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A stony dick too much

Postby Russell » Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:08 am

Shimane town demands pants for Michelangelo's David sculpture

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A replica of Michelangelo’s Renaissance sculpture David that was put up last summer is unnerving residents of a Japanese town, with some calling for the naked masterpiece to be given underpants.

Okuizumo town in western Shimane Prefecture received five-meter replicas of David and of Greek treasure the Venus de Milo, as donations from a businessman who hails from the area.

The statues were put up in a large public park that also includes a full-size running track, a baseball stadium, tennis courts, a mountain bike course and a play area with apparatus for children.

“Some people have told the town’s legislators that toddlers are afraid of the statues because they are so big and they appeared unexpectedly over the summer,” town official Yoji Morinaga told AFP.

“They are statues of unclothed humans, and such pieces of art work are very rare in our area. Some people apparently said the statues might not be good for their children,” he said.

While many locals have welcomed the new cultural additions to the mountainside town of fewer than 15,000 residents, some have asked for David to wear underwear to preserve his modesty, the Yomiuri Shimbun said.

“It is the first time we have had anything like this in our town. Perhaps people were perplexed,” Morinaga said.

The town believes over time residents will come to appreciate the value of the sculptures, which could be useful in school art classes and may one day become a sightseeing attraction, he said.

The original David is housed in the Accademia di Belle Arti, in Florence, Italy.

The Louvre in Paris is home to the armless Venus de Milo, which stands a little over two meters tall.
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Re: A stony dick too much

Postby Coligny » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:39 am

Fucking hicks, feed them radioactive rice from fukushima so the problem can darwin itself...
Also, give them the phone number of Toyohshi's city hall, the museum of art could do well with him across the entrance opposite of the statue of 2 lesbian making out...

statues of naked people might not be good for their children... yeah sure, think of the childrunz... you know what's not good for children either ? having fucking morons for parents... seems they are totally doomed in their shithole...

(no, seriously, there is some muff diving foreplay... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Toyoh ... Museum.jpg)
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Re: A stony dick too much

Postby yanpa » Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:00 am

Maybe it's a case of endowment envy?

An elegant, Japanese-style solution would be to create several frames containing squares of glass of varying hues and opacity, and hang these in front of the offending naughty bits.
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Postby wuchan » Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:06 am

if he needs boxers, venus needs a bra.


Isn't this the same country that allows children up to seven years old into the public bath of the opposite sex?
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Re: A stony dick too much

Postby McTojo » Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:33 pm

Russell wrote:Shimane town demands pants for Michelangelo's David sculpture

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A replica of Michelangelo’s Renaissance sculpture David that was put up last summer is unnerving residents of a Japanese town, with some calling for the naked masterpiece to be given underpants.

Okuizumo town in western Shimane Prefecture received five-meter replicas of David and of Greek treasure the Venus de Milo, as donations from a businessman who hails from the area.

The statues were put up in a large public park that also includes a full-size running track, a baseball stadium, tennis courts, a mountain bike course and a play area with apparatus for children.

“Some people have told the town’s legislators that toddlers are afraid of the statues because they are so big and they appeared unexpectedly over the summer,” town official Yoji Morinaga told AFP.

“They are statues of unclothed humans, and such pieces of art work are very rare in our area. Some people apparently said the statues might not be good for their children,” he said.

While many locals have welcomed the new cultural additions to the mountainside town of fewer than 15,000 residents, some have asked for David to wear underwear to preserve his modesty, the Yomiuri Shimbun said.

“It is the first time we have had anything like this in our town. Perhaps people were perplexed,” Morinaga said.

The town believes over time residents will come to appreciate the value of the sculptures, which could be useful in school art classes and may one day become a sightseeing attraction, he said.

The original David is housed in the Accademia di Belle Arti, in Florence, Italy.

The Louvre in Paris is home to the armless Venus de Milo, which stands a little over two meters tall.



The penis ain't the problem. He's non-Japanese. It should be removed. Hopefully by the Uyoku!
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Re: A stony dick too much

Postby kagemusha » Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:50 pm

A good picture for a caption mini marathon.
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Re: A stony dick too much

Postby Russell » Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:20 pm

yanpa wrote:Maybe it's a case of endowment envy?

Well, the ancient Greek were known to not overemphasize those anatomical details...
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Postby American Oyaji » Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:00 am

They're worried the womenfolk might get gaijin ideas.
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Re: A stony dick too much

Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:46 am

World Objects to Okuizumo’s Objection to Michelangelo’s David, “That Anime They Put Out Is OK, but David Isn’t?!”
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