered impotent by the radiation and the protaganist is nationally renowned for being one of the few males capable of erection, which is how he got to be tonguing the PM to death) I liked to think of it more as, well... cliterature.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:16 am

While out having a durry, I just realized how pompous the above post may sound...it wasn't intentional.

But I was thinking that it may be worth a wank if by chance you've got any German blood in you because the unpublished novel was, frankly, a piece of shit...
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Postby Iraira » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:48 am

The sensitive side of cliterature is worthy of a Pulitzer. "I bid thee farewell m'lady, and I must say that of all the vag I've had the pleasure of sticking my tongue therein, yours is by far the one with the most sensuous flavor, with overtones of Bordeaux, and a slight hint of autumn rain lightly bouncing off the petals in the garden outside my childhood home, where I would insert my tongue into the neighborhood trollop after her weekly antibiotic infusion....."

Is it written in the above vein?
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Postby Greji » Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:58 pm

Iraira wrote:The sensitive side of cliterature is worthy of a Pulitzer. "I bid thee farewell m'lady, and I must say that of all the vag I've had the pleasure of sticking my tongue therein, yours is by far the one with the most sensuous flavor, with overtones of Bordeaux, and a slight hint of autumn rain lightly bouncing off the petals in the garden outside my childhood home, where I would insert my tongue into the neighborhood trollop after her weekly antibiotic infusion....."

Is it written in the above vein?


That must be fiction. The trollop in the neighborhood where I grew up tasted more like beer and mud, with a pinch of Red Man Beech Nut flavor...
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Postby Coligny » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:08 pm

Iraira wrote:Well, tonight's masturbation scenario is now set.


If ya need some dutch ruddering matey...
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:27 pm

Iraira wrote:The sensitive side of cliterature is worthy of a Pulitzer. "I bid thee farewell m'lady, and I must say that of all the vag I've had the pleasure of sticking my tongue therein, yours is by far the one with the most sensuous flavor, with overtones of Bordeaux, and a slight hint of autumn rain lightly bouncing off the petals in the garden outside my childhood home, where I would insert my tongue into the neighborhood trollop after her weekly antibiotic infusion....."

Is it written in the above vein?


Stupudenda!
Amid the tempest and maelstrom that flays the fabrics of my mind, my hand trembles at the prospect of conjuring such fluid and masterful prose as thine (actually, it's really shaking because I'm an alcoholic, but that's another story...).

As for the vein, it says "Ma" until I get excited, then you know it actually reads "Muvva." Thinking back, probably wasn't the smartest word or the smartest place to put it, but....youth is wasted on the young....
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Postby Jack » Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:14 am

Coligny wrote:Have you considered... just getting the fook out ?


I don't see why I should. I contribute a lot more to conversation than you do with your fuckingly clumsy (not to say annoying) way of writing English with a French/Danish/and hindi accent.
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Postby Coligny » Thu Jun 09, 2011 7:15 am

Jack wrote:I don't see why I should. I contribute a lot more to conversation than you do with your fuckingly clumsy (not to say annoying) way of writing English with a French/Danish/and hindi accent.

You contribute to the forum the same way my cats contribute to their litterbox. Filling it with shit is what they (and you) are expected to do, but that don't make it a marvellous or even interesting experience for anyone...
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Postby Greji » Thu Jun 09, 2011 7:24 am

Coligny wrote:You contribute to the forum the same way my cats contribute to their litterbox. Filling it with shit is what they (and you) are expected to do, but that don't make it a marvellous or even interesting experience for anyone...


Why Jack old man, I do believe the Coligny has just told you to take a flying fuck and a rolling donut! How many does that make now?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:15 am

Coligny wrote:You contribute to the forum the same way my cats contribute to their litterbox. Filling it with shit is what they (and you) are expected to do, but that don't make it a marvellous or even interesting experience for anyone...


:rofl:
Holy shit, Jack. You're lucky he's not replying in his native language because Coligny's so-called French/Danish/Hindi just ripped you to shreds.
Definitely a case of Cool-igny.
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Postby CrankyBastard » Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:08 am

Coligny wrote:You contribute to the forum the same way my cats contribute to their litterbox. Filling it with shit is what they (and you) are expected to do, but that don't make it a marvellous or even interesting experience for anyone...


Quintessential comeback! :bowdown:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Coligny again.
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