There'll be fewer cows getting off that Qantas flight

[wagyl]

and slightly less bullshit.

Japan temporarily bans live cattle exports from Australia over bovine Johne's fears

Japan has temporarily stopped accepting live feeder and breeder cattle exports from Australia after a number of animals tested positive for bovine Johne's disease.

"It's a concern to us and our department is working closely with Japanese authorities, trying to resolve it as quickly as possible," said a spokeswoman for Domestic Violence Depp's dog botherer and Agriculture Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Lord knows why the media thinks this is election news.

[legion]

I thought JD was being a bit of a wanker but his mum just died so I think he deserves a little consideration.

[wagyl]

He was a wanker while his Mum was still alive. I know that grief has many varieties, but there's lashing out, and lashing out.

(He lost me when he showed disdain for biosecurity, which was before his mother died)

[Samurai_Jerk]

That's chick is probably lying about the DV.

[kurogane]

He always has been a fairly serious goofball, but that dog smuggling thing was both dickish and girly. Surely between the 2 of them they could have scared up enough spare change to get 1 or 2 dogs for while they were down there, or arrange the formalities to take their own dogs. And weren't they fag dogs? He hasn't done enough proper acting for a while to make me want to care, but yeah, major douchebag there. Which he has sporadically been one of, at least since 21 Jump Street.

[wagyl]

That's chick is probably lying about the DV.

She lied about her dogs....

I can't find an unembedded version (and one not edited with bold text captions to tell you what to think), but I'll just put this here http://www.drive.com.au/video-entertain ... 4frky.html

By the way, those thinking about importing pets into Australia, need to start the process in train at least six months in advance. I doubt that the preproduction for Pirates of the Caribbean LXXVI How Much Rum is Left in the Scrapings at the Bottom of the Barrel? is that long, so just book your pets into a kennel.

[kurogane]

http://www.theage.com.au/federal-politi ... pa9ol.html

Have they announced where they plan to get replacements for the Aussie cabin crew affected by the ban?

[yanpa]

Good to see Japan's agricultural authorities keeping up with the Johneses.

[Buraku]

Aus defends travel ban on Aussie refugees, leaves Australians to die in India Hindu Corona regions, CRIMINALIZING return of its own citizens from Covid ridden India

The Australia’s ban on Australia citizens returning in ‘best interests’


Andrew Bolt ‘ashamed of Australia’ over India flight ban, threat of jail and fines for citizens
https://www.news.com.au/national/politi ... 6ab0ed91d1

India COVID travel ban to Australia begins today with jail and fines for those who breach it
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-05-03/ ... /100111452

Aus-India travel ban against Aussie 'makes a mockery' of being an Australian citizen?
https://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/i ... 4481f82f21

Stay in India and die or face a 5-yr jail awaits Aus-India traveler

[Coligny]

Aus defends travel ban on Aussie refugees, leaves Australians to die in India Hindu Corona regions, CRIMINALIZING return of its own citizens from Covid ridden India

The Australia’s ban on Australia citizens returning in ‘best interests’


Andrew Bolt ‘ashamed of Australia’ over India flight ban, threat of jail and fines for ci tizens
https://www.news.com.au/national/politi ... 6ab0ed91d1

India COVID travel ban to Australia begins today with jail and fines for those who breach it
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-05-03/ ... /100111452

Aus-India travel ban against Aussie 'makes a mockery' of being an Australian citizen?
https://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/i ... 4481f82f21

Stay in India and die or face a 5-yr jail awaits Aus-India traveler

Kinda break internationnal laws apparently..

[Buraku]

Scott Morrison confirms India flight ban 'has done its job' and will end on May 15 and not be extended
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... -home.html
Stranded Aussies tell of India horror as Scott Morrison confirms end to controversial travel ban
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-u ... 3f099c0337

Kinda break internationnal laws apparently..

911 style laws, seems Aussie who return home are called bio-terrorists or something

and here's The Hindu Nationalist Bharatiya Janata Party, BJP one of two major political parties in India, the others political parties are collections of gypsies, radical lefty marxists, crazy sikh freaks, kamikaze Tamils and mohammedan islamist jihadi moslems .... BJP says Drink the Voodoo Pagan Hindu piss, Drink Urine Cow Piss!

[Taka-Okami]

Scott Morrison confirms India flight ban 'has done its job' and will end on May 15 and not be extended
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... -home.html
Stranded Aussies tell of India horror as Scott Morrison confirms end to controversial travel ban
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-u ... 3f099c0337

Kinda break internationnal laws apparently..

911 style laws, seems Aussie who return home are called bio-terrorists or something

and here's The Hindu Nationalist Bharatiya Janata Party, BJP one of two major political parties in India, the others political parties are collections of gypsies, radical lefty marxists, crazy sikh freaks, kamikaze Tamils and mohammedan islamist jihadi moslems .... BJP says Drink the Voodoo Pagan Hindu piss, Drink Urine Cow Piss!

No, no, no, it's CalPiss they are feeding them.

[Buraku]

Dozens of bodies believed to be Covid-19 victims have washed up on the banks of the Ganges
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/ ... iver-banks
Hindu Street Shitters Can't Burn them quick enough? Believe an Evolved Techno-Organic Mutant Virus series of bodies were dumped in river because cremation sites are overwhelmed.

Ganges was already a fucked up toxic-biogical zone?
http://www.cookiesound.com/2011/08/life ... asi-india/
https://live.staticflickr.com/8224/8270 ... ee00_b.jpg
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news- ... /541617752
corpses
wild dogs eating india people

Doctors in India are warning against the practice of using cow dung in the belief it will ward off COVID-19, saying there is no scientific evidence for its effectiveness and that it risks spreading other diseases
https://www.reuters.com/world/india/ind ... 021-05-11/

WHO classifies triple-mutant Covid variant from India as global health risk
https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2021/05/10/who ... risk-.html

Hospitals across India report Covid-19 patients with rare deadly black fungus that decays brains and lungs.

https://www.cityam.com/covid-19-patient ... and-lungs/

[Buraku]

Australia judge dredd upholds temporary ban on Indian travel
https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory ... l-77597074
The Aussie Won’t Extend Ban on Citizens Returning From India
https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/covid- ... q555bnMMk0

[Buraku]

Japanese to ban India

Men Marry Cows and one Hindu Man Marries Dog in India?

Japan to ban foreign residents who traveled to India, Nepal and Pakistan
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2021/ ... japan-ban/

[matsuki]

Men Marry Cows and one Hindu Man Marries Dog in India?

I've seen enough miserable men married to human cows and dogs that I think these Indian men are likely leading much happier lives.

[Coligny]

Men Marry Cows and one Hindu Man Marries Dog in India?

I've seen enough miserable men married to human cows and dogs that I think these Indian men are likely leading much happier lives.

Calling CPS for them dogs asap...

[matsuki]

Men Marry Cows and one Hindu Man Marries Dog in India?

I've seen enough miserable men married to human cows and dogs that I think these Indian men are likely leading much happier lives.

Calling CPS for them dogs asap...

I don't need to be married to get laid without peanut butter

[Buraku]

Qantas to ban unvaccinated travelers from international flights in new pandemic measure

https://www.axios.com/covid-qantas-unva ... b72ce.html

[Buraku]

Who was that monk retard again? Thick Quang Ducks or something?? ...decades later Saigon would still fall

Melbourne man sets himself on fire while screaming about Dan Andrews' Covid vaccine mandates
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... dates.html

[Buraku]

Asia grapples with explosive Covid-19 surge due to Omicron variant
https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east- ... on-variant


Cheapskate Aussie man banned from leaving Israel for 8,000 years !!!

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 81828.html

It means the Debito type of Australian Jew dad has effectively been slapped with an 8,000-year prison sentence.

He moved to Israel in 2012 to be nearer to his two young children after his ex-wife returned to the country and filed a divorce case against him in an Israeli court, news.com.au reports.

In 2013, the court issued a so-called "stay-of-exit" order against Huppert.

It bans him from leaving the country even for holiday or work until he pays "future debt" for the child maintenance of his two kids

[Buraku]

Japan set to extend COVID entry ban as omicron spreads
https://asia.nikkei.com/Spotlight/Coron ... on-spreads

Djokovic wins court battle over Australia entry
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20220110_18/

[Coligny]

How much death rate increase from the omicron variant ?

And just wait for Dr Raoult paper on vaccination and omicron’s spread research gets out.

[matsuki]

How much death rate increase from the omicron variant ?

You mean decrease...at this point "wuhan flu" seems appropriate. (especially as more and more evidence points to lab origin)

[matsuki]

https://ourworldindata.org/explorers/co ... LD~SWE~USA

Most strict entry procedures in the modern world to stop omicron...yet it seems like Japan is more omicron infested than anywhere else.

[Buraku]

When street shitters attack, starts at 2:40

As coronavirus fears ebb, Japan prepares for tourists from abroad

https://www.business-standard.com/artic ... 609_1.html

[Coligny]

As coronavirus fears ebb, Japan prepares for tourists from abroad

https://www.business-standard.com/artic ... 609_1.html

Shit, going to have to lock the doors again. Can’t these stinky gaijin stay in they decadent failures of countries.
Don’t they have a war to fight against mother Russia to save their militaro industrial complex ?

[Taka-Okami]

As coronavirus fears ebb, Japan prepares for tourists from abroad

https://www.business-standard.com/artic ... 609_1.html

Shit, going to have to lock the doors again. Can’t these stinky gaijin stay in they decadent failures of countries.
Don’t they have a war to fight against mother Russia to save their militaro industrial complex ?

Bro, when aliens need to come to this part of the galaxy, they lock their doors and speed past earth.

[Buraku]

ANA president, “Relax border controls to same level of other G7 nations.”

https://www.aviationwire.jp/archives/254614

[matsuki]

When street shitters attack, starts at 2:40

....and that is why having a legal gun in your home is probably a good idea. I'm not suggesting they escalate and start shooting anyone...but if you appear in the window with a shotgun, most attackers will GTFO of there. If they don't and try to break in...well....then you can let the lead fly.