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Vote for Kim Jong Un!!!

Postby Russell » Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:29 am

Democratic Whoopsy: Kim Jong-Un and Mohamed Morsey Lead Time’s ‘Person Of The Year’ Poll

The Internet has a hard time taking things seriously and will happily enact silly vengeance on websites daring enough to leave important tasks up to a vote. Time’s coveted “Person of the Year” poll has been hijacked by thousands of pranksters who have voted up the not-so democratic icons, North Korea’s Kim Jong-Un and Egypt’s Mohamed Morsey. The up votes could be legitimate exercise in satire, punishing Time for even floating the idea of those two in a poll next to Obama and brave political dissidents. But, if Morsey–or worse, Kim–actually wins the poll, Time will have egg on its face (both Kim and Morsey have nearly twice the number of votes as 3rd place).

Time’s Person of the Year is a heralded tradition in American media, the winner showered with headlines. Last year, Mark Zuckerberg’s cover, selected over of Wikileaks’ Julian Assange, sparked a political firestorm about privacy and even a Saturday Night Live skit mocking the ironic choice. Suffice to say, each year, Time has the rare honor of choosing a topic for national dialog.

Time’s annual poll, which supplements the “Person of the Year” with a Who’s Who? list in politics, business, and the arts, has also become a closely watched horse-race.

Cast your vote for Kim here...
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Re: Vote for Kim Jong Un!!!

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:49 am

Russell wrote:Democratic Whoopsy: Kim Jong-Un and Mohamed Morsey Lead Time’s ‘Person Of The Year’ Poll

The Internet has a hard time taking things seriously and will happily enact silly vengeance on websites daring enough to leave important tasks up to a vote. Time’s coveted “Person of the Year” poll has been hijacked by thousands of pranksters who have voted up the not-so democratic icons, North Korea’s Kim Jong-Un and Egypt’s Mohamed Morsey. The up votes could be legitimate exercise in satire, punishing Time for even floating the idea of those two in a poll next to Obama and brave political dissidents. But, if Morsey–or worse, Kim–actually wins the poll, Time will have egg on its face (both Kim and Morsey have nearly twice the number of votes as 3rd place).

Time’s Person of the Year is a heralded tradition in American media, the winner showered with headlines. Last year, Mark Zuckerberg’s cover, selected over of Wikileaks’ Julian Assange, sparked a political firestorm about privacy and even a Saturday Night Live skit mocking the ironic choice. Suffice to say, each year, Time has the rare honor of choosing a topic for national dialog.

Time’s annual poll, which supplements the “Person of the Year” with a Who’s Who? list in politics, business, and the arts, has also become a closely watched horse-race.

Cast your vote for Kim here...


Don't understand why they alleged TIME's vote has been hijacked. TIME has, in the past, selected as its Man of the Year (and it has been almost exclusively "Man") such superstars of democracy as Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin (multiple occasions), Ruhollah Khomeini, Deng Xiaoping (multiple occasions), Anwar Sadat, Vladamir Putin and numerous popes (as well as even George W Bush (multiple occasions)). None of the above have showed democratic attributes equivalent to Morsey, at least. TIME's selection of a democratic icon as its Man of the Year is as notable as its selection of non-democratic icons.
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Re: Vote for Kim Jong Un!!!

Postby Mock Cockpit » Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:11 pm

Yeah too right SDH, it's not "Good Man of the Year" so there's still hope for us yet!
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Re: Vote for Kim Jong Un!!!

Postby GomiGirl » Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:48 pm

Shouldn't that be Kim Jong Ewww?
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Re: Vote for Kim Jong Un!!!

Postby kagemusha » Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:08 pm

No need to vote - according to the Chinese (and The Onion) the guy is the sexiest man alive

China paper carries Onion Kim Jong-un 'heart-throb' spoof

"With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-born heart-throb is every woman's dream come true," the People's Daily quoted The Onion as saying.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-20518929
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Re: Vote for Kim Jong Un!!!

Postby sublight » Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:10 pm

Seems like a reasonable next step considering the other accolades he's received.

Chinese paper congratulates Kim Jong Un on being named ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ by the Onion
In a hilarious if increasingly common example of a real newspaper taking a satirical newspaper seriously, the People's Daily—the website for the Communist Party of China's newspaper—published a story on Tuesday congratulating North Korean leader Kim Jong Un on being named 2012's "Sexiest Man Alive" by the Onion.

"With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman's dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper's editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile," it said.
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Re: Vote for Kim Jong Un!!!

Postby sublight » Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:11 pm

Damn you, Kagemusha! Beat me by 2 minutes.
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Re: Vote for Kim Jong Un!!!

Postby kagemusha » Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:21 pm

sublight wrote:Damn you, Kagemusha! Beat me by 2 minutes.


Strange, that is exactly what my missus told me the other night
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Re: Vote for Kim Jong Un!!!

Postby GomiGirl » Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:31 pm

kagemusha wrote:
sublight wrote:Damn you, Kagemusha! Beat me by 2 minutes.


Strange, that is exactly what my missus told me the other night


Bada-bing, bada-boom.. :keyboardcoffee:
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Re: Vote for Kim Jong Un!!!

Postby Russell » Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:26 am

Looks like Kim is going viral overwhelmingly.

Current Top-3:

1. Kim Jong Un, For: 1,922,785, Against: 93,321
2. Mohamed Morsi, For: 353,211, Against: 624,318
3. Malala Yousafzai, For: 164,817, Against: 40,622

That gives him a good chance to make it into the same list as the worst dictators and a few popes.

Kind an accomplishment for being in power such a short time.
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Re: Vote for Kim Jong Un!!!

Postby yanpa » Sun Dec 02, 2012 4:43 pm

The other contenders also haven't recently discovered a genuine unicorn lair in their capital cities.
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Re: Vote for Kim Jong Un!!!

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:27 pm

kagemusha wrote:No need to vote - according to the Chinese (and The Onion) the guy is the sexiest man alive

China paper carries Onion Kim Jong-un 'heart-throb' spoof

"With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-born heart-throb is every woman's dream come true," the People's Daily quoted The Onion as saying.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-20518929


There's an interesting take by a couple of people interviewed for this NPR report. Basically they say that his might not be a mistake but a way of subtly making fun of NK without getting in trouble with the big boys in the CCP.
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Re: Vote for Kim Jong Un!!!

Postby kagemusha » Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:33 pm

yanpa wrote:The other contenders also haven't recently discovered a genuine unicorn lair in their capital cities.


Fools, the only lair they might find up there belongs to Dr. Evil...
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Re: Vote for Kim Jong Un!!!

Postby Coligny » Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:52 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
kagemusha wrote:No need to vote - according to the Chinese (and The Onion) the guy is the sexiest man alive

China paper carries Onion Kim Jong-un 'heart-throb' spoof

"With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-born heart-throb is every woman's dream come true," the People's Daily quoted The Onion as saying.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-20518929


There's an interesting take by a couple of people interviewed for this NPR report. Basically they say that his might not be a mistake but a way of subtly making fun of NK without getting in trouble with the big boys in the CCP.



from a country who mistook a blowup doll twinhole insert with a mutated mushroom... i don't have these kind of hope... they might just really be dumb as fuck...
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Re: Vote for Kim Jong Un!!!

Postby TennoChinko » Sun Dec 09, 2012 4:47 pm

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packa ... 11,00.html

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Re: Vote for Kim Jong Un!!!

Postby Russell » Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:14 pm

Still counting, but according to my calculations Kim has currently 27.11% of the vote. :shock:

That must be a severe disappointment for him, used as he is to elections in which at least 101% of the votes go to the winner...
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Re: Vote for Kim Jong Un!!!

Postby Mock Cockpit » Sun Dec 09, 2012 11:33 pm

Is it bad I don't know who half those people are?
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Re: Vote for Kim Jong Un!!!

Postby Coligny » Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:14 am

Mock Cockpit wrote:Is it bad I don't know who half those people are?


Maybe not, are you republikun ?
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Re: Vote for Kim Jong Un!!!

Postby Mock Cockpit » Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:00 am

Coligny wrote:
Mock Cockpit wrote:Is it bad I don't know who half those people are?


Maybe not, are you republikun ?
Republicunt? There's no republi about it!
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Re: Vote for Kim Jong Un!!!

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:06 pm

N. Korea duped again by hackers on Time’s Person of the Year
Asia Daily Wire 20 December 2012
Apparently the “Sexiest Man Alive” is also Time Magazine’s Man of the Year, according to a new report by the Korean Central News Agency hailing their leader Kim Jong-un.
The young leader made headlines in recent days following a defiant rocket launch that successfully put a satellite into orbit and boosted Kim’s leadership, but North Korea’s state media failed to realize they were being duped by hackers and reported an online poll as fact, reports the Wall Street Journal. In fact, Time’s person of the year, announced today as Barack Obama, is not decided by poll but by its editors; this was merely a reader’s poll designed as a tie in with the main "prize"...
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Last month, China’s Communist Party newspaper ran a story claiming Kim has been named 2012′s Sexiest Man Alive after it mistook a satirical report from US website The Onion ...more...

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The Internet has a hard time taking things seriously and will happily enact silly vengeance on websites daring enough to leave important tasks up to a vote. Time’s coveted “Person of the Year” poll has been hijacked by thousands of pranksters who have voted up the not-so democratic icons, North Korea’s Kim Jong-Un and Egypt’s Mohamed Morsey. The up votes could be legitimate exercise in satire, punishing Time for even floating the idea of those two in a poll next to Obama and brave political dissidents. But, if Morsey–or worse, Kim–actually wins the poll, Time will have egg on its face (both Kim and Morsey have nearly twice the number of votes as 3rd place).

Time’s Person of the Year is a heralded tradition in American media, the winner showered with headlines. Last year, Mark Zuckerberg’s cover, selected over of Wikileaks’ Julian Assange, sparked a political firestorm about privacy and even a Saturday Night Live skit mocking the ironic choice. Suffice to say, each year, Time has the rare honor of choosing a topic for national dialog.

Time’s annual poll, which supplements the “Person of the Year” with a Who’s Who? list in politics, business, and the arts, has also become a closely watched horse-race.

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