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Postby kamome » Thu May 23, 2002 2:14 pm

She'd be a winner in my book. Wow, beautiful picture.
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Endless Sun for Miss Japan

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat May 31, 2003 4:36 pm

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Caption: Miss Japan 2003 Miyako Miyazaki poses in her Endless Sun Swimwear at the Hotel El Panama on May 28, 2003. She will compete for the title of Miss Universe June 3 in Panama City...

Click on the video of her saying...
"My national costume is Ninja."Image
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Re: Endless Sun for Miss Japan

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Jun 04, 2003 12:35 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
Miss Japan 2003 Miyako Miyazaki. Click on the video of her saying...
"My national costume is Ninja."

Image Miss Japan, Miyako Miyzaki, was fourth runnerup

Miss Dominican Republic Is Miss Universe
Sarasota Herald-Tribune, FL / June 03. 2003 11:22PM... Miss Serbia and Montenegro, Sanja Papic, was third runner up and Miss Japan, Miyako Miyzaki, was fourth runnerup. ...

MISS JAPAN IN THE TOP TEN
Ten finalists face the music in the Miss Universe contest
Wednesday, June 04, 2003 / The Star Online
PANAMA CITY, Panama (AP) ...The top 10 announced during the ceremony also included women from Trinidad and Tobago, the Czech Republic, Namibia, Canada, Brazil, Serbia and Montenegro and Japan. ... the favorites chosen from the field of 71 contestants ...

Cut after making the top 15 were Miss USA, Susie Castillo, and Misses Greece, Panama, Angola and Peru.
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UPDATE!

Postby kamome » Mon May 17, 2004 7:40 pm

UPDATE: Japan's candidate for Miss Universe 2004

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AK, you CANNOT tell me with a straight face that you would kick her out of bed.

:arrow: Profile for Eri Machimoto. Perhaps she'll actually win this year's Miss Universe pageant??
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Postby AssKissinger » Mon May 17, 2004 7:47 pm

AK, you CANNOT tell me with a straight face that you would kick her out of bed.


Only if my wife was listening would I be able to keep a straight face but I'd still be lying. That is some highly fuckable honey we can finally agree.
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Teeth

Postby Marvin Feltcher » Mon May 17, 2004 8:21 pm

Has she got rotten teeth? I know it's a national characteristic and all, but...
Actually, this bird's cousin works for us. I better not write anything about her or I'll end up in trouble again, but let's just say it's difficult to discern the blood relationship.
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Postby Big Booger » Mon May 17, 2004 10:30 pm

I'd only hit it if she wore those wings in the sack :D
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon May 17, 2004 11:44 pm

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This girl has an eligibility problem for Miss Universe.
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Postby Big Booger » Tue May 18, 2004 12:25 am

Mulboyne wrote:Image

This girl has an eligibility problem for Miss Universe.


Isn't that Assking's lady?
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Postby Big Booger » Tue May 18, 2004 12:47 am

She is just suffering from the ever present NTAA...

No Tits At All...
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Postby AssKissinger » Tue May 18, 2004 1:23 am

Big Booger wrote:
Mulboyne wrote:Image

This girl has an eligibility problem for Miss Universe.


Isn't that Assking's lady?
:)
Nope, this is...Image

My lady don't be swingin' naked on no pole!
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Postby Steve Bildermann » Tue May 18, 2004 1:38 am

Forgive me AK I'm in a 'caption' mood tonight

'Elegant Japanese Lady poses with real turkey' :D
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Postby kamome » Tue May 18, 2004 1:43 am

bikkle wrote:After extensive research, I was able to find a better copy of the pic that kamome posted. This should clear up the teeth issue once and for all.

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Thanks for posting a clearer image. My capabilities with .jpgs and the like are slim to none. The teeth look messed up in my post because I screwed up trying to shrink the .jpg to fit on the FG image upload. But as you can see, her teeth are perfect.

Hell, even AK agrees with me that this is one gorgeous babe (and he and I have very different tastes). :luv3: :drool:
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Postby mr. sparkle » Tue May 18, 2004 3:06 am

5'9" though! 8O
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Postby Steve Bildermann » Tue May 18, 2004 5:12 am

Definitely too thin for me :D
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Yes yada yaeba!

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue May 18, 2004 12:05 pm

Marvin wrote:Has she got rotten teeth? I know it's a national characteristic and all, but....


Nah, that's "cute". My yaeba (protruding canines) are my "charm point", hee, hee.

Western Values Reshape Teeth
New Cosmetic Treatments Promote Smiles
October 6, 1998
...Crooked teeth have not always been considered a drawback in Japan. In fact, the "double-tooth" look caused by the overlapping of two front teeth in the upper jaws is considered cute in children and young women. ...

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Or
http://www.linkclub.or.jp/~murasawa/e/bibou.html
http://www.hardfocus.net/stevie/cute-smile-bad-teeth.htm
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Re: !

Postby Big Booger » Tue May 18, 2004 9:48 pm

AssKissinger wrote:
Big Booger wrote:
Mulboyne wrote:Image

This girl has an eligibility problem for Miss Universe.


Isn't that Assking's lady?
:)
Nope, this is...Image

My lady don't be swingin' naked on no pole!


I thought it was strange that you're lady would be swingin' naked on a pole... :D

Steve, that was hilarious.. :D
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Yeh, but nothing squeaks better than a Japanese girl

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed May 19, 2004 3:42 pm

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Miss Universe (news - web sites) candidate Eri Machimoto of Japan cheers as she arrives for an Ecuadorean musical show in World City, 26 km (16 miles) west of Quito
---- AP News May 18, 2004
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Postby DUCK » Wed May 19, 2004 11:31 pm

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Postby kamome » Thu May 20, 2004 12:19 am

DUCK wrote:I had a student who was in the Miss Japan pageant a few years back. She was apparently in Tsuri Baka Nishi 11 as well...

Her career is on hold now. Her boyfriend knocked her up...


Wow, the DUCK talks!
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Postby DUCK » Thu May 20, 2004 8:48 am

kamome wrote:
DUCK wrote:I had a student who was in the Miss Japan pageant a few years back. She was apparently in Tsuri Baka Nishi 11 as well...

Her career is on hold now. Her boyfriend knocked her up...


Wow, the DUCK talks!

DUCK thought he was someone else. :oops:
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Re: !

Postby mercutio » Thu May 20, 2004 9:09 am

AssKissinger wrote:Nope, this is...Image

My lady don't be swingin' naked on no pole!


damn... Asskissinger is the Fisher King..... a dead ringer for Robyn Williams...
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon May 24, 2004 12:42 pm

Big Booger wrote:She is just suffering from the ever present NTAA...
No Tits At All...


Ah, cum on. They're cute muffins.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040523/ids_photos_en/r2345388695.jpg
Eri Machimoto, Miss Japan Universe 2004, poses in her Endless Sun Swimsuit in Quito, Ecuador May 23, 2004.
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Re: Miss Japan will never win Miss Universe

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed May 26, 2004 11:08 pm

bikkle wrote:Miss Japan 2002

Does Miss Japan ever win?
Not like this.
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Miss Japan Eri Machimoto walks during the national costume presentation
Quito, 25 May 2004/ AFP
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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Wed May 26, 2004 11:47 pm

Christ on a stick!
That is very average.

Didn't know the National Costume for Japan was designed by "Tranny Show R Us". Was Shinjuku Ni Chome around before the Edo Period?
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Re: Miss Japan will never win Miss Universe

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Jun 02, 2004 12:56 pm

bikkle wrote:Miss Japan 2002

Does Miss Japan ever win?


NOPE.

Aussie beauty wins Miss UniverseWednesday, June 2, 2004 Posted: 0347 GMT (1147 HKT)
QUITO, Ecuador -- First an Australian became a royal princess in Denmark and now a fellow countrywoman has earned another crown of sorts, with Miss Australia Jennifer Hawkins winning the Miss Universe 2004 pageant....
The three other finalists from a field of 80 beauty queens were Miss Puerto Rico Alba Reyes, Miss Paraguay Yanina Gonzalez, and Miss Trinidad & Tobago Danielle Jones.
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Re: Local sheila becomes Miss Universe

Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Jun 02, 2004 1:09 pm

Taro Toporific wrote: ... Aussie beauty wins Miss Universe ...

Give them a photo, Taro-san ...
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From our local rag, here in Oz
  • "This is the verdict: . . . " (John 3:19-21)
  • "It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others" (Anon)
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Postby emperor » Wed Jun 02, 2004 1:50 pm

Maybe it comes down to personal taste or maybe thats just a bad photo of her..

I must state my preference for MS.Paraguay standing next to her here:
http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,9723800%255E28102,00.html
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Postby CAkOS » Wed Jun 02, 2004 1:55 pm

from the same site
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they look too skinny tho.....
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Postby CAkOS » Wed Jun 02, 2004 2:01 pm

there are pretty good comments on this site...
Miss Chile Gabriela Barros proves she has brains as well as beauty - she can count too... / AFP


or

Miss China, Meng Zhang, protects her face from the sun before the start of this year's contest in Ecuador / AFP
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