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Postby Coligny » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:19 pm

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Postby Russell » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:30 pm

Just wondering how much time it takes before these crows figure out that they can easily trash that falcon by attacking it together. Intelligent birds...
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Postby Coligny » Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:14 am

Russell wrote:Just wondering how much time it takes before these crows figure out that they can easily trash that falcon by attacking it together. Intelligent birds...


And then gang rape the schoolgirl... you pretty much guessed all my script... :-(
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Postby yanpa » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:04 am

Misato, who freely manipulates falcons

I am not sure I want to know what this involves.
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Postby BigInJapan » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:40 am

Russell wrote:Just wondering how much time it takes before these crows figure out that they can easily trash that falcon by attacking it together. Intelligent birds...
Yep, case in point - a few weeks ago I watched two crows attack a hawk that was flying away from the nearby reservoir with a large fish in its talons. The crows divebombed the hawk, causing it to drop the fish, then they kept it from picking it up.

My neighbourhood could use the services of that girl at the moment as we are currently infested with crows because the surrounding rice fields are being plowed (unearthing tons of bugs and other goodies that the crows crave).
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Postby gaijinpunch » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:57 am

Coligny wrote:And then gang rape the schoolgirl... you pretty much guessed all my script... :-(


And how are they supposed to gang rape a Japanese school girl w/o tentacles, or being fully animated?
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Postby Coligny » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:29 am

gaijinpunch wrote:And how are they supposed to gang rape a Japanese school girl w/o tentacles, or being fully animated?


They combine into Voltron... or Crowtron... or Rapeman...

DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S AN IMPORTANT PLOT POINT FOR A CHEAP PR0N MOVIE ?

We'll put an actor with a crotchless black jumpsuit, fake crowhead and fake wings tied to his arms...

HAPPY WITH THE EXPLANASHIUN ?
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Postby Greji » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:25 am

Coligny wrote:They combine into Voltron... or Crowtron... or Rapeman...

DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S AN IMPORTANT PLOT POINT FOR A CHEAP PR0N MOVIE ?

We'll put an actor with a crotchless black jumpsuit, fake crowhead and fake wings tied to his arms...

HAPPY WITH THE EXPLANASHIUN ?

No, why hire an actor? If you just put a couple of X's in front of the title, I'd do her and the bird for nothing.....
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Postby CrankyBastard » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:42 am

Greji wrote:No, why hire an actor? If you just put a couple of X's in front of the title, I'd do her and the bird for nothing.....
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Postby AlbertSiegel » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:57 am

She reminds me of this video game I used to play when I was a kid. I must be getting old, it's been so long since I've played a video game. I might hit up an arcade and get my ass kicked by an 8 year old for old time's sake.

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Postby IparryU » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:05 pm

Nakaruru i think...

She is also in Capcom vs SNK 1 & 2
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Postby Yokohammer » Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:54 pm

AlbertSiegel wrote:She reminds me of this video game I used to play when I was a kid. I must be getting old, it's been so long since I've played a video game. I might hit up an arcade and get my ass kicked by an 8 year old for old time's sake.

Video games when you were a kid. Getting old ...

Nope.

You're not getting old unless you didn't even have video games as a kid.
More to the point, "video" didn't exist when you were a kid.
TV was B&W and live or film.

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Postby Coligny » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:18 pm

AlbertSiegel wrote:She reminds me of this video game I used to play when I was a kid. I must be getting old, it's been so long since I've played a video game. I might hit up an arcade and get my ass kicked by an 8 year old for old time's sake.

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Second time I see this posted today... still don't know where it comes from. The design make me think late 80 early 90'...

I'm sure I should have hurd aboot it since I still listen to StarFox and Axelay soundtrack when I need to stay awake while driving...
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Postby Kanchou » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:36 pm

I wanted to be a falconer when I was 13. But there was noooo way it was going to happen... I didn't have the money (and in retrospect I severely underestimated how much it would take) and the nearest falconer (you have to do an apprenticeship) was hours away.

Plus I probably would have gotten bored with it just like any kid does with a new pet...
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Postby Coligny » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:47 pm

Kanchou wrote:Plus I probably would have gotten bored with it just like any kid does with a new pet...

From my experience with insane cats. When said pet can leave you waking up with your intestine spread all over the bedsheets you absolutely never neither get bored nor sleep well or too deeply (17 years and counting, but aging prematurely).
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Postby CrankyBastard » Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:09 pm

Yokohammer wrote:Video games when you were a kid. Getting old ...

Nope.

You're not getting old unless you didn't even have video games as a kid.
More to the point, "video" didn't exist when you were a kid.
TV was B&W and live or film.

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First TV I got was in 1959, a 14" Bush, if I remember correctly.
I bought it for my parents with the pay-off from my first ship.
I also bought myself a "teddy-boy outfit to pull the birds."
Games were something kids played outside.
If I'd have heard the word, "video" back then, I'd probably have thought it was Spanish for a sexually transmitted disease.
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Postby Yokohammer » Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:50 pm

CrankyBastard wrote:If I'd have heard the word, "video" back then, I'd probably have thought it was Spanish for a sexually transmitted disease.
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Postby gaijinpunch » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:19 am

Coligny wrote:Second time I see this posted today... still don't know where it comes from. The design make me think late 80 early 90'...


I never was into 2D fighters, but I think this is from Samurai Spirits.

A word of warning that a Google image search will show you the later iterations, which were clearly made after all game characters had to be fap-material.
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Postby Coligny » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:35 am

gaijinpunch wrote:I never was into 2D fighters, but I think this is from Samurai Spirits.

A word of warning that a Google image search will show you the later iterations, which were clearly made after all game characters had to be fap-material.


Sort of started with "Street Fighter 2" and Chun Li's helicopter kick...

The real trouble started with Dead Or Alive... when the fighting part of the game became less than an hurried up after though and boob motion physics got most of the dev time...
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Postby IparryU » Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:10 pm

Now it is SkullGirls (cuming out on PSN and XBLA at 10am US west coast time)

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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:53 pm

Coligny wrote:Sort of started with "Street Fighter 2" and Chun Li's helicopter kick...

The real trouble started with Dead Or Alive... when the fighting part of the game became less than an hurried up after though and boob motion physics got most of the dev time...


Summer of 1991. There was a Street Fighter II game in the lobby of the dorms. I spent $200 in quarters that summer.

And yeah, it was Chun-Li's Spinning Bird Kick that caught me. Then Ryu's Hadoken. I felt so accomplished when I was able to pull it off at will.
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Postby matsuki » Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:45 am

SDH "cut your dick off! It's only going to get you in more trouble!"
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