1 regular train + 2 Shinkansens = 1 suicide

[Taro Toporific]

Person dies after being hit by 2 Shinkansen, 1 normal train
NAGOYA -- A person died after apparently being hit by two speeding Shinkansen trains and a normal train on Monday morning, police said....
Hole found in bullet train nose, after apparently hitting someone
Japan Today, Feb 9
NAGOYA---A hole was found in the nose of a bullet train after it apparently hit a person Monday morning on the Tokaido Shinkansen Line, Central Japan Railway ......The police are working to identity the person....

[NeoNecroNomiCron]

Does this mean the person was shot by a train?


Guns Dont kill people, Trains do!!!

[Taro Toporific]

Does this mean the person was shot by a train?

Damn. That's EXACTLY how I read it too. Oh no, I thinking like NeoNecro.

[ramchop]

Wind power generator makes mince meat of rare eagle

SAPPORO -- An endangered eagle, designated by the government as a natural monument, was recently found dead apparently after it was severed mid-air by a blade of a wind power generator in western Hokkaido, the local office of the Environment Ministry said.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

[NeoNecroNomiCron]

But nobody laughed at this funny comment.

The electric car thing,

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5879&highlight=penelope

It was high quality, but it looks like slapstick wins the day Ill have to add this incedent to my suicide note.


If you are thinking like me taro you will already have pen(and possibly razor) in hand he he

BTW my opera is not working in FG some times its nice with the extra tool bar but formating text is bad.

[Taro Toporific]

But nobody laughed at this funny comment.


The electric car thing,

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5879&highlight=penelope

It was high quality, but it looks like slapstick wins the day....

Hey, it's Japan: slapstick wins everyday.

(If it'll make you feel mo' betta, I did a have good chuckle at my desk here in the office. The problem is, your wisecrack caused me to rip WMD fart worthy of Godzilla at a Mexican buffet.

[NeoNecroNomiCron]

(If it'll make you feel mo' betta, I did a have good chuckle at my desk here in the office. The problem is, your wisecrack caused me to rip WMD fart worthy of Godzilla at a Mexican buffet.

If it was a WMD fart does that mean there was no trace of it? Or that they will be writing reports of it for years? Does it include blister agent?

[American Oyaji]

I wish we had a Japanese style

Falling down smiley.....Smiley just falls down because it was an "arama" moment.

or sweat smiley....a droop of sweat dropping down grimacing smiley.

[GomiGirl]

(If it'll make you feel mo' betta, I did a have good chuckle at my desk here in the office. The problem is, your wisecrack caused me to rip WMD fart worthy of Godzilla at a Mexican buffet.

If it was a WMD fart does that mean there was no trace of it?

Just blaming bad intel..

You are on the ball today NeoNecro!! Well done..

I liked the Lady Penelope reference.. thunderbirds are one of my all time faves!! OMG are we getting on?

[NeoNecroNomiCron]

OMG are we getting on?

I think we were always getting on. But I am a particulary difficult person to understand.

Most of the wise cracks I make, tended to be viewed as sarcastic. But its probably the envirment I was brought up in. Although I am doing the same thing I have mellowed a bit catering for more of an American audiance.

Just in this last month a few bad things have happened to me. It seems when I am in a good mood, I am more caustic. But when I am down, my humour is more up beat at thoughtful.

Also since I met a few of ye, I cant pretend to hate american anymore just for being contentious. As I explained my real views I dont have any ammunition.


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Bad things that have happened:

I dont think I can go to Keio, but still may be able to go to Waseda.

I dont know what direction my life is going after I finish my internship.

I am a failed parttime model = now broke. I seriously have to get something on the side. Be a Host or something. I am still living out of one suitcase.

I really want to stay in Japan so I have sponsership worries.

I have a big decision to take on what direction I should follow. I dont want to program anymore. With my qualifications I can either be a systems engineer or and network administrator.(if worst comes to worst a web designer(not a coder, designer(need to get my own site up, to show my ability))) If I become a systems engineer I will need to go back home and take some graduate recruted job.

Up until last night my internet connection was shit. I pay for adsl but its connecting at 90kbs just a little above dial up. Last night I connected at .4mbs better but not Japan great.

Still have Girlfriend problems. I want to break up with her. But I dont have the heart. If I was doing something wrong or she hated me I wouldnt mind so much. But she likes me which makes it harder.

[Taro Toporific]

I dont know what direction my life is going .....

Gee, I say that every morning when I wake up hearing the TV speaking in Tongues.

I dont think I can go to Keio, but still may be able to go to Waseda....

No sweat. Keio is elitist but good]super free,[/url] which even has paid "assistanto"positions. Ya needed a research assistantship didn't ya?

More Not Safe for Work pix here.

[Big Booger]

Does his family have to pay for the damages to the shinkansen?

[Taro Toporific]

Does his family have to pay for the damages to the shinkansen?

This morning TBS TV News said 13 million yen in damages.