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Vote 'GOT OTER UKI'!

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:11 pm

"GOT OTER UKI' (aka Goto Teruki) is obviously the ultimate candidate running in Chiyoda-ku, Tokyo this election.

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This year's poster with his name Goto Teruki in proper Japanese written over his privates is big improvement over his 2013 poster with the romanization of his name "GOT OTER UKI."
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Check out Goto's official website: http://gototeruki.web.fc2.com/etc/senky ... 50419.html
Information in English about his previous campaign platform at: http://tokyodesu.com/2013/01/30/chiyoda ... criminals/
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Re: Vote 'GOT OTER UKI'!

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:27 pm

I feel like naturalizing and moving back to Chiyoda just so I can vote for him.
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Re: Vote 'GOT OTER UKI'!

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:54 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I feel like naturalizing and moving back to Chiyoda just so I can vote for him.


“Worship the Imperial Household,” defend Yasukuni, and “make Akihabara a freak’s global holy place” doesn’t sound like much of an agenda to me.

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Re: Vote 'GOT OTER UKI'!

Postby matsuki » Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:06 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:I feel like naturalizing and moving back to Chiyoda just so I can vote for him.


“Worship the Imperial Household,” defend Yasukuni, and “make Akihabara a freak’s global holy place” doesn’t sound like much of an agenda to me.

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:keyboardcoffee:

Representing the masses of inbred ladyboy nationalists?

I still don't understand how best to deal with "I Love Japan" tards like this that probably don't even have a passport. Same as FG teenagers that know everything?
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Re: Vote 'GOT OTER UKI'!

Postby legion » Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:59 pm

mishima yukio lite
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Re: Vote 'GOT OTER UKI'!

Postby Coligny » Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:28 am

chokonen888 wrote:
Taro Toporific wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:I feel like naturalizing and moving back to Chiyoda just so I can vote for him.


“Worship the Imperial Household,” defend Yasukuni, and “make Akihabara a freak’s global holy place” doesn’t sound like much of an agenda to me.

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:keyboardcoffee:

Representing the masses of inbred ladyboy nationalists?

I still don't understand how best to deal with "I Love Japan" tards like this that probably don't even have a passport. Same as FG teenagers that know everything?



They could be called patriots if whut they claimed to love actually existed...
Will have to settle for delusionnal idiots...

BTW, teens DO know everything... It's just pristine, untested, refreshing knowledge...
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Re: Vote 'GOT OTER UKI'!

Postby matsuki » Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:28 am

Yesterday I came across one of those speaker trucks and an ambulance....want to guess which was louder? Fucking dangerous....
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Re: Vote 'GOT OTER UKI'!

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Apr 22, 2015 3:53 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
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I feel like naturalizing and moving back to Chiyoda just so I can vote for him.


Hard decision---You can also vote for the flaccid Spawn of Dr. Nakamats...

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Re: Vote 'GOT OTER UKI'!

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Apr 22, 2015 10:49 pm

" \Sawayaka Gorilla/ "
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" \さわやかゴリラ/ " 無SHUSEなAYAsuNOri (@mushuse_koyuki) April 20, 2015
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Re: Vote 'GOT OTER UKI'!

Postby matsuki » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:56 am

Sawayaka Gorilla Takeshi actually looks like a decent guy...
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Re: Vote 'GOT OTER UKI'!

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:17 am

Sawayaka Gorilla? Can I PLEASE change my user name?
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Re: Vote 'GOT OTER UKI'!

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:47 am

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There might be a Jedi running for mayor of Shibuya
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Postby matsuki » Thu Apr 23, 2015 3:15 pm

Jedi "Jokaaaa" Imajo, reporting for duty! (or is he Manson's long lost Japanese cousin?)
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:26 pm

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Re: Vote 'GOT OTER UKI'!

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Apr 24, 2015 12:22 am

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(Miyazaki City Council)

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Handwritten campaign of Hamasaki Shigeru(via)

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Re: Vote 'GOT OTER UKI'!

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Jul 20, 2016 2:12 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I feel like naturalizing and moving back to Chiyoda just so I can vote for him.


HE'S BACK!

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Campaign platform (Google Translate)

☆ protects the oldest male line imperial line world of imperial history 2676 years.
☆ Emperor introduces a presidential system in Japan on which is determined by the head of state (monarch) and the law of Japan.
After you have migrated ☆ in regional system, it separated into eight independent country that the Emperor is the head of state (monarch),
Create a Nippon Union (NU or JU).
☆ House of Councillors will be abolished.
☆ I'll do in the Tokyo Olympics abort or ultra-low cost.
☆ cancel the Tsukiji market relocation, and review.
☆ Toei Subway and stop the double payment associated with the transit of the Tokyo Metro, review the fee structure.
☆ to return to Yokota Air Base, to release the Yokota airspace, to recover the empty sovereignty of the metropolitan area.
☆ introduced exhaust gas tax, to spread the eco-car, we aim to exhaust Gasuzero.
☆ to the Tokyo much can comfortably jogging to ultra-clean city air.
☆ to the Tokyo sea to much can comfortably bathing in the ultra-clean sea, such as Okinawa.
☆ to the Tokyo of the river in the ultra-clean river to much can comfortably river water bath.
☆ create a world in the near future high-tech city of more than such as Dubai and Shanghai to Tokyo.
☆ will construct an office housing 500 meters or higher class of high-rise buildings of the integral.
☆ Edo Castle to rebuild the castle tower.
☆ create a world of skyscraper in Japan.
☆ more than TDL and USJ will create a purely domestic theme park of cartoon animation special effects, etc. of Japan.
☆ Japan ahead of the robot, such as the Gundam in the world will be developed.
☆ public university high school junior high school elementary school tuition, and all meal expenses to free.
☆ use the school lunch as possible ingredients of non-agricultural chemicals and food additives additive-free,
And the cooked rice lunch with a focus on Japanese.
☆ introduces the school breakfast to public school.
☆ you in the world that does not as much as possible use chemicals by introducing a pesticide use tax or food additive use taxes.
☆ stop the masochistic view of history, cultivate a healthy patriotism, and revamped the test of history textbooks.
☆ appropriate historical perspective as a Japanese, the national outlook, view of the world, we brought up the Japanese with three cans.
☆ 12-year-old in a quasi-adult, and the adult at the age of 15 (ceremony of attaining manhood). (Drinking, smoking, late-night work from the 20-year-old)
☆ right to vote at the age of 15, gives the right to be elected at the age of 18.
☆ Board of Education, and then dismantling the Japan Teachers' Union.
☆ mandate the vote of the election, and the deposit money of candidacy in uniform 100,000 yen.
☆ to compulsory education rescript and moral training, get back the good old Japanese morale.
☆ You boys all students karate, judo, to compulsory the rank acquisition of martial arts such as aikido.
☆ you to compulsory disaster drills.
☆ only once the orthodontic free.
☆ Japan of the number of universities is reduced to less than 100 schools, and the college to the real elite.
☆ to raise the birth rate of the Japanese, to increase the population to 150 million people.
☆ in order to protect Japan ness also opposed resolutely to the population increase due to foreign immigration.
☆ If you look in the world to protect the Japanese culture tradition is a minority, we will leave to future generations.
☆ and the minimum hourly wage of central Tokyo to 1,200 yen.
☆ depending on company size determines the minimum wage in the municipality unit rather than the State to enable change.
☆ principle, to abolish pensions and welfare, employment insurance, such as child allowance,
All will be paid every month 80,000 yen in low-income earners (the people). (Basic income introduced)
☆ welfare principle abolished, communal living in welfare facilities and social rehabilitation facilities to the poor and needy.
☆ excessive medical and nursing care, life-sustaining treatment is not.
☆ to legalize euthanasia (the death with dignity).
☆ history of from birth to death is everywhere Japan both in the hospital at home
The introduction of a common national Internet electronic medical records that can be grasped and mandatory.
☆ Imperial Japanese Constitution will create a purely domestic voluntary Constitution for the Japanese that is based on.
☆ and licking is not country around foreign countries to Japan.
☆ Japan the world's most strongly, the world gently, and then to the world's most interesting (beautiful) country.
☆ reduce debt about 1000 trillion yen in Japan to less than one-tenth, and soundness of the financial.
☆ while maintaining the Japan-US alliance, we aim to complete withdrawal of US forces in Japan.
☆ the anti-Japanese country and estranged, will create a pro-Japanese countries and pro-Japanese national community.
☆ wipe out domestic anti-Japanese molecules, the future Self-Defense Forces to the Japanese military, and nuclear-armed.
☆ founded the Japan version of the CIA and Japan version FBI.
☆ to realize the Yokohama and initiative.
☆ earthquake, tsunami and weather warfare terrorism (artificial earthquake weapons, etc.) and the measures.
☆ food self-sufficiency rate in Japan and the aim of energy self-sufficiency rate of 100% or more.
☆ until it is alternative energy of the nuclear power plant will take advantage of the nuclear power plant, to improve the safety of the nuclear power plant.
☆ Kuril Islands, southern Sakhalin, regained Takeshima.
☆ eliminates Japan privileges, such as through name system.
☆ gang was out on the road of the people will be thoroughly eliminated, but the heroism yakuza certifies.
☆ to legalize cannabis and revived the recovered cannabis industry the image of the country of Japan grass "cannabis".
☆ to the maximum sentence of stimulants such and obvious rape in the death penalty ☆ acknowledge the sting of the stimulant.
☆ erotic video and erotic book without mosaic, and legalize uncensored pornography, such as erotic cartoon.
☆ of sex industry legalized, it will introduce the customs porn tax.
☆ Reduce the pachinko parlors. Pachinko tax is also introduced.
☆ consumption tax, income tax, resident tax, and the income tax to be freely set by the thing and regions and generations, and the like.
☆ Single tax, obesity tax, foreign travel tax, pet tax, food loss tax on companies,
☆ a foreign culture tax on such Hollywood and Korean.
☆ consumption tax to the principle abolished, and revived the excise tax (luxury Shinazei).
☆ in annual income 10 billion yen or more of the religious corporation imposes a religious corporation tax.
☆ create a tax haven zones in sparsely populated areas of Japan.
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Re: Vote 'GOT OTER UKI'!

Postby Russell » Wed Jul 20, 2016 8:53 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:I feel like naturalizing and moving back to Chiyoda just so I can vote for him.


HE'S BACK!

vote-goto.jpg

Campaign platform (Google Translate)

☆ protects the oldest male line imperial line world of imperial history 2676 years.
☆ Emperor introduces a presidential system in Japan on which is determined by the head of state (monarch) and the law of Japan.
After you have migrated ☆ in regional system, it separated into eight independent country that the Emperor is the head of state (monarch),
Create a Nippon Union (NU or JU).
☆ House of Councillors will be abolished.
☆ I'll do in the Tokyo Olympics abort or ultra-low cost.
☆ cancel the Tsukiji market relocation, and review.
☆ Toei Subway and stop the double payment associated with the transit of the Tokyo Metro, review the fee structure.
☆ to return to Yokota Air Base, to release the Yokota airspace, to recover the empty sovereignty of the metropolitan area.
☆ introduced exhaust gas tax, to spread the eco-car, we aim to exhaust Gasuzero.
☆ to the Tokyo much can comfortably jogging to ultra-clean city air.
☆ to the Tokyo sea to much can comfortably bathing in the ultra-clean sea, such as Okinawa.
☆ to the Tokyo of the river in the ultra-clean river to much can comfortably river water bath.
☆ create a world in the near future high-tech city of more than such as Dubai and Shanghai to Tokyo.
☆ will construct an office housing 500 meters or higher class of high-rise buildings of the integral.
☆ Edo Castle to rebuild the castle tower.
☆ create a world of skyscraper in Japan.
☆ more than TDL and USJ will create a purely domestic theme park of cartoon animation special effects, etc. of Japan.
☆ Japan ahead of the robot, such as the Gundam in the world will be developed.
☆ public university high school junior high school elementary school tuition, and all meal expenses to free.
☆ use the school lunch as possible ingredients of non-agricultural chemicals and food additives additive-free,
And the cooked rice lunch with a focus on Japanese.
☆ introduces the school breakfast to public school.
☆ you in the world that does not as much as possible use chemicals by introducing a pesticide use tax or food additive use taxes.
☆ stop the masochistic view of history, cultivate a healthy patriotism, and revamped the test of history textbooks.
☆ appropriate historical perspective as a Japanese, the national outlook, view of the world, we brought up the Japanese with three cans.
☆ 12-year-old in a quasi-adult, and the adult at the age of 15 (ceremony of attaining manhood). (Drinking, smoking, late-night work from the 20-year-old)
☆ right to vote at the age of 15, gives the right to be elected at the age of 18.
☆ Board of Education, and then dismantling the Japan Teachers' Union.
☆ mandate the vote of the election, and the deposit money of candidacy in uniform 100,000 yen.
☆ to compulsory education rescript and moral training, get back the good old Japanese morale.
☆ You boys all students karate, judo, to compulsory the rank acquisition of martial arts such as aikido.
☆ you to compulsory disaster drills.
☆ only once the orthodontic free.
☆ Japan of the number of universities is reduced to less than 100 schools, and the college to the real elite.
☆ to raise the birth rate of the Japanese, to increase the population to 150 million people.
☆ in order to protect Japan ness also opposed resolutely to the population increase due to foreign immigration.
☆ If you look in the world to protect the Japanese culture tradition is a minority, we will leave to future generations.
☆ and the minimum hourly wage of central Tokyo to 1,200 yen.
☆ depending on company size determines the minimum wage in the municipality unit rather than the State to enable change.
☆ principle, to abolish pensions and welfare, employment insurance, such as child allowance,
All will be paid every month 80,000 yen in low-income earners (the people). (Basic income introduced)
☆ welfare principle abolished, communal living in welfare facilities and social rehabilitation facilities to the poor and needy.
☆ excessive medical and nursing care, life-sustaining treatment is not.
☆ to legalize euthanasia (the death with dignity).
☆ history of from birth to death is everywhere Japan both in the hospital at home
The introduction of a common national Internet electronic medical records that can be grasped and mandatory.
☆ Imperial Japanese Constitution will create a purely domestic voluntary Constitution for the Japanese that is based on.
☆ and licking is not country around foreign countries to Japan.
☆ Japan the world's most strongly, the world gently, and then to the world's most interesting (beautiful) country.
☆ reduce debt about 1000 trillion yen in Japan to less than one-tenth, and soundness of the financial.
☆ while maintaining the Japan-US alliance, we aim to complete withdrawal of US forces in Japan.
☆ the anti-Japanese country and estranged, will create a pro-Japanese countries and pro-Japanese national community.
☆ wipe out domestic anti-Japanese molecules, the future Self-Defense Forces to the Japanese military, and nuclear-armed.
☆ founded the Japan version of the CIA and Japan version FBI.
☆ to realize the Yokohama and initiative.
☆ earthquake, tsunami and weather warfare terrorism (artificial earthquake weapons, etc.) and the measures.
☆ food self-sufficiency rate in Japan and the aim of energy self-sufficiency rate of 100% or more.
☆ until it is alternative energy of the nuclear power plant will take advantage of the nuclear power plant, to improve the safety of the nuclear power plant.
☆ Kuril Islands, southern Sakhalin, regained Takeshima.
☆ eliminates Japan privileges, such as through name system.
☆ gang was out on the road of the people will be thoroughly eliminated, but the heroism yakuza certifies.
☆ to legalize cannabis and revived the recovered cannabis industry the image of the country of Japan grass "cannabis".
☆ to the maximum sentence of stimulants such and obvious rape in the death penalty ☆ acknowledge the sting of the stimulant.
☆ erotic video and erotic book without mosaic, and legalize uncensored pornography, such as erotic cartoon.
☆ of sex industry legalized, it will introduce the customs porn tax.
☆ Reduce the pachinko parlors. Pachinko tax is also introduced.
☆ consumption tax, income tax, resident tax, and the income tax to be freely set by the thing and regions and generations, and the like.
☆ Single tax, obesity tax, foreign travel tax, pet tax, food loss tax on companies,
☆ a foreign culture tax on such Hollywood and Korean.
☆ consumption tax to the principle abolished, and revived the excise tax (luxury Shinazei).
☆ in annual income 10 billion yen or more of the religious corporation imposes a religious corporation tax.
☆ create a tax haven zones in sparsely populated areas of Japan.

Some of his proposals actually make sense.

Unfortunately, the rest is nutcase territory...
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Re: Vote 'GOT OTER UKI'!

Postby legion » Wed Jul 20, 2016 9:19 pm

to raise the birth rate of the Japanese, to increase the population to 150 million people.

food self-sufficiency rate in Japan and the aim of energy self-sufficiency rate of 100% or more.


Logic not his strong point.

With modern agricultural techniques a population of 50 million might just about manage food self sufficiency.

Energy, no chance.
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