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[Bucky]

[Samurai_Jerk]

I'm starting to think all those French "fryjin" were right to fry away.

[matsuki]

I'm starting to think all those French "fryjin" were right to fry away.

Hahaha, we better hurry and ketchup!

Seriously though, I wonder how many cars we're talking about here. TEPCO should be held responsible for disposing of and reimbursing people for this shit.

[Yokohammer]

Hahaha, we better hurry and ketchup!

Groan ....

I'm not even going to try to chip in ...

[2triky]

Groan ....

I'm not even going to try to chip in ...

Chips, fries, pommes frites...it's all the same.

[Greji]

Looking for a hot car?

Last hot car I was in got me six months on a road gang in Illinois.....

[matsuki]

Chips, fries, pommes frites...it's all the same.

Hey Coligny, prease exprain...why do you call potatos "pommes de terre? They aren't even close to apples...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Hey Coligny, prease exprain...why do you call potatos "pommes de terre? They aren't even close to apples...

Would you rather eat a bowl of ground apples or Rocky Mountain oysters?

[Thug4Life]

I'm starting to think all those French "fryjin" were right to fry away.

All of you had better fry away or you are going to fry inside:

Breaking News: Uranium from finger nail of a Tokyo citizen

Posted by Mochizuki on October 24th, 2011

Dr. Tsuji in Tokyo tests radioactive material contained in nails of Tokyo citizen.

He published a data of a sample which contains Uranium.

He collects cut nails from applicants and test it in a German lab.

According to him, they found:

Cesium

Strontium

Uranium,

and Mercury are also measured.

He once tried the same test for Fukushima people but the result was terrifying.

Some of the materials went over the limit of the measurement, he said.

This sample is from a person living in Tokyo.

However,only tiny a part comes out to nail or urine.

More radioactive material is stocked in our body.

We are becoming nuclear fuel rods.

[Greji]

All of you had better fry away or you are going to fry inside:

Hey, everybody has to die sometime. So why the fuck worry about it. It's a shame that this has got your panties all in a twist.

[Zeth3D]

shit, well time to buy me a car

[matsuki]

All of you had better fry away or you are going to fry inside

Like you're obviously doing?

[Coligny]

Hey Coligny, prease exprain...why do you call potatos "pommes de terre? They aren't even close to apples...

Pomme de terre was a common designation for under-earth grown veggies, before in 1500 and some, it was the name given to topinambours (which are crime against mankind, now called pear of earth because... fuck you, that's why)... Parmentier brought the Pomme de Terre from the -back then- GOP-lead Amurikun in 1770 and some shit. And devised a marketting strategery based around the fact that better eat some Yankee junk food rather than starve to death, like it was fashiunnabul at the time. Adopshiun was total and immediate, especially when you see how efficient mashed poptatoes are when weaponised by way of a spoon launcher and how decisive their use was in every major highschool cafeteria war.

BTW, we also call them "patates" which sounds much moar like potatoes... But this word is mostly used by low income delusionnal communists who use them instead of meat in their cabbage soup.

[Coligny]

I'm starting to think all those French "fryjin" were right to fry away.

The "leaving" part was not that stupid... Even if the level of chaos from this exodus lead to a 2 part run away...
Part 1: everybody run for Seoul...
Part 2: ok guyz, the planes are coming to pick us up...

Which look more like full blown panic rather than thoughtfull evacuation.

The fact that evacuations advisories were lifted and people (even exchange students) were send back few weeks after, way before anything was stabilized lead to think that nobody had a fooking clue of what they were doing, and still isn't...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Hey, everybody has to die sometime. So why the fuck worry about it. It's a shame that this has got your panties all in a twist.

Easy to say when you've got grandchildren that are eligibel for AARP membership.

[waruta]

Easy to say when you've got grandchildren that are eligibel for AARP membership.

Bwahahahahaha! You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Samurai_Jerk again.

[legion]

melt your fingernails down and sell the titanium

by the way, I thought the shakensho listed the previous owners

[ghostunit]

Hey, everybody has to die sometime. So why the fuck worry about it. It's a shame that this has got your panties all in a twist.

This only applies to dangers that can kill you quickly such as fighting in a war, or jumping off a plane in a parachute. It does not apply to something like radioactive contamination because that's one of the slowest and most degrading ways to die.

Moreover, you may die in more senses than one, as your genetic seed is damaged, destroying your genetic legacy.

In other words, braving radioactivity with bravado is stupid, and ridiculous.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Hey Coligny, prease exprain...why do you call potatos "pommes de terre? They aren't even close to apples...

I thought it was the French phrase for "Poms are turds," which was meant to be a sneaky Gallic way to insult their cross-Channel neighbors on a daily basis in the same way the Poms call French letters the things you shove up a cunt (or arsehole if you're that way inclined) and promptly fill with messy bodily fluids.

[Greji]

In other words, braving radioactivity with bravado is stupid, and ridiculous.

If Japan and the residents are "braving" radioactivity, how do we brave it, if not with bravado? Not trying to be facetious, but it would seem like you saying we all must get on a plane and leave, or be stupid and ridiculous?

[Thug4Life]

...we all must get on a plane and leave, or be stupid and ridiculous?:confused:

Soon, very soon from now, you will become enlighted and then, hopefully, get on a plane. But if you wait too long, there won't be anymore planes, ships, fishing boats etc. available because they will all be blown to shit as soon as they depart Death Land. It will get so bad that it will come to that. No one goes in and no one comes out of Death Land. It will an epic horror movie scene with so many god damned dead Japs everywhere! I can't wait to see it happen.

[Greji]

Soon, very soon from now, you will become enlighted and then, hopefully, get on a plane. But if you wait too long, there won't be anymore planes, ships, fishing boats etc. available because they will all be blown to shit as soon as they depart Death Land. It will get so bad that it will come to that. No one goes in and no one comes out of Death Land. It will an epic horror movie scene with so many god damned dead Japs everywhere! I can't wait to see it happen.

I'm waiting for the Three Mile Island people to leave first, but of course you wouldn't know anything about that because you were still shitting yellow then, if you were even around yet! Oh, I forgot, you do know all about it because you read all about it on Wikipedia.

[Samurai_Jerk]

I like the way people outside of Japan tell the gaijin in Japan they should just leave like it's such an easy option. It's like they can't fathom the idea that Japan could be home to us and that we're all just here temporarily on a whim. How many of those people would run away from their hometowns in the same situation?

[ghostunit]

If Japan and the residents are "braving" radioactivity, how do we brave it, if not with bravado? Not trying to be facetious, but it would seem like you saying we all must get on a plane and leave, or be stupid and ridiculous?

I'm just saying you're not fooling anyone

[Samurai_Jerk]

I'm just saying you're not fooling anyone

Neither are you with all your bullshit.

[Thug4Life]

I'm waiting for the Three Mile Island people to leave first, but of course you wouldn't know anything about that because you were still shitting yellow then, if you were even around yet! Oh, I forgot, you do know all about it because you read all about it on Wikipedia.

Fukushima vs Three Mile Island?

Da Fuck?

Like most others here you are clearly suffering from Delusional disorder

You need to read more Enenews.com

[Greji]

e clearly suffering from Delusional disorder

Hey, Thug, I gots your delusional disorder right here. Wait for a sec why I unzip my fly. Now, open wide.....

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I like the way people outside of Japan tell the gaijin in Japan they should just leave like it's such an easy option.

While I agree entirely with what you're saying, I think it's unfair to say this exists only outside of Japan. I am constantly being told within Japan to "go home," though I'm not exactly sure where "home" is, having spent more than half of my life here (and still being commended on my excellent use of chopsticks).
Now that I am going "home," everybody keeps asking me why (and I tell them "I'm not really sure" while I try not to stare as their faces melt away and eyes begin bulging due to radiation exposure...just kidding!).

[Samurai_Jerk]

While I agree entirely with what you're saying, I think it's unfair to say this exists only outside of Japan. I am constantly being told within Japan to "go home," though I'm not exactly sure where "home" is, having spent more than half of my life here (and still being commended on my excellent use of chopsticks).
Now that I am going "home," everybody keeps asking me why (and I tell them "I'm not really sure" while I try not to stare as their faces melt away and eyes begin bulging due to radiation exposure...just kidding!).

Once you get home and get set up, please hire me as your butler. I want to get the fuck out too and it has nothing to do with radiation (at least not directly). I'd go back to the US but I need medical insurance.

[Thug4Life]

Hey, Thug, I gots your delusional disorder right here. Wait for a sec why I unzip my fly. Now, open wide.....

There you go once again thinking with your puny little head. This is common in many mental health victims who have been liberated from their suffering of intelligence.