Video of Best Korea taking over in 3 days!

[Taro Toporific]

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Best Korea defeats the South in 3 days, takes 150,000 Americans as prisoners, and Japan is next!

N. Korea could take South in 3 days, latest video claims
Stars and Stripes / March 25, 2013
SEOUL -- In the latest salvo of an intensive propaganda campaign, North Korea claims it could take control of South Korea in three days, releasing a video showing how it would steamroll the U.S. and South Korean militaries and take 150,000 Americans as prisoners.
The video concludes by essentially daring the U.S. and South Korea to elaborate on the various scenarios they are exploring during war games.
m0Ar!~

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Does that mean everyone would have to use snow to make their coffee?

[yanpa]

It would mean endless pointless rituals, everyone living in crappy apartments, overcrowded public transport, a rigid social hierarchy, state control over the economy, instructions being broadcast by loudspeakers...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

It would mean endless pointless rituals, everyone living in crappy apartments, overcrowded public transport, a rigid social hierarchy, state control over the economy, instructions being broadcast by loudspeakers...

信じられない！いったい、だれがそのような国に住みたいと思う？考えられない！

[BigInJapan]

In the latest salvo of an intensive propaganda campaign, North Korea claims it could take control of South Korea in three days, releasing a video showing how it would steamroll the U.S. and South Korean militaries and take 150,000 Americans as prisoners.

150,000 Americans in South Korea? Huh? There are only around 30,000 US troops officially in SK, so there must be 120,000 Merkuns working in English hagwons...

[Coligny]

best-korea.gif

Best Korea defeats the South in 3 days, takes 150,000 Americans as prisoners, and Japan is next!

N. Korea could take South in 3 days, latest video claims
Stars and Stripes / March 25, 2013
SEOUL -- In the latest salvo of an intensive propaganda campaign, North Korea claims it could take control of South Korea in three days, releasing a video showing how it would steamroll the U.S. and South Korean militaries and take 150,000 Americans as prisoners.
The video concludes by essentially daring the U.S. and South Korea to elaborate on the various scenarios they are exploring during war games.
m0Ar!~

So... like a better remake for Red Dawn 2012...

no difficult though... 2 hours youtube of dog taking dumps on a sidewalk would also be a better remake...

[matsuki]

It would mean endless pointless rituals, everyone living in crappy apartments, overcrowded public transport, a rigid social hierarchy, state control over the economy, instructions being broadcast by loudspeakers...

信じられない！いったい、だれがそのような国に住みたいと思う？考えられない！

Yeah, that doesn't sound familiar at all

[J.A.F.O]

Hmmm wonder if the ROK military is better nourished? than the NK's. I would kinda laugh if they got down to Seoul and saw plentiful food for the first time then just sorta disband.

NK's lining up at Mcdonalds LMAO. NK defeated by a "guns for groceries" program haha. Sorry its probably not that funny but I'm easily amused.

[Russell]

Hmmm wonder if the ROK military is better nourished? than the NK's. I would kinda laugh if they got down to Seoul and saw plentiful food for the first time then just sorta disband.

NK's lining up at Mcdonalds LMAO. NK defeated by a "guns for groceries" program haha. Sorry its probably not that funny but I'm easily amused.

No, it is funny.

But do you think they would recognize a McDonalds as a place that serves food?

[J.A.F.O]

oooh good point. Gonna have to start propagandizing the north with images of free food like I keep seeing that krazy NK "news" anchor talking about the demise of their enemies.

[Coligny]

No, it is funny.

But do you think they would recognize a McDonalds as a place that serves food?

Actually... population starving might be one of those topics where the funny don't reach me well...

[J.A.F.O]

I guess overexposure has numbed me.

My sensitivity to funny is directly proportional to blood alcohol content.

[Iraira]

oooh good point. Gonna have to start propagandizing the north with images of free food like I keep seeing that krazy NK "news" anchor talking about the demise of their enemies.

I spend most of my free time trying to imagine the outcome of the NK news anchor and the former Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf "Their infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Baghdad." having a child together.

[Coligny]

You think ab00t the child or ab00t them having crazy dictatorial porpragandist seks ?

[J.A.F.O]

crazy dictatorial porpragandist seks ?

ooh, Rule 34. Looking forward to this one.

[Iraira]

You think ab00t the child or ab00t them having crazy dictatorial porpragandist seks ?

I think about her bellicose rhetoric and his ability to weave poetic barbs of burning corpses lying under the stars in one of the cradles of civilization, and how their child would inherit all of that oratory power. I foresee future generations harnessing that power and using it to further the delusions that humankind has only begun to immerse itself within.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

You think ab00t the child or ab00t them having crazy dictatorial porpragandist seks ?

I think about her bellicose rhetoric and his ability to weave poetic barbs of burning corpses lying under the stars in one of the cradles of civilization, and how their child would inherit all of that oratory power. I foresee future generations harnessing that power and using it to further the delusions that humankind has only begun to immerse itself within.

Wow!

I just see them getting hungry enough to eat the kid....

[matsuki]

Best Korea just got two nuke loaded B2 batwings hovering overhead...

[matsuki]

Wow...how much further is this thing going to get before NK finally gets bombed back to...well, the heat from the resulting fires might actually be an improvement.

...or even better, start bombing the country with chicken mcnuggets in boxes that read "America loves you!"

[J.A.F.O]

Wow...how much further is this thing going to get before NK finally gets bombed back to...well, the heat from the resulting fires might actually be an improvement.

...or even better, start bombing the country with chicken mcnuggets in boxes that read "America loves you!"

LOL The real irony is that chicken nuggets are filled with so many preservatives and stabilizers they would probably kill undernourished people.

[Russell]

The real irony is that chicken nuggets are filled with so many preservatives and stabilizers they would probably kill undernourished people.

LOL. You're suggesting to drop freedom fries there instead?!?

[matsuki]

Analysts believe the North could launch 500,000 rounds of artillery on the South in the first hour of an attack.
But around the Itaewon base in Seoul - headquarters for 28,500 US soldiers - the atmosphere was calm. ''We're not even on alert,'' said one US officer.


Read more: http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/world/u ... z2P86fNUlK

[J.A.F.O]

The real irony is that chicken nuggets are filled with so many preservatives and stabilizers they would probably kill undernourished people.

LOL. You're suggesting to drop freedom fries there instead?!?

Not at all, chicken nuggets away.

Mc Humrats



but this is probably closer to what America will spend millions and millions on:
http://www.mreinfo.com/us/current/hdrs.html

[Andocrates]

And we thought the laughs died with Kim Jong-il.

[Russell]

That's one hell of a US soldier they're shooting at.

And he does not even shoot back...

[Ol Dirty Gaijin]

North Korea photoshop
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6705603/north-korean-photoshop-tutorial

[yanpa]

Norkoshop: How Pyongyang well and truly forked Adobe

[yanpa]

That's one hell of a US soldier they're shooting at.

And he does not even shoot back...

They'll be in for a shock when they find out US soldiers aren't made of paper.


Does anyone else apart from me find listening to Korean sounds like listening to nonsense Japanese?

ittan ie panda isoo, konna tairyo yonaka tonan wan shirase yo horitsu choudai

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Don't know about the language, but the atmosphere reminded me of the high school baseball at Koshien (albeit not quite as militaristic)...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Holy shit! I didn't realize they had archers. We're in trouble when they do finally decide to invade.