Incontinental Drift...LDP picks Dire Rear Abe again

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Shinzo Abe puts the "dent" into president as he re-ass-umes the helm of the good shit LDP.
A war responsibility/comfort woman denier notorious for telling his Japanese audience one thing (usually hard-line BS) and foreign dignitaries another (usually hardcore BS) has seemingly earned another shot at the premiership he gave up in disgrace five years ago following uncontrollable diarrhea. Not sure whether it was verbal or anal.

[cstaylor]

Shinzo Abe puts the "dent" into president as he re-ass-umes the helm of the good shit LDP.
A war responsibility/comfort woman denier notorious for telling his Japanese audience one thing (usually hard-line BS) and foreign dignitaries another (usually hardcore BS) has seemingly earned another shot at the premiership he gave up in disgrace five years ago following uncontrollable diarrhea. Not sure whether it was verbal or anal.

Will he play Hindenburg to the Hashist?

[Samurai_Jerk]

Not sure whether it was verbal or anal.

The two aren't mutually exclusive.

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Will he play Hindenburg to the Hashist?

Don't know about Paul, but he's certainly got enough hot air to fill a dirigible...(if he can hold it in instead of shitting it out is another matter...)

[cstaylor]

From the NYTimes

Opinion polls suggest that it will need a coalition partner and Abe has made it clear he is eyeing a possible tie-up with a party led by populist Osaka Mayor Toru Hashimoto, which critics say is tapping simmering nationalist sentiment.

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From the NYTimes

Opinion polls suggest that it will need a coalition partner and Abe has made it clear he is eyeing a possible tie-up with a party led by populist Osaka Mayor Toru Hashimoto, which critics say is tapping simmering nationalist sentiment.

Oh, fucking lovely....

Perhaps this will help Dishonest Abe to prepare to take office...

[Coligny]

Oh, fucking lovely....

Just when you though shit couldn't get anyworse...

[cstaylor]

Osaka Mayor’s Radical Message Has Broad Appeal in a Weary Japan

“Mr. Hashimoto has appeared at a time when discontent at Japan’s collusive politics is building” toward an eruption, said Katsuhito Yokokume, a lawmaker from Tokyo who quit the governing Democratic Party last year and wants to join Mr. Hashimoto. “The people feel betrayed by established political parties.”

Any chance this will be their campaign slogan?

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Osaka Mayor’s Radical Message Has Broad Appeal in a Weary Japan

“Mr. Hashimoto has appeared at a time when discontent at Japan’s collusive politics is building” toward an eruption, said Katsuhito Yokokume, a lawmaker from Tokyo who quit the governing Democratic Party last year and wants to join Mr. Hashimoto. “The people feel betrayed by established political parties.”

Any chance this will be their campaign slogan?

The LDP is obviously aware of what happens when you don't dilute the gene pool...look at the people on it's logo. Even the extras from Deliverance would laugh at those inbreds.

[Coligny]

The LDP is obviously aware of what happens when you don't dilute the gene pool...look at the people on it's logo. Even the extras from Deliverance would laugh at those inbreds.

And at least they can play banjo...

Which make me think...

Mominlaw is practicing j-banjo again these day... shoulda'be'worry (and squeel like a pig ?) ?

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Mominlaw is practicing j-banjo again these day... shoulda'be'worry (and squeel like a pig ?) ?

Now that you mention it, this cuntry is full of mongoloids...


Ouch! I'm gonna get sent to hell for that one...

[Coligny]

Mominlaw is practicing j-banjo again these day... shoulda'be'worry (and squeel like a pig ?) ?

Now that you mention it, this cuntry is full of mongoloids...


Ouch! I'm gonna get sent to hell for that one...

In my neck of the woods it's cerebral palsy... you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a cripple... (not that I tried...)

go ahead, make my day... but check your ejector seat first, you will need it

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Mominlaw is practicing j-banjo again these day... shoulda'be'worry (and squeel like a pig ?) ?

Now that you mention it, this cuntry is full of mongoloids...


Ouch! I'm gonna get sent to hell for that one...

In my neck of the woods it's cerebral palsy... you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a cripple... (not that I tried...)

go ahead, make my day... but check your ejector seat first, you will need it

I'm already filled with self-hate for continuing this line of conversation, but I'll end by warning you to watch out if your Mom Outlaw starts playing "Yankee Doodle Dandy" piecemeal while waiting for someone else to fill in the missing parts and then giggling and drooling when it all starts to come together...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Mominlaw is practicing j-banjo again these day... shoulda'be'worry (and squeel like a pig ?) ?

Now that you mention it, this cuntry is full of mongoloids...


Ouch! I'm gonna get sent to hell for that one...

In my neck of the woods it's cerebral palsy... you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a cripple... (not that I tried...)

go ahead, make my day... but check your ejector seat first, you will need it

I'm already filled with self-hate for continuing this line of conversation, but I'll end by warning you to watch out if your Mom Outlaw starts playing "Yankee Doodle Dandy" piecemeal while waiting for someone else to fill in the missing parts and then giggling and drooling when it all starts to come together...

"Yankee Doodle Dandy"? WTF?

[Coligny]

Let me help ya:



But ah prefer Johnny comes marching home:


But not shure if it render well on a banjo...

[cstaylor]

Yankee Doodle Dandy = an insult perpetuated by the British during colonial days that Americans finally appropriated for themsevles after we kicked their Hessian mercenaries out (with the vital assistance of the French navy)

Johnny comes marching home = Don't go there. I wonder what songs the remaining French troops sang to keep themselves warm as they fled from Russia?

[cstaylor]

Best Yankee Doodle quote:

I know only two tunes: one of them is "Yankee Doodle," and the other isn't.

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Yankee Doodle Dandy = an insult perpetuated by the British during colonial days that Americans finally appropriated for themsevles...

Just thought I'd better let you know that outside of the Untied States it's still regarded as an insult...

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But ah prefer Johnny comes marching home:

I learned this one when I was a Boy Scout...except we sang about 3 German Officers (who, judging by the lyrics, were probably in Marshall Poontang's Vichy at the time...)

[cstaylor]

Just thought I'd better let you know that outside of the Untied States it's still regarded as an insult...

Insult or sour grapes?

[cstaylor]

I learned this one when I was a Boy Scout...except we sang about 3 German Officers (who, judging by the lyrics, were probably in Marshall Poontang's Vichy at the time...)

I thought you were going to say, "when I was appointed by the Queen as an adviser to the Confederacy".

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Just thought I'd better let you know that outside of the Untied States it's still regarded as an insult...

Insult or sour grapes?

Probably lots of both, depending on the day.

[Taro Toporific]

Shinzo Abe puts the "dent" into president as he re-ass-umes the helm of the good shit LDP...

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[Coligny]

Mah explosive diahrea... let me showz youz it...

[Russell]