zenkey? What about donkra

[kurohinge1]

I'm hungry mum ... a male baby zenkey, hybrid between a donkey mother and zebra father, suckles from his mother at the Nasu Safari Park, north of Tokyo. A Japanese safari park is to put a zebra-donkey hybrid, believed to be the world's only living zenkey, on public view next week. Photo: AFP

zenkey sounds a bit lame. Wouldn't donkra sound much more Japanese - like Mothra...

[Caustic Saint]

Wait! That's not it's mother!

[kurohinge1]

Mr Donkey: Honey, why's our kid look like the guy next door?

And the way these twoare looking into eachother's eyes, the next crossbreed could already be on the way.



Human + rhino = humno or rhiman?

[GomiGirl]

It is just a stripey ass!!

I am sure there is suitable medication!!!

[kurohinge1]

It is just a stripey ass!!

I am sure there is suitable medication!!!

Stripey ass medication man:

[Taro Toporific]

It is just a stripey ass!!

I am sure there is suitable medication!!!

Stripey ass medication man:

Are you suggesting this stripe med for the ass?

[kurohinge1]

Are you suggesting this stripe med for the ass? ... (Preparation H)

I have piles of work on my desk - will Preperation H make those piles go away too?

The makers of Preparation H* have created this websiteto help you become more familiar with the causes and symptoms of piles, and to give you access to recommendations on how to prevent piles, along with information on the complete range of Preparation H products available for fast, effective relief of the symptoms of piles.

Piles of work:
Cause = clients and clients' clients
Symptoms = stress and desire to be at home and/or the pub
How to prevent = delegation and avoidance (duck and cover)

[Taro Toporific]

Human + rhino = humno or rhiman?

Ok, how about a tigon?


Or better yet, a jackalope?

[Caustic Saint]

Or better yet, a jackalope?

What about a basselope?

[kamome]

It's been a loooong time since I read Bloom County and its basselope storyline. Natsukashii.....