Synthesized Sewer Sludge Steak

by **Russell** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:03 pm

I remember they have an abundance of sewer sludge in the north east of the country...

by **Taro Toporific** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:23 pm

Actually, feeding dried manure to dairy cows produces no effect on lactation or milk taste. Manure has served as a substrate for both yeast and algae used as feedstuffs, and it has been tried as a substrate for maggots used as a poultry feed; however, the simplest way to use it is as a direct feed. Dried fresh manure smells like a mixed feed. :rolleyes:

http://www.fao.org/ag/aga/agap/frg/afris/Data/476.HTM

by **matsuki** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:40 am

So if you order it raw, does it become a SCAT burger?

by **Kagetsu** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:45 am

Will it be sold at a restaurant called "Shit House"?

Laying a steak takes on a whole new meaning.

by **matsuki** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:56 am

Like every new invention, my first questions are how long it will take before it shows up in JAV and how will they use it?

by **unkosando** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:21 pm

SOYLENT BROWN!

by **Mike Oxlong** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:53 pm

Or you could say...

Soylent Green is [color="White"][s]people[/s][/color]fecal!

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:57 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Or you could say...

Soylent Green is [color="White"][s]people[/s][/color]fecal!

Or Soylent Green is poople....

by **joshuaism** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:17 am

From farce to reality!

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by **Greji** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:38 pm

joshuaism wrote:From farce to reality!

Hmmm, a turdburger on every plate....
Ya want fries with that?
:confused:

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:45 pm

Greji wrote:Ya want fries with that?

Actually, that was my first thought when seeing this story...Shit steaks? Like, so what? MuckDonald's has been making them for decades.

by **Mike Oxlong** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:39 am

[yt]iyRZdMBwojU[/yt]

by **Ganma** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:25 am

However a friend told me he read an article about a therapy for colitis that involved eating human shit. It was called "fecal transplant", the purpose
being to restore natural & beneficial bacterial populations to GI
tracts deficient in them.

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:07 am

Ganma wrote:However a friend told me he read an article about a therapy for colitis that involved eating human shit. It was called "fecal transplant", the purpose being to restore natural & beneficial bacterial populations to GI
tracts deficient in them.

No shit?

by **Greji** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:35 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:[yt]iyRZdMBwojU[/yt]

This is disturbing. I've been grilling lunkers for the last week....
:confused:

by **Coligny** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:06 am

Ganma wrote:However a friend told me he read an article about a therapy for colitis that involved eating human shit. It was called "fecal transplant", the purpose
being to restore natural & beneficial bacterial populations to GI
tracts deficient in them.

No, you don't eat shit. You have fecal matter introduced inside your lower intestine through the anus (for MEDICAL PURPOSE, unless you'r german, then it could also be recreationnal).

The idea is to restart the intestinal flora from a foreign colony of bacteria. It's a bit yucky on paper but beside the middle ages snake oil school of medicine aspect it makes sort of sense. It's for sever case when restart of flora from the apendicit(*) can't be expected anymoar. (*, yeah they also finally discovered than this bit of pipe was in fact a safe storage for helpers bacteria)

Eating shit would certainly not work unless you'r a tranny called divine, and the shit come from a poodle...

Remember kids, don't drink tap water... and brush your teeth with Whisky...

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:18 am

Ganma wrote:However a friend told me he read an article about a therapy for colitis that involved eating human shit.

I initially missed the "l" in the word in bold print above, which made me think you were talking about German movies with this post....

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:59 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:..Hoax?

This so-called "hoax" is plopping out to be golden...

youtube
NEWSLFLASH! Professor Poop does exist! And [the original Yahoo news story ] is actually his face. Dr. Ikeda is working for ESD: Education for Sustainable Development. Here are the links:
http://www.eac-w.com/
http://www.eac-w.com/gaiyou/gaiyou.html
http://www.eac-w.com/ike_plof/ike_plof.html

Professor Poop-Ikeda

http://www.eac-w.com/

[YT]u1N6QfuIh0g[/YT]

However, the last scene of the above"news" video shows a Chinese building, not a Japanese research center.

..

by **Greji** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:41 pm

Coligny wrote: introduced inside your lower intestine through the anus

Yur giving me a stiffy over turdburgers...
:cool:

by **Coligny** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:54 pm

Greji wrote:Yur giving me a stiffy over turdburgers...

Glad to be useefull... :-)

Anything else I can doo ?

by **matsuki** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:06 pm

Coligny wrote:No, you don't eat shit. You have fecal matter introduced inside your lower intestine through the anus (for MEDICAL PURPOSE, unless you'r german, then it could also be recreationnal).

One my old co-workers was always talking about German scheister(sp?) porn and it always came up when a German customer called in. The guy eventually dared me to ask the customer what sheister meant and seeing as the customer we young and friendly, I didn't think he'd get offended so I asked...

After 5 minutes of the customer laughing uncontrollably, he finally managed to squeeze out "ven za man is taking zee schit, vee call eem zee shiester!!" followed by another 5 minutes of uncontrollably laughter. I still don't understand what was so funny but I got all of the 10 minutes of German laughter on speakerphone and it was immediately echoed by Americans laughing. Those were good times indeed.

by **Ganma** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:03 am

Coligny wrote:No, you don't eat shit. You have fecal matter introduced inside your lower intestine through the anus (for MEDICAL PURPOSE, unless you'r german, then it could also be recreationnal).

The idea is to restart the intestinal flora from a foreign colony of bacteria. It's a bit yucky on paper but beside the middle ages snake oil school of medicine aspect it makes sort of sense. It's for sever case when restart of flora from the apendicit(*) can't be expected anymoar. (*, yeah they also finally discovered than this bit of pipe was in fact a safe storage for helpers bacteria)

Right you are. Wiki has something on it:

Fecal bacteriotherapy
The procedure itself sometimes involves a 5- to 10-day treatment with enemas, made of bacterial flora from feces of a healthy donor, though most patients recover after just one treatment

by **Ganma** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:45 pm

Another but:

Fecal bacteriotherapy is when feces from a close relative or spouse are given to patients suffering from intractable diarrhea caused by Clostridium difficile. The purpose is to repopulate the intestines with the normal gut flora (intestinal bacteria) to decimate the clostridium. The healthy stool is administered by nasogastric tube, enema, or in a capsule.
wiki

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Synthesized Sewer Sludge Steak

Synthesized Sewer Sludge Steak

This has been done for at least the past 40 years in feed lots.

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A hoax?

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