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Coligny wrote:Darwin is either on vacation or totally overworked...
Samurai_Jerk wrote:Coligny wrote:Darwin is either on vacation or totally overworked...
Wow. A Darwin reference. How hilariously original.
Wage Slave wrote:Samurai_Jerk wrote:Coligny wrote:Darwin is either on vacation or totally overworked...
Wow. A Darwin reference. How hilariously original.
Almost as creative and amusing as sledgehammer sarcasm.
Samurai_Jerk wrote:Wage Slave wrote:Samurai_Jerk wrote:Coligny wrote:Darwin is either on vacation or totally overworked...
Wow. A Darwin reference. How hilariously original.
Almost as creative and amusing as sledgehammer sarcasm.
Seriously though. Search on "darwin" and see how many posts Coligny has made.
I’ll never go into a favela again. I never imagined I would have guns pulled on me.
Isle of View wrote:I’ll never go into a favela again. I never imagined I would have guns pulled on me.
What was he thinking in going to a favela in the first place? J-guidebooks are usually very detailed. Don't they mention the risks of entering a favela on your own?
When I was in Brazil, I learned that Brazilians left their valuables at home when they went out, no watches, jewelry, cameras, etc., as it's an invitation to all too common robbery.
An American colleague and I were walking along the beach in Rio. We were stopped and frisked by the police.
The colleague had a Swiss Army knife on him. A cop confiscated it, claiming that the blade was too long.
Turns out it was pure BS, the blade was well under the legal length, the cop just wanted the knife.
So the colleague ended up being robbed by a Rio cop.
Samurai_Jerk wrote:Wage Slave wrote:Samurai_Jerk wrote:Coligny wrote:Darwin is either on vacation or totally overworked...
Wow. A Darwin reference. How hilariously original.
Almost as creative and amusing as sledgehammer sarcasm.
Seriously though. Search on "darwin" and see how many posts Coligny has made.
Coligny wrote:Samurai_Jerk wrote:Wage Slave wrote:Samurai_Jerk wrote:Coligny wrote:Darwin is either on vacation or totally overworked...
Wow. A Darwin reference. How hilariously original.
Almost as creative and amusing as sledgehammer sarcasm.
Seriously though. Search on "darwin" and see how many posts Coligny has made.
Muwahahaha... I foiled your plan...
Now that it's in mah signature 100% of my post contain 'Darwin'
I'm such a devious kitteh...
Tsuru wrote:I remember stories about Japanese journalists and filmcrews in Sao Paulo getting robbed blind during the grand prix.
Admittedly, much more exciting I imagine than only going from the hotel to the circuit and back, in the back of a taxivan with locked doors.
Samurai_Jerk wrote:Tsuru wrote:I remember stories about Japanese journalists and filmcrews in Sao Paulo getting robbed blind during the grand prix.
Admittedly, much more exciting I imagine than only going from the hotel to the circuit and back, in the back of a taxivan with locked doors.
It's worth the risk for those asses. But maybe not if you're Japanese. A J-dude I know told me he doesn't like Brazilian bubble butts because they're 硬そう. He said prefers a 垂れている Japanese ass. That's one of the few times I had to truly hold back from punching someone in the face just for having an opinion.
IparryU wrote:What is sexy about pancake asses? Just can't get it.
Samurai_Jerk wrote:IparryU wrote:What is sexy about pancake asses? Just can't get it.
Beats me. I can (almost) understand if you don't dig the full-on ghetto booty but not liking a nice, tight, round ass!?
Mike Oxlong wrote:Samurai_Jerk wrote:IparryU wrote:What is sexy about pancake asses? Just can't get it.
Beats me. I can (almost) understand if you don't dig the full-on ghetto booty but not liking a nice, tight, round ass!?
It's kinda the same deal whether it's j-birds or ones from the favela. Opening their mouths can pretty much ruin a perfectly good fantasy.
Samurai_Jerk wrote:Mike Oxlong wrote:Samurai_Jerk wrote:IparryU wrote:What is sexy about pancake asses? Just can't get it.
Beats me. I can (almost) understand if you don't dig the full-on ghetto booty but not liking a nice, tight, round ass!?
It's kinda the same deal whether it's j-birds or ones from the favela. Opening their mouths can pretty much ruin a perfectly good fantasy.
That all depends on why they're opening their mouths.
Isle of View wrote:What was he thinking in going to a favela in the first place?
Hijinx wrote:Isle of View wrote:What was he thinking in going to a favela in the first place?
Maybe he was hungry and confused favela with falafel.
yanpa wrote:Hijinx wrote:Isle of View wrote:What was he thinking in going to a favela in the first place?
Maybe he was hungry and confused favela with falafel.
I'd imagine the dozen citizens of this archipelago worldly-wise enough to have heard of falafel would have more sense than that.
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