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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:47 am

Marry Your Prince Charming At Tokyo Disney's Cinderella Castle
2012/03/23 TOKYO (Nikkei)--Tokyo Disneyland will offer a wedding package that enables couples to exchange vows at Cinderella Castle, park operator Oriental Land Co. (4661) said Friday.
She just hopes that he doesn't turn out to be Goofy.
The plan includes a wedding reception at nearby Tokyo Disneyland Hotel. The wedding package, to be priced at 7.5 million yen, is the first ever offered by Tokyo Disneyland and will be available to one couple a day...more...
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Also refer to the recent FG thread:
Fat Peoples' Guide to Enjoying Tokyo Disneyland
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Postby Russell » Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:34 am

Well Chokonen, this is your chance... :)
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Postby Coligny » Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:18 pm

Russell wrote:Well Chokonen, this is your chance... :)


Not sure if he can put the billing for this on his corporate expenditures...
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Postby MrUltimateGaijin » Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:27 pm

makes sense in a country full of adult children.
gaijin, gods among men


takechanpoo wrote:

> you gaijin smell nasty very very very much.
> take a bath every day.
> if you dont,go home fuckin gaijin.
> Japan is not rehabilitation facilities of banished white ugly gaijins like you.
> fuck off!!!
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Postby Typhoon » Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:34 pm

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse.
The judge spoke to Mickey about his petition for a divorce.
"I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..."
Mickey replied,
"I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking Goofy!"
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Because

1. You're now several kilometres away; and

2. You've got their shoes.
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