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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:06 pm

•I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery.•
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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:53 pm

Why not just wear a camisole? They are comfortable and usually made of light fabric. Girls like to layer two or three here in Japan for that certain "look".
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:56 pm

That would be Maude Flanders.

Anyway, what a stupid product. If you don't want to show cleavage, don't buy shirts that are low cut.
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Postby Kanchou » Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:18 pm

I've seen the same product on American TV a few years ago... for the same purpose.

If you don't want to have an akward boner, don't buy tight-cut jeans! lol

It's ironic how women's fashion is designed so well to show off just the right amount under normal conditions, yet exposes so much more under any other condition.
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Postby Netherlander » Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:27 pm

wtf?
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Postby Netherlander » Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:29 pm

I saw a funny You Tube clip of this. I don't know how to embed on this site. Could somebody please post the video. It's hilarious. The title is "Cami Secret Parody (Boob Apron) "
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:34 pm

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LOL! I was just talking to a friend about this chick we know who wears low-cut shirts showing off her sweater-puppies, only to wrap them up in the little librarian sweater she wears all the fucking time the second someone notices how gifted she is..."Look at me! Oh, you cad!":shake:
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:35 pm

"Cleavage" and "Japan" ...
...something doesn't compute.
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Postby Russell » Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:37 pm

I would like to see the sales figures of this product, and even more who is buying it.

In some cases, though, it may be useful.

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Postby Coligny » Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:52 pm

Russell wrote:I would like to see the sales figures of this product, and even more who is buying it.

In some cases, though, it may be useful.

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Accccchhhhh sheisse... can you put a disclaimer before posting female kraut picturez please...
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Postby Coligny » Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:54 pm

Kanchou wrote:I've seen the same product on American TV a few years ago... for the same purpose.

If you don't want to have an akward boner, don't buy tight-cut jeans! lol

It's ironic how women's fashion is designed so well to show off just the right amount under normal conditions, yet exposes so much more under any other condition.


Yet a real Lady never shows her underwear unintentionnally...

(but proper manners training have to start early... OMUTSUSHIRAAAA !!!)
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Postby Russell » Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:00 pm

Coligny wrote:Accccchhhhh sheisse... can you put a disclaimer before posting female kraut picturez please...

Well, at least she is trying to look French...
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Postby IparryU » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:39 am

why are girls so contradictory when it comes to self exposure?

Some wear short skirts and spend half the day making sure no one can see their knickers... get a longer skirt? No? you wanna look fashionable? then don't fret when people try to take a peak!

But then you get the occasional prick tease who bends over and looks at you just to piss you off...

I love this cuntry...
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Postby cstaylor » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:43 am

Taro Toporific wrote:"Cleavage" and "Japan" ...
...something doesn't compute.

Yeah, the line, "move along, nothing to see here" applies. :wink:
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Postby cstaylor » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:44 am

Russell wrote:Well, at least she is trying to look French...

I _do_ see the resemblance to DSK. :wink:
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Postby Netherlander » Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:14 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:LOL! I was just talking to a friend about this chick we know who wears low-cut shirts showing off her sweater-puppies, only to wrap them up in the little librarian sweater she wears all the fucking time the second someone notices how gifted she is..."Look at me! Oh, you cad!":shake:


Thanks for posting the clip!:)
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Postby matsuki » Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:31 am

IparryU wrote:why are girls so contradictory when it comes to self exposure?

Some wear short skirts and spend half the day making sure no one can see their knickers... get a longer skirt? No? you wanna look fashionable? then don't fret when people try to take a peak!

But then you get the occasional prick tease who bends over and looks at you just to piss you off...

I love this cuntry...


LOL, they can try but they can't hide...their knickers that is. One can only hope what lies beneath doesn't bring to mind afros with headgear. (or even worse, dreadlocks with headgear)

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Postby Greji » Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:52 pm

Coligny wrote:Yet a real Lady never shows her underwear unintentionnally...

None of those I run with, wear any......
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Postby Coligny » Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:56 pm

Greji wrote:None of those I run with, wear any......
:cool:


Told youz guys to stay away from mah mom, she ain't clean...
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Postby Greji » Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:24 am

Coligny wrote:Told youz guys to stay away from mah mom, she ain't clean...

Ahh, comeon Coligny! Be nice. She really wasn't that funky....
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Postby matsuki » Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:01 am

Greji wrote:Ahh, comeon Coligny! Be nice. She really wasn't that funky....
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Don't let the Febreze fool you ;)
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Postby Coligny » Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:31 pm

[quote="chokonen888"]Don't let the [s]Febreze[/s] gasoline fool you ]
Don't overestimate my mum standards... why wasting expensive febreeze when an old rag soaked in diesel can nearly attain the same result...
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Postby Greji » Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:05 pm

Coligny wrote:Don't overestimate my mum standards... why wasting expensive febreeze when an old rag soaked in diesel can nearly attain the same result...

That is quite a good scent. Kinda catchy don't ya think....
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Postby Coligny » Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:29 pm

Greji wrote:That is quite a good scent. Kinda catchy don't ya think....
:cool:


Yeah and a real good darwinian match for a chain smoking habit...
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Postby Russell » Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:59 am

Coligny wrote:Accccchhhhh sheisse... can you put a disclaimer before posting female kraut picturez please...

Some German females are in for quite some fun, though.

The problem is, how to get out.
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Postby Greji » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:26 pm

Russell wrote:
The problem is, how to get out.

I should be so lucky! Lock me up Lady immediately, if not sooner!
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