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Choko's next hit list...

Postby Coligny » Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:09 pm

Behold “Tokyo’s 40 Cutest JKs” (/whatevur)

40-cutest-jks.jpg


As usual, bettur sloppy second those who got the Indiun's Seal of approval...

(Thanks to senkakucomplex for dragging us a littul lower everyday... http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2012/12/1 ... utest-jks/)
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Re: Choko's next hit list...

Postby yanpa » Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:16 pm

Sankaku Complex wrote:Behold “Tokyo’s 40 Cutest JKs”


Clearly this is some meaning of the word "cute" which I have not yet enountered. :???:
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Re: Choko's next hit list...

Postby matsuki » Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:32 pm

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Their contest, our eyes...whoever wins, we lose?

Most of dem gyaruz are anorexic twigs with enough makeup to plaster McTojo's ass only to be complimented by the best in deceptive photography/hair/clothes.....
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Re: Choko's next hit list...

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:39 pm

If they are JKs, you could theoretically be arrested for fucking any of them...
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Re: Choko's next hit list...

Postby Coligny » Wed Dec 12, 2012 6:45 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:If they are JKs, you could theoretically be arrested for fucking any of them...


I think anal would be legally OK... and there is that whole age of consent thing which is extremly volatile in Japan anyway...
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Re: Choko's next hit list...

Postby GomiGirl » Wed Dec 12, 2012 7:47 pm

I am impressed that there are only a couple of them giving a peace sign or other lame finger gestures that are normally considered, "cute". :???:
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Re: Choko's next hit list...

Postby Coligny » Wed Dec 12, 2012 9:16 pm

What impress me is to still have yellow fever after seeing this or the daily fauna...

Mah Yua Aida screensaver do marvels it seems...
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Re: Choko's next hit list...

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:07 am

Coligny wrote:What impress me is to still have yellow fever after seeing this or the daily fauna..


I'm with you...this is a fucken homely bunch. Mind you, I also have the advantage of finding this age group utterly unattractive for a variety of reasons, but mostly because they're the same age bracket as my youngest child, who still conjures up images for me even now of shitty nappies. Maybe things would be different if I were European, but that stuff doesn't do a thing for me....


....still got terminal YBF, though.
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Re: Choko's next hit list...

Postby matsuki » Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:46 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
Coligny wrote:What impress me is to still have yellow fever after seeing this or the daily fauna..


I'm with you...this is a fucken homely bunch. Mind you, I also have the advantage of finding this age group utterly unattractive for a variety of reasons, but mostly because they're the same age bracket as my youngest child, who still conjures up images for me even now of shitty nappies. Maybe things would be different if I were European, but that stuff doesn't do a thing for me....


....still got terminal YBF, though.


Youngest child? So wait, you mean I don't have to wait to go after the older one? :twisted:
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Re: Choko's next hit list...

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:02 pm

chokonen888 wrote:...the older one? :twisted:


She would eat you alive, mate...I keep you away from her for your own safety.
The others, you touch, I fucken mutilate you...but that's because I like you. :-D

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Re: Choko's next hit list...

Postby Coligny » Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:47 pm

Well... that was disturbing...
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Re: Choko's next hit list...

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:39 pm

Coligny wrote:Well... that was disturbing...


Aussie, Aussie, Aussie...oi, oi, oi! YOLO, mate!

See...anything can kill you in Straya.
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Re: Choko's next hit list...

Postby matsuki » Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:47 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:See...anything can kill you in Straya.


Even your iPhone :wink:

Aussie Police warn use of iPhone map could be “life threatening”

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Re: Choko's next hit list...

Postby matsuki » Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:50 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:...the older one? :twisted:


She would eat you alive, mate...I keep you away from her for your own safety.
The others, you touch, I fucken mutilate you...but that's because I like you. :-D


Just think, the spawn would still be half white, quarter injun, and quarter nihonjinron. Unfortunately we injuns also believe in the power of 4 though so I dunno if the Nihonjinron spirit would be as watered down as you might think :(
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Re: Choko's next hit list...

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:59 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Just think, the spawn would still be half white, quarter injun, and quarter nihonjinron. Unfortunately we injuns also believe in the power of 4 though so I dunno if the Nihonjinron spirit would be as watered down as you might think :(


Actually, the spawn would be all anuran because it means "frog's eggs," but...

No, no Japanese blood, and I suppose you won't take the Paddy factor into account?

Fair dinkum, my eldest is like the one in the above video. Fucken lunatic...just like Daddy. I would stay away from her for your own sake (she's probably a lezzo anyway).
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Re: Choko's next hit list...

Postby matsuki » Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:25 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:Just think, the spawn would still be half white, quarter injun, and quarter nihonjinron. Unfortunately we injuns also believe in the power of 4 though so I dunno if the Nihonjinron spirit would be as watered down as you might think :(


Actually, the spawn would be all anuran because it means "frog's eggs," but...

No, no Japanese blood, and I suppose you won't take the Paddy factor into account?

Fair dinkum, my eldest is like the one in the above video. Fucken lunatic...just like Daddy. I would stay away from her for your own sake (she's probably a lezzo anyway).


So what you're saying is.......I have a shot at a 3P? :wink:
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Re: Choko's next hit list...

Postby Coligny » Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:34 pm

chokonen888 wrote:
So what you're saying is.......I have a shot at a 3P? :wink:



I see the beginning of a great weekend here...

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:35 pm

chokonen888 wrote:So what you're saying is.......I have a shot at a 3P? :wink:


She'd probably make sure you never P again as long as you live...
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