American "talent" for chloroform rape 'n' robbery

[Taro Toporific]

Via wacky Google Translate and the Yomiuri-Online is reporting that:

Alexander de la Fuente, a 25 year old American "talent" has been arrested suspicion of rape/robbery of a woman in her apartment in Ota, Tokyo.
The suspect in June last year, broke into the apartment in Ota Ward via the veranda, used chloroform on the woman, sexually assaulted her, and took 60,000 yen. Later in January, the suspect was arrested for the robbery of a convenience store in Yokohama.

Click to play TV Asahi news video...

http://news.tv-asahi.co.jp/news/web/html/220314029.html

[Taro Toporific]

[GomiGirl]

Now watch the plod go after all those folks who live from modelling gig to commercial etc.

[Coligny]

Now watch the plod go after all those folks who live from modelling gig to commercial etc.

Fook... all outta popcrorm... have to make a run for the combini...

[Ganma]

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

...Fuente...

Wasn't that how Chaucer spelled "cunt" in The Canterbury Tales?

[yanpa]

The following feedback has arrived at the FG Editorial Penthouse Suite via the contact email's spam bucket:

I am alexander delafuente’s mother. he has gotten a bad name by his actions but not all are true. not even his lawyers spoke up on his behalf. I have learned there is a lot of prejudice among the Japanese concerning alex. I have contacted embassy and amnesty international on the abuse and mistreatment of alex while being incarcerated. I am very disappointed at their way of trials sentencing and treatment. Alex had consented sex with the girl that's accusing him of rape yet where he went wrong was chloroforming her and stealing credit card. like I said the lawyers did not represent him in his favor and he realizes his bad choices and actions. I am going to try to pull him out of your prejudice country.thank you for your time sincerely venetia delafuente

[Russell]

Makes a lot of sense.

First have consensual sex with her, then incapacitate her with chloroform, and then steal her credit card...

[yanpa]

That's why they say foreign boyfriends are always so romantic.

[wuchan]

another case of Americans thinking U.S. law applies to the entire planet.

[Taro Toporific]

Makes a lot of sense.
First have consensual sex with her, then incapacitate her with chloroform, and then steal her credit card...

WTF with chloroform?
Chloroform sounds like it would be hard to buy in Japan. Nowadays its medical use as an anesthetic is extremely rare (basically nonexistent). And, although chloroform has industrial applications, its commercial use in Japan has been greatly curtailed. This all seems like the hard way to go just to steal a credit card.


Anyway, Alexander looks like ...

Alexander Delafuente.jpeg

http://bibibi.info/w/tag/alexander-dela-fuente/

2012年3月14日 水曜日
大田区で
女性にクロロホルムを嗅がせた上に
乱暴しカードを奪ったという元外人タレント
アレクサンダー・デラ・フエンテ
（アレクサンダー・リー・デラフエンテという情報も）
の情報を収集しています。

[Coligny]

The only use I konw for chloroform is to kill ticks on poodles or to euthanize my mothers hamsters...

[Taro Toporific]

The only use I konw for chloroform is to kill ticks on poodles or to euthanize my mothers hamsters...

As a research "engineer," I can buy chloroform as an industrial solvent, and you can get it because of your physician wife, but how the hell did some non-Japanese speaking, bottom-of-the-barrel, talento gaijin on the D-list get it?

[Coligny]

It's ok, I don't speak to my mum anymore...

And NO, it's not linked to the hamster mass murder... I think she didn't found out yet... (she's not the sharprest knife of the drawer)

[wuchan]

The only use I konw for chloroform is to kill ticks on poodles or to euthanize my mothers hamsters...

As a research "engineer," I can buy chloroform as an industrial solvent, and you can get it because of your physician wife, but how the hell did some non-Japanese speaking, bottom-of-the-barrel, talento gaijin on the D-list get it?

If I had to guess, I would say he got it in a similar way that nigerians get snack/pub/clubs.

[Sarutaro]

An unforgettable TV performance by Alex aka The Rapanese.

[Bucky]

An unforgettable TV performance by Alex aka The Rapanese.

Actually, it is forgettable. Sorry to hear he is from Washington state where I am.

[TennoChinko]

He ought to be in prison just for that awful performance alone.

[Coligny]

Just your average "bring your gaijin to the telly and make him perform the tricks you taught him"
Usually much more fun with regular pets like poodles or kittens...but hey... it's japan... the amount of insecurity they need to fight it so colossal that they have to aim really hight to feel superior...

I would soooo love them to try this with Colin Powel or Schwartzkopf with their staff ending up busting caps on the whole tv crew...

[matsuki]

Makes a lot of sense.

First have consensual sex with her, then incapacitate her with chloroform, and then steal her credit card...

Yeah....I mean chloroform? He needs to get with the times and ruffie her after that consensual sex.

...and credit card ahahaha, we all know Japanese don't use credit cards

[Samurai_Jerk]

I couldn't finish that the song but I did gaman through the interview at the start. I fucking hate gaijin that claim they only learned "street" Japanese and insist on using it in inappropriate situations. It reminds me of a free Japanese conversation group I went to once in hopes of keeping my Japanese up when I moved back to The States after JET. They asked people to introduce themselves and this one douche bag started with, "俺の名前は...". I could tell by the smug look on his face he thought he was being cool and showing of his (self-perceived) fluency.

[matsuki]

I couldn't finish that the song but I did gaman through the interview at the start. I fucking hate gaijin that claim they only learned "street" Japanese and insist on using it in inappropriate situations. It reminds me of a free Japanese conversation group I went to once in hopes of keeping my Japanese up when I moved back to The States after JET. They asked people to introduce themselves and this one douche bag started with, "俺の名前は...". I could tell by the smug look on his face he thought he was being cool and showing of his (self-perceived) fluency.

We all know those types...when I'm with someone that is bragging about their language ability, I like to sit back and let them do the J-talking/ordering at restaurants and enjoy the "but I learned [ ] is the right way to say it" struggle that ensues....but everyone eventually (or at least they should) hits the "you ain't all that you think you are" wall and the realization that all that praise you're getting about your Japanese ability isn't because you're good, but because your suck, they know it, and they want to be polite/encouraging.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I couldn't finish that the song but I did gaman through the interview at the start. I fucking hate gaijin that claim they only learned "street" Japanese and insist on using it in inappropriate situations. It reminds me of a free Japanese conversation group I went to once in hopes of keeping my Japanese up when I moved back to The States after JET. They asked people to introduce themselves and this one douche bag started with, "俺の名前は...". I could tell by the smug look on his face he thought he was being cool and showing of his (self-perceived) fluency.

We all know those types...when I'm with someone that is bragging about their language ability, I like to sit back and let them do the J-talking/ordering at restaurants and enjoy the "but I learned [ ] is the right way to say it" struggle that ensues....but everyone eventually (or at least they should) hits the "you ain't all that you think you are" wall and the realization that all that praise you're getting about your Japanese ability isn't because you're good, but because your suck, they know it, and they want to be polite/encouraging.

Fuck, my Japanese just sucks, but so does my English. I'm a keyboard warrior, but when I meet people in Real Life, I try to keep my mouth shut because I'm terrified that every time I open it, I will reveal what a fucking idiot I am.

Back to the original topic, is that really the bloke's Mum? Jeezus..."he's a good kid, really. Just uses knock-out potions on birds and fucks 'em up the arse while they're unconscious." No wonder he's in trouble...

[yanpa]

Back to the original topic, is that really the bloke's Mum? Jeezus..."he's a good kid, really. Just uses knock-out potions on birds and fucks 'em up the arse while they're unconscious." No wonder he's in trouble...

Well it looks kind of genuine... but maybe I'm guilty of doing a Debito here?

[Coligny]

My communicatin skillz in japanese are... abysmall...

But when I say "take out" at the McDo and face someone looking at me like if I just took a dump on the counter... I tend to really get pissed of... especially when I point my receipt where it's written in bold "TAKE OUT"

Happens often with fuxored english "of the day", when they slaughter english between themselves it's all-a-okay "SSanku Y00" for example... But when a gaijin try to crawl down to their level and use their own pidgin it's panic attack... dear god I hate this planet... Time for an hecatomb and the rise of the feline kingdom...

[Coligny]

Back to the original topic, is that really the bloke's Mum? Jeezus..."he's a good kid, really. Just uses knock-out potions on birds and fucks 'em up the arse while they're unconscious." No wonder he's in trouble...

Well it looks kind of genuine... but maybe I'm guilty of doing a Debito here?

Better look blind and stupid rather than say "he was bad to the bones, I should have drowned him as a kitten but I needed the child support money to buy meth"...
Not that my mother would say this... sentence way too long and structured for her usual level of (lack of) sobriety...

[matsuki]

Back to the original topic, is that really the bloke's Mum? Jeezus..."he's a good kid, really. Just uses knock-out potions on birds and fucks 'em up the arse while they're unconscious." No wonder he's in trouble...

Well it looks kind of genuine... but maybe I'm guilty of doing a Debito here?

Either really the mom or him but does it really matter with that kind of reasoning?

Alex had consented sex with the girl that's accusing him of rape yet where he went wrong was chloroforming her and stealing credit card. like I said the lawyers did not represent him in his favor and he realizes his bad choices and actions. I am going to try to pull him out of your prejudice country.thank you for your time sincerely venetia delafuente

He didn't really rape her, she was DTF...he only assaulted her and stole from her after they banged

[Russell]

That's why they say foreign boyfriends are always so romantic.

You would expect a Japanese boyfriend to follow the less romantic order of first stealing her credit card, then have consensual sex, and finally chloroform her?!?

[yanpa]

That's why they say foreign boyfriends are always so romantic.

You would expect a Japanese boyfriend to follow the less romantic order of first stealing her credit card, then have consensual sex, and finally chloroform her?!?

Yes, except replace the "consensual sex" part with "jerking off into a Tenga"

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I still keep opening this thread expecting it to be something about Merkin dexterity for knocking people out before they fuck them and steal their things...