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Applause for Kyoto

Postby sublight » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:11 pm

ABC News: "super-clap" antibiotic-resistant strain of gonorrhea discovered in Kyoto.

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Scientists have discovered a new strain of gonorrhea-causing bacteria in Japan that is resistant to available treatments.

Since the 1940s, the sexually transmitted disease known as "the clap" has been easily treated with antibiotics. But the new strain of Neisseria gonorrhoeae has genetically mutated to evade cephalosporins -- the only antibiotics still effective against the infection.

"This report points out that antibiotic resistance is occurring not only in hospitals, but out in the community," said Dr. William Schaffner, chair of preventive medicine at Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Nashville, Tenn. And while the strain was discovered in Kyoto, Japan, antibiotic-resistant bacteria "don't need a passport."


One more reason to wrap up.

Is it good or bad that I spelled gonorrhea correctly on the first try? :shock:
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Postby Coligny » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:31 am

sublight wrote:ABC News: "super-clap" antibiotic-resistant strain of gonorrhea discovered in Kyoto.


One more reason to wrap up.

Is it good or bad that I spelled gonorrhea correctly on the first try? :shock:

This news smells like... money to my ears...

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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:01 am

and the silence from the FG men is deafening...
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:10 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:and the silence from the FG men is deafening...

It's not like women don't get the clap...
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Postby Coligny » Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:56 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:and the silence from the FG men is deafening...



great... that put me in the category of the talking poodles... at least with white fur i might be misrecognised as a sheep...

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Postby xenomorph42 » Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:43 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:and the silence from the FG men is deafening...



I mean, seriously....what the heck can you say to that? How about "Yipes"
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:11 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:and the silence from the FG men is deafening...


Just wait till one of us takes a piss.
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Postby IparryU » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:08 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:and the silence from the FG men is deafening...

well... the women are the ones who pass it out... that or goats
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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:37 am

Even more incentive to leave that tramp alone.
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Postby Greji » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:54 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Even more incentive to leave that tramp alone.
Which one? The woman, or the goat?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:34 pm

This story doesn't make sense to me. I thought STDs came from Gaijin. :confused:
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Postby Iraira » Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:28 pm

I caught it from a toilet seat....I swear!

Samurai Jerk wrote:This story doesn't make sense to me. I thought STDs came from Gaijin.

Lots of filthy disease-ridden gaijin tourists in Kyoto, so it makes sense that the first patients would be found in Kyoto.:cool:
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Postby CrankyBastard » Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:44 pm

Iraira wrote:I caught it from a toilet seat....I swear!




Sounds painfully uncomfortable, but I guess it's possible!
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Postby matsuki » Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:48 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:This story doesn't make sense to me. I thought STDs came from Gaijin. :confused:


LOL, well when the docs here only advice on STD's is "use a condom and you won't get HIV" it's no wonder that STD's like this will spread like wildfires. :(
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:51 pm

Iraira wrote:Lots of filthy disease-ridden gaijin tourists in Kyoto, so it makes sense that the first patients would be found in Kyoto.:cool:


Thanks for the explanation. The paradigm shift I was undergoing was too much to handle. My belief in everything from the uniqueness of Japan's four seasons to the superiority of Japanese pizza was severly shaken.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:36 pm

The new sub-species has been given a name accordingly...

Neisseria Gonorrhoeae Norikonensis Japonicus
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Postby Jack » Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:47 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:and the silence from the FG men is deafening...


This even beats my most stupid posts.
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Postby Greji » Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:18 pm

Jack wrote:This even beats my most stupid posts.

Why? You get a dose?
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Postby Iraira » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:12 pm

Jack wrote:This even beats my most stupid posts.


Nah, Cyka was just fishing to figure out whether she did the deed with anyone who might have contracted the new stylish antibiotic resistant bugs. You're still number one, Jack.
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Postby Typhoon » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:23 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:The new sub-species has been given a name accordingly...

Neisseria Gonorrhoeae Norikonensis Japonicus


:rofl:

But what about the Sluticus bit?
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:01 pm

Typhoon wrote::rofl:

But what about the Sluticus bit?

Yer just testing me!:) Everybody knows that Sluticus was filmed in the San Fernando Valley as a porn Spartucus parody.:D
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:05 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Yer just testing me!:) Everybody knows that Sluticus was filmed in the San Fernando Valley as a porn Spartucus parody.:D


Was that the one that starred Cock Duglass?
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Postby Iraira » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:48 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Yer just testing me!:) Everybody knows that Sluticus was filmed in the San Fernando Valley as a porn Spartucus parody.:D


Wasn't it made by the same company that made The Madam's Family, How Stella Got Her Tube Packed, Womb Raider, and Willy's Wonka & The Fudge Packery?

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:29 am

Iraira wrote:http://funnytitles.com/

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Classic site....
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