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Qrio Selected For National Team

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Qrio Selected For National Team

Postby kurohinge1 » Tue Jan 27, 2004 12:20 pm

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Sony corporation's Qrio holds his new uniform following his selection on the national soccer team, narrowly beating the Belly-Dancing Robot. Selectors were impressed that Qrio could stand on one leg AND jog at a speed of 14 metres (15 yards) per minute (the current selection criteria for the team). The team is now working on training Qrio on the hardest part of the game - how to fall over while making it look like you were tripped. :wink:

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