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"Please refrain from such public displays of soulfulness. As Japanese, with our hierachial pyramidical bullying system founded on the twin cornerstones of hatred and resentment of our fellow sons of Yamato, it is our solemn patriotic duty to withhold all public displays of humaneness, affinity, and empathy. As true Japanese, if we are quarantined for 1,000 fucking YEARS, not ONCE would it even enter a truly Japanese mind to even entertain the notion of such a rowdy decadent display of spiritedness. Thank you for listening, now go to work, pay your taxes and just die quietly would you."
Grumpy Gramps wrote:Couldn't we convince the concerned Muricans to just buy Japanese washlets?
No foul, she means it good and it's the thought that counts, butt,,, really?
Russell wrote:Hmm, I couldn't help wondering how that would be arranged in a family. Will everyone have his/her own bottle, lined up against the wall of the toilet, or is there a shared bottle?
And I also like her solution to cut up a T-shirt in hand towels and use those to wipe. Her tip to wash those towels regularly because of the smell does make sense to me.
But gosh, aren't there better solutions? Like having a dog? Dogs are known to like licking each others' asses, and it would save on food too.
Creative ideas, creative ideas...
Mike Oxlong wrote:Russell wrote:Hmm, I couldn't help wondering how that would be arranged in a family. Will everyone have his/her own bottle, lined up against the wall of the toilet, or is there a shared bottle?
And I also like her solution to cut up a T-shirt in hand towels and use those to wipe. Her tip to wash those towels regularly because of the smell does make sense to me.
But gosh, aren't there better solutions? Like having a dog? Dogs are known to like licking each others' asses, and it would save on food too.
Creative ideas, creative ideas...
Are you calling your idea the peanut butter dog?
CrankyBastard wrote:Wow, just came out of Costco and have never seen anything like this. There was NO toilet paper and I walked back up front to the service desk and asked if they had anymore anywhere else. The girl gave me a very rude 'NO' with a such a look of disgust that I would even ask. That was the longest walk back to the bathroom with my pants around my ankles ..
matsuki wrote:CrankyBastard wrote:Wow, just came out of Costco and have never seen anything like this. There was NO toilet paper and I walked back up front to the service desk and asked if they had anymore anywhere else. The girl gave me a very rude 'NO' with a such a look of disgust that I would even ask. That was the longest walk back to the bathroom with my pants around my ankles ..
Really? After the initial rush, last week they had a massive section of it (the usual large packs broken down into normal store size 6-packs for much less) with a "2 per family" rule. I've noticed many of the Costco employees in Japan really don't want to look anything up for you and can be quite rude when trying to blow you off.
CrankyBastard wrote:Wow, just came out of Costco and have never seen anything like this. There was NO toilet paper and I walked back up front to the service desk and asked if they had anymore anywhere else. The girl gave me a very rude 'NO' with a such a look of disgust that I would even ask. That was the longest walk back to the bathroom with my pants around my ankles .
CrankyBastard wrote:I was jesting.
The last line was meant to be the punch line.
I see I'll have to work harder at this.
yanpa wrote:Anyway the guy in Aichi who went round deliberately spreading his covidious bounty has become a mortality statistic:
「ウイルスばらまく」感染判明後に飲食店訪れた50代男性が死亡 持病あり18日入院先の病院で
yanpa wrote:Anyway the guy in Aichi who went round deliberately spreading his covidious bounty has become a mortality statistic:
「ウイルスばらまく」感染判明後に飲食店訪れた50代男性が死亡 持病あり18日入院先の病院で
Mike Oxlong wrote:
Foreigners won’t be allowed to enter even with valid visas and work permits, the foreign ministry said in a statement late Thursday, in what it called a “necessary and temporary” step. Diplomats aren’t included in the order, and neither are people coming to China “to engage in necessary economic, trade, scientific and technological activities, and for urgent humanitarian needs,” it said.
Russell wrote:Mike, I like the last one.
Yep, we are in this, with thousands of deaths (and likely many more), enormous economic damage, because one Chinese person wanted to eat a freaking bat!
Why else would they call it the Novel Coronavirus, HUH!!!!????
kurogane wrote:Russell wrote:Mike, I like the last one.
Yep, we are in this, with thousands of deaths (and likely many more), enormous economic damage, because one Chinese person wanted to eat a freaking bat!
Do we know that yet? (with reasonable evidence and certainty, etc.)???? serious question
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