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Fifteen-year-old Fuck Toy a hit in Japan

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:45 am

15-year-old Living Doll is YouTube's Controversial New Star

At 15, Venus Palermo has grown into her doll obsession rather than out of it. Under the screen name Venus Angelic, the London based teenager posts beauty tutorials on YouTube for fans who want to look like her. But that's not why she's the latest viral video star. It's because she looks like a living doll.

According to Palermo, you too could be a ball-jointed doll (or BJD as she calls it) with the right over-sized pupil contacts, plastic-sheen-effect powder and pure white eye shadow. Based on her 5 million viewers and the legions of lookalike fans on her Facebook page, people are taking her advice.

The modern ball-jointed doll is widely popular in Japan, a country both she and her mother are obsessed with. "Mommy cooks Japanese, thinks Japanese, goes to Japan with me," writes Palermo on her blog. "Because we like it. Liking something, is soooooo GREAT!" Palermo is actually Austrian, Swiss and Hungarian but she's been studying Japanese along with several other languages. Her multilingual background is how she explains her accent


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I don't know if she's really a hit in Japan but one can assume.
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Postby tone » Sat Mar 24, 2012 2:58 pm

yuk

give me a dominican goddess or anything other than this any day of the week.
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Postby Coligny » Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:02 pm

Just when we could safely assume that Becky Cruel was dead, the brits counter attack with this...
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Using my eyes, nose and smile, I can be a '15-year-old Fuck Toy'!

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:14 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Fifteen-year-old Fuck Toy a hit in Japan

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Postby Takechanpoo » Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:44 pm

another one
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Postby Russell » Sat Mar 24, 2012 7:41 pm

Where is the Cherry 2000 when you need one?

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Postby Coligny » Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:50 pm

Russell wrote:Where is the Cherry 2000 when you need one?



Check the realdoll catalog d00d...
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Postby gaijinpunch » Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:24 am

Ass sphincter says what?
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:20 am

Coligny wrote:Just when we could safely assume that Becky Cruel was dead, the brits counter attack with this...


Her facebook page has a photo foto of her and Beckii Cruel on it.\

She's only 15. Another couple years when the puppy fat in her cheeks goes away, she'll move on to gravure and then it's straight AV for her. Especially if 'Mommy' is so supportive of her involved in all things Japanese.
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Postby Coligny » Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:58 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:She's only 15. Another couple years when the puppy fat in her cheeks goes away, she'll move on to gravure and then it's straight AV for her. Especially if 'Mommy' is so supportive of her involved in all things Japanese.


You think like meee... we have to start a business of somekind together...

Turn the clinic into a brothel and you can be the Madam ?

(The room arrangement being 10000 times more fitted for brothel/lovehotel things than for regular living quarter anyway...)
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Postby tone » Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:34 pm

talk about something being unwatchable

this girl should hopefully cash in quick and learn to not give a fuck because its going to be all downhill very soon. trying to act like a doll is a recipe for some nasty failing towards the end of this "career"
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Postby legion » Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:45 am

tone wrote:talk about something being unwatchable

this girl should hopefully cash in quick and learn to not give a fuck because its going to be all downhill very soon. trying to act like a doll is a recipe for some nasty failing towards the end of this "career"


she already has cashed in, that is a fairly unsubtle promotional video
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Postby Coligny » Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:17 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:15-year-old Living Doll is YouTube's Controversial New Star
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I don't know if she's really a hit in Japan but one can assume.


I just realised that this second video seems to have been taped at your local IKEA store...
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Postby matsuki » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:49 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:She's only 15. Another couple years when the puppy fat in her cheeks goes away, she'll move on to gravure and then it's straight AV for her. Especially if 'Mommy' is so supportive of her involved in all things Japanese.


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Postby gaijinpunch » Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:02 pm

Slightly OT here, if you want to see the definition of creepy, watch the BBC special "Guys & Dolls".
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:24 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:She's only 15. Another couple years when the puppy fat in her cheeks goes away, she'll move on to gravure and then it's straight AV for her. Especially if 'Mommy' is so supportive of her involved in all things Japanese.


Are you kidding? There's no such thing as only 15 in Japan. Shit, at 15, she's already borderline over-the-hill by the standards of this cuntry. They aren't interested in anything remotely close to being legal. (Not that they'd touch it anyway).

In a couple of years, she'd be eligible for an otaku idol pension (providing, of course, that her pension records haven't been "lost.")
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:11 am

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i love the comments to her videos. the level of retarded is just superb.

and she uses comic sans ms... the font of church newsletters and paedos! outstanding!!
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:23 am

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jesus christ... if ever there was an excuse for forced sterilisation...
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Postby Coligny » Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:05 am

or retroactive abortion...

But... waitaminint... she's not takin a retarded english accent on purpose, she seems to be talking a krauter based dialect mit unser mutter... (shivurz...)

(say what'ya will... bit her tips on anal bleaching are excellent, buncha h4t3rz)
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Postby plaid_knight » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:38 pm

Becoming a doll, huh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCLhGj-DQ_o (start from 01:42)
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:49 pm

Coligny wrote:But... waitaminint... she's not takin a retarded english accent on purpose, she seems to be talking a krauter based dialect mit unser mutter


From the article:

Palermo is actually Austrian, Swiss and Hungarian
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:17 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:From the article:
Palermo is actually Austrian, Swiss and Hungarian


it's also the administrative capital of sicily. bastard child of a mobster maybe?
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Postby Coligny » Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:15 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:From the article:


You know who else was austrian...

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And from Hungary:

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Now, I don't want to know where the 3rd one putted his dick...
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Postby Coligny » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:56 pm

Marion Marechal nous voila !

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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:10 pm

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Postby Coligny » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:46 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:these girls aren't older than 12 or 14 at the most.


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Thanks for joining the thread d00dette...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:49 pm

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Postby Coligny » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:51 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:The scrawny bruised legs are especially creepy.


Yeah, only Miki Ando looks hot with bruises...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:55 pm

Coligny wrote:Miki Ando looks hot.


Does not compute. :confused:
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:13 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:The scrawny bruised legs are especially creepy.


'dakota rose' is the younger sister of someone called 'kiki kannibal', who had 15 minutes of myspace celebrity before she found an internet boyfriend who raped her.

fuck me the world is fantastic!
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EDIT:this is awesome...
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i like this one better than Venus Angelic!
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