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Oral Sex Causes Cancer!!!

Postby Frost » Thu Feb 26, 2004 5:35 pm

Oral Sex Shown to Be Linked to Mouth Cancer

Let's keep this quiet, don't need my gf finding out about this... :wink:
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Postby Big Booger » Thu Feb 26, 2004 6:05 pm

So no smoking and sucking... :D
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Postby kamome » Thu Feb 26, 2004 6:36 pm

So if you go to a smoke-filled bar and have a couple of drinks, then bring a girl home and go down on her, you've completed the "oral cancer trifecta"?
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Postby Frost » Fri Feb 27, 2004 10:06 am

I don't care what those people say..i think its all BS...they need some fake thing to get more "research" money.
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Postby Caustic Saint » Fri Feb 27, 2004 10:26 am

Frost wrote:I don't care what those people say..i think its all BS...they need some fake thing to get more "research" money.

I don't care what they say either.

However, in the interest of science, I will be conducting my own research, and also volunteering myself as a research subject. :twisted:
More caustic. Less saint. :twisted:
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Research

Postby kurohinge1 » Fri Feb 27, 2004 11:38 am

Caustic Saint wrote: ... in the interest of science, I will be conducting my own research, and also volunteering myself as a research subject. :twisted:


:rofl: Your contributions to science will hopefully be well received.


(1) Ex-GF's stop talking to you +
(2) stopping talking is a symptom or oral cancer =
(3) Ex-GF's may have oral cancer.
Yes, it all makes sense now. 8O
I thought it was only verbal diarrhoea. :wink:
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Re: Research

Postby GomiGirl » Fri Feb 27, 2004 11:46 am

kurohinge1 wrote:I thought it was only verbal diarrhoea. :wink:


Gross.. not the best subjects to be discussed together... (It's Friday and it has been a rough week!!)
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Re: Research

Postby kurohinge1 » Fri Feb 27, 2004 3:54 pm

GomiGirl wrote:
kurohinge1 wrote:I thought it was only verbal diarrhoea. :wink:


Gross.. not the best subjects to be discussed together... (It's Friday and it has been a rough week!!)


Sorry, I meant verbal diarrhoea as in talks too much (which is just painful to the listener).
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Re: Research

Postby GomiGirl » Fri Feb 27, 2004 3:55 pm

kurohinge1 wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:
kurohinge1 wrote:I thought it was only verbal diarrhoea. :wink:


Gross.. not the best subjects to be discussed together... (It's Friday and it has been a rough week!!)


Sorry, I meant verbal diarrhoea as in talks too much (which is just painful to the listener).


yes I know - but the two words just shouldn't be in the same sentence..
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Re: Research

Postby cstaylor » Fri Feb 27, 2004 4:44 pm

GomiGirl wrote:yes I know - but the two words just shouldn't be in the same sentence..
Man, you are just begging for Taro to post some nasty pictures on this thread, huh? 8O
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