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Kim Jung Il reported DEAD.

Postby Bucky » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:06 pm

Numerous news organizations reporting Kim died 12/17/11
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Postby matsuki » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:07 pm

Imperial Dogs lie! Most glorious ruler is immortal!
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Postby Bucky » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:09 pm

More: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-12-19/kim-jong-il-north-korea-s-dear-leader-dictator-dead-at-70-yonhap-says.html


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Postby GomiGirl » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:17 pm

He will be remembered most for "looking at things"
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Postby Yokohammer » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:40 pm

Ding-dong, the Kim is dead.

... but there'll be another one along shortly ...
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Postby tone » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:41 pm

we're all going to be learning the name of his fat goober looking little punk son very soon

at first i was happy but now im kind of unsettled
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Dead like Franco?

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:46 pm

Bucky wrote:reporting Kim died 12/17/11


AGAIN?
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Postby Bucky » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:47 pm

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Kim Jong Un

We will have to see if Junior ascends to the throne.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:54 pm

What the fuck are we going to do for caption threads from now on?
I guess we'll have to go with the son...at least he seems to put the "Un" into unchi....
So much for dailectical materialism and the fucking dictatorship of the proletariat, huh? Dynastical rule by the Kims in the DPRK always gives me an idea of how Japanese Imperial rule would have turned out had they not thought they could seriously take on the Mericans.
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Postby matsuki » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:06 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:What the fuck are we going to do for caption threads from now on?
I guess we'll have to go with the son...at least he seems to put the "Un" into unchi....


LOL, how old is the little guy? Wonder how much worse things can get.

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:So much for dailectical materialism and the fucking dictatorship of the proletariat, huh? Dynastical rule by the Kims in the DPRK always gives me an idea of how Japanese Imperial rule would have turned out had they not thought they could seriously take on the Mericans.


Probably very true.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:38 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:What the fuck are we going to do for caption threads from now on?


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Postby Greji » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:39 pm

chokonen888 wrote:LOL, how old is the little guy?


Amazingly, or maybe understandably is a better word, nobody seems to know. He is estimated to be between 28 and 30.

He also needs to be in good physical condition is if he is going to assume his father's primary duty, which was providing stud service for all members of the DRK Womens' Dance Team.
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Maybe he and Hitch are debating in purgatory

Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:46 pm

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Postby matsuki » Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:05 pm

Greji wrote:Amazingly, or maybe understandably is a better word, nobody seems to know. He is estimated to be between 28 and 30.

He also needs to be in good physical condition is if he is going to assume his father's primary duty, which was providing stud service for all members of the DRK Womens' Dance Team.
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And some heavy duty blinders so he doesn't see what they look like....

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....and LOL'd at this

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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:55 pm

Bucky wrote:Image
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We will have to see if Junior ascends to the throne.
He certainly has the chins for it.
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Postby Coligny » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:04 pm



Bull... there can't be that much cars on the road in North Korea, Rumsfeld tolded me...
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Postby Catoneinutica » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:24 pm

If I were a nihonjin of a nationalistic stripe, I'd consider making a condolence offering of some dog merdes to the nearest Chosen Soren office.
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Postby JLR » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:53 pm

1.) Better to dance with the devil you know than the one you don't

2.) I'm shocked they did not pull a Weekend at Bernies with him
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Postby Coligny » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:10 pm

JLR wrote:1.) Better to dance with the devil you know than the one you don't


Yeah... pretty much my thought... I'm not exactly confortable with the situation right now...



2.) I'm shocked they did not pull a Weekend at Bernies with him


Who knows... and what will happen to the sosies...
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Postby Failsafe » Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:29 pm

GomiGirl wrote:He will be remembered most for "looking at things"
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A tragedy... he won't be staring at things anymore... not even a sausage.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:19 pm

The beat goes on...

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Postby legion » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:30 pm

Oscar winning performances

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The camera is on, please oblige, watch the eyes.

Guy at 1.20 is off to the gulag
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Postby GomiGirl » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:41 pm

Will cry on cue for food...
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Postby Russell » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:58 pm

You guys can say what you want, but he knew how to enjoy life.

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Must have been fun to be his buddy.
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Postby Coligny » Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:16 am

legion wrote:Oscar winning performances

The camera is on, please oblige, watch the eyes.

Guy at 1.20 is off to the gulag


I somehow fear most are not acting...
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Postby Christoff » Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:26 am

I look forward to the forth coming random Kim Jung Un photo thread.
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Postby AssKissinger » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:35 am

i predict that K3's ass gets jacked before he can grab the reins

if i were that soft fat fuck i'd be on the phone with obama making a deal

he can keep getting his dick sucked and free mcdonald's if he moves fast
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:13 am

Now that he's actually deceased and no longer sick, will his name be changed from Kim Jong-Il to Kim Jong-Dead?
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